G.B.H. - Horror Story Lyrics

Now, I'm in love with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm in love with The Wolf Man and his pal Dracula
There's horror all about me, horror everywhere
I love it when those vampire bats get tangled in my hair

You're not safe, you won't escape my horror story
Feel a chill, then it's you I kill in my horror story
Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine
Shivers down your spine all of the time
Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine
Turns your blood to wine

Now, I live in a big house, the one on Haunted Hill
And I knew Dr Jekyll, before he got ill
I went to school with Mummy, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frankenstein was often seen there, unlike The Invisible Man

At the local gig on Friday, the zombies all would dance
And eat the eyes of the DJ, who put them in a trance
The Man in the Iron Mask was shooting pool up top
Said, "Don't get up to Duran Duran, get down to the Bellend Bop"