Half Man Half Biscuit - Running Order Squabble Fest Lyrics

Half past four? Half past four?
You said half past ten to us
No dry ice? No dry ice?
Hey Jason, they’ve got no dry ice
There is no way on earth
They should be on after us
Five k? Five k?
They can’t even play their instruments

Listen squire, who d’you think
Sold this thing out anyway?
Them lot there? Them lot there?
They haven’t even got an album out
Sound man, sound man
We’ve got our own sound man
CND? CND?
We’re not going on after Chas’n'Dave
I don’t care, I don’t care
Hello boys, there’s a change of plan
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance