Half Man Half Biscuit - Sponsoring The Moshpits Lyrics

In front of bar staff the bands still play
So I get on my knees and really pray
Ask for inspiration from the boys up above
Handed down a plan which seems simple enough

Another bright idea from Gabriel
To keep the small clubs afloat
We should be sponsoring the moshpits
Bang the drums

Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked
Then describe to companies how their name would look
Plastered round the area where the punters mass
Ten times more effective than the underpass

It’s a bright idea from Gabriel
To keep the small clubs afloat
We should be sponsoring the moshpits
Bang the drums

Wine and dine Keith Prowse
Ask him if he’d be interested in
A deal with David Prowse
Whereby everyone gets to the gig
All safe and sound

Come on everybody there’s no time to waste
Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste
Common misconceptions will be left at the door
And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore

So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel
For keeping small clubs afloat
We’re sponsoring the moshpits
Bang the drums

Wine and dine Keith Prowse
Ask him if he’d be interested in
A deal with David Prowse
Whereby everyone gets to the gig
All safe and sound
And in this way your club will be saved
From the JCB
And in this way your club will be saved
From JCB

Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits
Sponsoring the moshpits
Moshpits, moshpits…