Artist: Frank Zappa
Wet T-Shirt Nite
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (lead vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
Jeff (tenor saxophone)
Marginal Chagrin (baritone saxophone)
Stumuk (bass saxophone)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Al Malkin (vocals)
Craig Steward (harmonica)
After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped in Miami. With no money (and no other famous rock groups due into the area for at least three weeks), she tries to pick up a few bucks by entering the Wet T-shirt contest at The Brasserie...
Looks to me like something funny Is going on around here People laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin' Entirely too much for their beer And they all think they are Clean outa-site And they're ready to party 'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N' they all crave some Hot delight Well the girls are excited Because in a minute They're gonna get wet 'N' the boys are delighted Because all the titties Will get 'em upset 'N' they all think they are Reety-awright 'N' they're ready to boogie 'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N' they all crave some Pink delight When the water gets on 'em Their ninnies get rigid 'N' look pretty bold It's a common reaction That makes an attraction Whenever it's cold 'N' all of the fellas They wish they could bite On the cute little nuggets The local girls are showin' off tonite You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right And it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN I know
you want someone to show you some tit! BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES!
At this point, FATHER RILEY (who had been recently de-frocked for not meeting his quota, and has grown his hair out and bought a groovy sport coat and moved to Miami and changed his name to BUDDY JONES) steps onto the crowded bandstand in his exciting new role as a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST EMCEE...
Ah, thanks, IKE... Yes, it's WET T-shirt TIME AGAIN Here at the Brasserie... Home of THE TITS...huh huh... And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park Up next in her bid for the semi-finals... Hi, Mary...howya doin'?
Having been fucked senseless by the boys in the crew, MARY does not recognize the former religious personage from her nights in the rectory basement during which she acquired her basic manual skills...confounded by his sport coat, she replies...
Realizing that she no longer recognizes him...or even appreciates the patient religious training he had given her in the past, BUDDY JONES, like a true WET T-SHIRT EMCEE type person, proceeds to say various stupid things to waste time, making the contest itself take longer, thereby giving the mongoloids squatting on the dance floor an opportunity to buy more exciting beverages...liquid products that will expand their consciousnesses to the point whereby they might more fully enjoy the ambiance of Miami By Night...
Where ya from?
Ah, the bus...
You know...the last tour... You know...Leather
Oh...you were the girl stuck to seat 38 Phydeaux III... why don't you get in position and take a deep breath, because this water is very, very cold, but it's goin' to be so stimulating. And Mary's the kind of Red- Blooded American Girl who'll do anything...
I said anything...for fifty bucks That's right!
I really need the fifty bucks you know I gotta get home!
Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed...that's right, you heard right...our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances...
Here I am!
...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...AND HERE COMES THE ICE PICK IN THE FOREHEAD ...a million laughs, Mary! Anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked...yeh, totally committed to the fifty bucks...That's it just step into the spotlight...let the guys get a good look at ya honey!
Here I am!
Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little...
Oh my goodness, look at her go!
Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
Ain't this what living is really all about! Here's your fifty bucks Mary...
Oh great! Now I can go home!
Home is where the heart is.
On the bus.
|1||Big Leg Emma|
|3||Don't Eat The Yellow Snow|
|4||Nanook Rubs It|
|5||St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast|
|6||Call Any Vegetable|
|7||America Drinks & Goes Home|
|14||Eddie Are You Kidding?|
|15||Elvis Has Just Left The Building|
|16||Evelyn, A Modified Dog|
|17||Jelly Roll Gum Drop|
|18||How's Your Bird?|
|20||Let's Make The Water Turn Black|
|22||I'm The Slime|
|24||Status Back Baby|
|26||T**ties & Beer|
|30||The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing|
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|Frank Zappa - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||Big Leg Emma|
|3.||Don't Eat The Yellow Snow|
|4.||Nanook Rubs It|
|5.||St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast|
|6.||Call Any Vegetable|
|7.||America Drinks & Goes Home|
|14.||Eddie Are You Kidding?|
|15.||Elvis Has Just Left The Building|
|16.||Evelyn, A Modified Dog|
|17.||Jelly Roll Gum Drop|
|18.||How's Your Bird?|
|20.||Let's Make The Water Turn Black|
|22.||I'm The Slime|
|24.||Status Back Baby|
|26.||T**ties & Beer|
|30.||The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing|
|5||Wolf Harbor V|
|6||Wolf Harbor IV|
|1||Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros|
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