Half Man Half Biscuit - Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be With Jesus Lyrics

I’ve been up to no good
I’ve been dissed in the ‘hood
I’ve been locked in the Rock City, Notts
I got stars in my eyes
I told thousands of lies
When arrested at Cowes robbing yachts

Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus

You come on like a dream
Julian Bream
Lips like David Vine
When a sneeze doesn’t come
I look up to the sun
And I praise him for making it shine
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Be with Jesus

Yodelay odelay
I walk a country mile
Just to taunt your Koi Carp
It prods me out of my sloth

On an easy par four
Within earshot of your
Revolutionary foldaway drums
For sure, like I say
At the end of the day
We’ll take each Armageddon as it comes

Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus