George Carlin - Second Announcements Lyrics
Artist: George Carlin
Album: A Place For My Stuff
Genre: Comedy
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Hello, I'm Howard Beamer and I'm running for state's Attorney General. This is my pledge to you. I promise that if anyone breaks the law, I will personally go to his or her house and beat the shit out of 'em!
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(TV promo)
On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
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