Gavin Friday The Man Seezer - Caruso Lyrics

No, I'm not myself today
Je suis salome, I am romantic
Je suis apollo, I am gigantic

Hey stronzo
I'm standing next to you
In the supermarket

Yeah, you are obvious
I am oblivious

Salome, apollo in Technicolor
I walked on the moon to touch the stars
A legend in my lifetime

Oh momma, my rosa from an early age
I was used and abused, no more those bad reviews
Take me back to '72 my coo ca choo

Oh! ignorance was bliss
Spunk-a-flow to the joy of my first kiss
I'm not me, I'm not me, I'm not me, not me
Non sono io

Oh mi Lord, I'm so bored, what's on the TV?
Do we really need these pissy pop stars
When there's not enough of me!
Oh dada, my dali, un chen de lou lou

I am the art in your party not a twist cap sniffing bore
It's tough in the queue, it's as unto a platform shoe
Oh! trampled underfoot
I'm Fred Astaire, I face the music and dance.

I'm not me, I'm not me, I'm not me, not me
No, I'm not myself today
Oh glorioso, deliver us not into frustration
Salome, apollo in Technicolor

I walked on the moon to touch the stars
Hey stronzo, ancora
I'm not me, I'm not me, I'm not me, not me
Non sono io
Heave ho, heave ho

Leonardo, Marlon Brando, Machiavelli and Bertolt's belly
A millionaire with curly hair, I'm your burning empire
Greta Garbo, Andy Warhol and his jam-roll
Nero plays his violin, seezer his accordion

I'm sitting in the bathtub
Watching the dirty water
Swirl down the plughole
And on my stereo is Caruso