Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Is Creepy Lyrics

OOOOOH
You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah
Kinda Strange

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy!(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy!(creepy)

Santa creepin runnin down my chimney at night
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It's kinda freaky
Does he got hidden cameras in my house like that?

OOOOOOH
Kinda think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy!(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy!(creepy)

And it's really weird
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

OOOOOOOH
Kinda creepy
YEAHHHHH
Kinda strange
OOOOOOH
Yo it's Fred
Yeahhhhhh
Something isn't right

Don't leave me coal! (OH)
That's kinda strange
Sneekin round my house is really breaking and entering
Standin kissin mom
That's just wrong
Someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange give me sleigh bells in every Christmas song.

OOOOOOOH
Come to think of it elves are really scary(so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy!(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy!(creepy)

And it's really weird
Looks like a fake beard (darn)
Something doesn't seem right to me
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Rudolph?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) creepy AHHHHHHHHHH
I can't take it!
Did you hear that?(HAHAHA)
AAAAHH AAAAHH!
This just isn't right
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy!(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy!(creepy)

And it's really weird
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy!

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy!(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy!(creepy)
And it's really weird
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy!

That's what I'm talkin 'bout!