Hadouken! - Liquid Lives Lyrics

There's a story about a bloke named Jerry
Got slaughtered and got real airy
In the pub he acted obscured
And he came onto a boxer's bird

So he got knocked out
Face swelled up like a rainbow trout
His girl found out the truth
But he couldn't explain 'cause he'd lost a tooth

I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die
I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested
And my head's in pain, next weekend let's do it again

An anecdote about a man named Clive
Wasn't one to usually drink drive
And after all he'd been through a stack
And so it was a bit far to walk back

A month later and he's sitting in court
For the two lives he cut short
Man slaughter he's convicted
For the pain that he inflicted

Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around
Down to the pub, up to the club
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive

Here's a story about a chap named Bart
Drank 4 pints in hour and a half
Although the night had just begun
'Cause the local pub was open till one

The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on the hunt he
Was still drunk and he risked himself
Fell off his horse and shot himself

I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die
I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested
And my head's in pain, next weekend let's do it again

Here's a story about a girl named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they told the doctors she'd sued
They found no chemicals was in her bloodstream

Well, nothing malicious
But the alcohol levels were suspicious
When asked who had hurt her
Poor old Kate couldn't remember

Our liquid lives this is how we all survive
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again
Down to the pub, up to the club
And I've damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!

Spinning, my head is spinning, up around, around
Down to the pub, up to the club
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive

Go on, drink up England
Come on, swig it up
It's what you all do best