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George Carlin Lyrics

Genre: Comedy

George Carlin Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Join The Book Club
2 Class Clown
3 Dead Parents Helping
4 Every Child Is Special
5 Let's Make A Deal
6 I Used To Be Irish Catholic
7 In A Coma
8 Rice Krispies
9 The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
10 Proud To Be An American
11 Swearing On The Bible
12 Hair Poem
13 Values How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?
14 Fussy Eater Part 2
15 A Place For My Stuff
16 Special Dispensation Heaven Hell Purgatory And Limbo
17 Things We Say When People Die
18 Their Kids
19 Second Announcements
20 He's Smiling Down
21 They Want To Show You The Pictures
22 Shoot
23 Interview With Jesus
24 Parents In Hell
25 Just Enough Bullshit
26 The Hair Piece
27 People Refuse To Be Realistic
28 No One Questions Things
29 Sex In Commercials
30 Abortion
31 Drugs
32 Third Announcements
33 Couple Of Other Questions
34 God Bless America
35 Birth Control
36 Son Of Wino
37 Ice Box Man
38 Today's Professional Parents
39 Takin Off Yer Hat
40 Divorce Game
41 Fourth Announcements
42 Self Esteem Movement
43 Ed Sullivan Self Taught
44 Asshole Jackoff Scumbag
45 You Have No Rights
46 Fifth Announcements
47 Children Are Our Future
48 A Couple Of Other Questions
49 Wasting Time Sharing A Swallow
50 The 11 O'Clock News
51 Fussy Eater Part 1
52 Raisin A Child Is Not Difficult
53 The Self-Esteem Movement
54 Acknowledgements
55 Sixth Announcements
56 I Like People
57 Opening
58 Stupid Bullshit
59 The Confessional
60 Seventh Announcements
61 Stupid Bullshit On The Phone
62 First Announcements
63 Old Fuck
64 What A Phone Call Should Be
65 Heavy Mysteries
66 Have A Nice Day
67 Goin Through My Address Book
68 Muhammad Ali America The Beautiful