George Carlin - Third Announcements Lyrics

Hey, why doncha join the service? Join the fuckin' service! Join up and die! How do you expect to keep the country free if you won't die? I'm dead. I died in World War II! I'm fuckin' dead! Can you say that? Come on. Join up and die!

Hello. I'm a famous person...and I'm for sale. Do have a product or a business that needs promotion? Do you sell something worthless? Something no one will buy because it's poorly built and doesn't work properly? Likely to come apart at high speeds? Perhaps with toxic side effects? Well, I'm here to help you. I'll take your product and I'll sell it to them because they trust me. That's right; they trust me because...I'm a famous person.

On Saturday afternoon, it's "Galaxy of Sports". This week featuring- Team Walking, Cross Country Ballroom Dancing, High-speed Competition Skipping, Tree Hunting and the newest X-rated sport from California, Roller Fucking! Followed by a sports movie. The story of a young man's desire to be an Olympic swimmer. Don't miss "Wet Dream"!