| 1 |
Join The Book Club |
| 2 |
Class Clown |
| 3 |
Every Child Is Special |
| 4 |
Let's Make A Deal |
| 5 |
I Used To Be Irish Catholic |
| 6 |
In A Coma |
| 7 |
Dead Parents Helping |
| 8 |
Swearing On The Bible |
| 9 |
Hair Poem |
| 10 |
Values How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window? |
| 11 |
Fussy Eater Part 2 |
| 12 |
A Place For My Stuff |
| 13 |
Special Dispensation Heaven Hell Purgatory And Limbo |
| 14 |
Rice Krispies |
| 15 |
The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television |
| 16 |
Proud To Be An American |
| 17 |
Ice Box Man |
| 18 |
Today's Professional Parents |
| 19 |
Takin Off Yer Hat |
| 20 |
Son Of Wino |
| 21 |
Fourth Announcements |
| 22 |
Self Esteem Movement |
| 23 |
Divorce Game |
| 24 |
Ed Sullivan Self Taught |
| 25 |
Asshole Jackoff Scumbag |
| 26 |
You Have No Rights |
| 27 |
Fifth Announcements |
| 28 |
Children Are Our Future |
| 29 |
A Couple Of Other Questions |
| 30 |
Wasting Time Sharing A Swallow |
| 31 |
The 11 O'Clock News |
| 32 |
Fussy Eater Part 1 |
| 33 |
Raisin A Child Is Not Difficult |
| 34 |
The Self-Esteem Movement |
| 35 |
Acknowledgements |
| 36 |
Sixth Announcements |
| 37 |
I Like People |
| 38 |
Opening |
| 39 |
Stupid Bullshit |
| 40 |
The Confessional |
| 41 |
Seventh Announcements |
| 42 |
Stupid Bullshit On The Phone |
| 43 |
First Announcements |
| 44 |
Old Fuck |
| 45 |
What A Phone Call Should Be |
| 46 |
Heavy Mysteries |
| 47 |
Have A Nice Day |
| 48 |
Goin Through My Address Book |
| 49 |
Muhammad Ali America The Beautiful |
| 50 |
Things We Say When People Die |
| 51 |
Their Kids |
| 52 |
Second Announcements |
| 53 |
He's Smiling Down |
| 54 |
They Want To Show You The Pictures |
| 55 |
Shoot |
| 56 |
Interview With Jesus |
| 57 |
Parents In Hell |
| 58 |
Just Enough Bullshit |
| 59 |
The Hair Piece |
| 60 |
People Refuse To Be Realistic |
| 61 |
No One Questions Things |
| 62 |
Sex In Commercials |
| 63 |
Abortion |
| 64 |
Drugs |
| 65 |
Third Announcements |
| 66 |
Couple Of Other Questions |
| 67 |
God Bless America |
| 68 |
Birth Control |
