Artist: Frank Zappa
Cucamonga Years 1962-1964
Performed by: Bob Guy
-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...
Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are
perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence
of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!...
"Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend
my party at the castle last week. You and Doris
make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to
have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and
Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all
played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes!
and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat
down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh,
Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew...
And to continue now...
"Although the party was supposed to be rot
luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still
lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre-
chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe.
Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must
close now. The sun is coming up and I must
return to the crypt.
Sincerely, Count Dracula.
Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle:
Where there's a will, what's the way?"
|1||Big Leg Emma|
|3||Don't Eat The Yellow Snow|
|4||Nanook Rubs It|
|5||St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast|
|6||Call Any Vegetable|
|7||America Drinks & Goes Home|
|14||Eddie Are You Kidding?|
|15||Elvis Has Just Left The Building|
|16||Evelyn, A Modified Dog|
|17||Jelly Roll Gum Drop|
|18||How's Your Bird?|
|20||Let's Make The Water Turn Black|
|22||I'm The Slime|
|24||Status Back Baby|
|26||T**ties & Beer|
|30||The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing|
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|Frank Zappa - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||Big Leg Emma|
|3.||Don't Eat The Yellow Snow|
|4.||Nanook Rubs It|
|5.||St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast|
|6.||Call Any Vegetable|
|7.||America Drinks & Goes Home|
|14.||Eddie Are You Kidding?|
|15.||Elvis Has Just Left The Building|
|16.||Evelyn, A Modified Dog|
|17.||Jelly Roll Gum Drop|
|18.||How's Your Bird?|
|20.||Let's Make The Water Turn Black|
|22.||I'm The Slime|
|24.||Status Back Baby|
|26.||T**ties & Beer|
|30.||The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing|
|1||America the Beautiful|
|3||When The Lie's So Big|
|4||If I Was President...|
|5||Amnerika Goes Home|
|6||Brown Shoes Don't Make It|
|1||Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros|
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