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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Cocaine Decisions
9 Billy The Mountain
10 Dinah-Moe-Hum
11 Dinah-Moe Humm
12 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
13 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
14 Valarie
15 Dance Contest
16 Latex Solar Beef
17 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
18 Artificial Rhonda
19 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
20 We Are Not Alone
21 Bamboozled By Love
22 Church Chat
23 Love Story
24 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
25 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
26 Drop Dead
27 Briefcase Boogie
28 Brown Moses
29 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
30 Joe's Garage
31 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
32 Moggio
33 Tink Walks Amok
34 Inca Roads
35 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
36 Dancin' Fool
37 Sofa No 2
38 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
39 Dirty Love
40 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
41 Porn Wars
42 Harder Than Your Husband
43 We're Turning Again
44 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
45 Hot Rats
46 Kangaroos
47 Big Leg Emma
48 Pygmy Twylite
49 Any Kind Of Pain
50 Goblin Girl
51 Catholic Girls
52 Concentration Moon
53 Teen-Age Prostitute
54 Nanook Rubs It
55 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
56 On The Bus
57 Introduction
58 Call Any Vegetable
59 Montana
60 Time Is Money
61 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
62 Willie The Pimp
63 The Dick Kunc Story
64 I Have Been In You
65 Stick Together
66 Sleepin' In A Jar
67 Status Back Baby
68 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
69 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
70 Titties & Beer
71 200 Years Old
72 Cruisin' For Burgers
73 Promiscuous
74 Jewish Princess
75 Later That Night
76 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
77 Cosmik Debris
78 Watermelon In Easter Hay
79 Stink-Foot
80 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
81 San Ber'dino
82 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
83 Magdalena
84 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
85 T**ties & Beer
86 Babbette
87 Charles Ives
88 Bacon Fat
89 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
90 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
91 Dumb All Over
92 Tears Began To Fall
93 Debra Kadabra
94 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
95 Cradle Rock
96 Disco Boy
97 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
98 Man With The Woman Head
99 Why Don't You Like Me?
100 Eddie Are You Kidding?
101 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
102 Muffin Man
103 Zomby Woof
104 Manx Needs Women
105 My Head?
106 Dong Work For Yuda
107 The Blackouts
108 Lonely Little Girl
109 Yo' Mama
110 The Black Page
111 Bobby Brown Goes Down
112 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
113 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
114 What's New In Baltimore?
115 Lumpy Gravy I
116 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
117 I Come From Nowhere
118 Stevie's Spanking
119 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
120 You Call That Music?
121 The Blue Light
122 Keep It Greasy
123 Mr Clean
124 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
125 Any Way The Wind Blows
126 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
127 The World's Greatest Sinner
128 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
129 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
130 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
131 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
132 Teen-Age Wind
133 Let's Move To Cleveland
134 Canard Du Jour
135 Father O'Blivion
136 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
137 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
138 Can't Afford No Shoes
139 Little Girl Of Mine
140 Fountain Of Love
141 Stick It Out
142 I'm A Band Leader
143 Are You Upset?
144 Montana (Whipping Floss)
145 Whippin' Post
146 How Could I Be Such A Fool
147 Tinseltown Rebellion
148 Peaches En Regalia
149 Wolf Harbor V
150 Epilogue
151 Canarsie
152 The Mud Shark
153 Our Bizarre Relationship
154 Bobby Brown
155 Valley Girl
156 Room Service
157 Harry-As-A-Boy
158 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
159 Toad-O Line
160 Baby Snakes
161 Stinkfoot
162 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
163 The Walking Zombie Music
164 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
165 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
166 Little House I Used To Live In
167 Farther O’Blivion
168 Carol, You Fool
169 Uncle Remus
170 Planet Of The Baritone Women
171 Them Or Us
172 Motherly Love
173 Reeny Ra
174 Dew On The Newts We Got
175 Mary Lou
176 I'm Not Satisfied
177 Plastic People
178 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
179 Peaches III
180 Goat Polo
181 Farther O'Blivion
182 Charva
183 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
184 Very Distraughtening
185 Rubber Shirt
186 Help, I'm A Rock
187 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
188 Any Downers?
189 I'm Stealing The Towels
190 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
191 A Token Of My Extreme
192 Po-Jama People
193 The Downtown Talent Scout
194 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
195 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
196 Centerville
197 The Nancy & Mary Music
198 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
199 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
200 Didja Get Any Onya?
201 Scum Bag
202 The Dangerous Kitchen
203 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
204 Tiny Sick Tears
205 Penis Dimension
206 Rykoniki
207 Conehead
208 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
209 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
210 Here Lies Love
211 The Radio Is Broken
212 Beauty Knows No Pain
213 Sweet Leilani
214 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
215 A Vicious Circle
216 Find Her Finer
217 Advance Romance
218 The Evil Prince
219 Little Rubber Girl
220 Exercise #4
221 Chana In De Bushwop
222 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
223 Rhymin' Man
224 Jones Crusher
225 The Orange County Lumber Truck
226 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
227 Directly From My Heart To You
228 Love Of My Life
229 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
230 America Drinks And Goes Home
231 Titties 'N' Beer
232 Piano/Drum Duet
233 Piano
234 Fine Girl
235 Dark Water!
236 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
237 The Air
238 Ruthie-Ruthie
239 He's So Gay
240 I'm So Cute
241 Wistful With A Fist-Full
242 Sy Borg
243 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
244 Uncle Rhebus
245 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
246 Cucamonga
247 The Florida Airport Tape
248 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
249 The Dog Breath Variations
250 Punky's Whips
251 What Kind Of Girl?
252 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
253 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
254 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
255 Diseases Of The Band
256 No No No
257 Duke of Prunes
258 Toads Of The Short Forest
259 Pick Me, I'm Clean
260 Calculus
261 Flambay
262 Dio Fa
263 Scene Four: Crew Slut
264 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
265 He Used To Cut The Grass
266 Flowing Inside-Out
267 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
268 Wonderful Wino
269 Won Ton On
270 Janet's Big Dance Number
271 Music From The Big Squeeze
272 Baked-Bean Boogie
273 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
274 50, 50
275 The Girl's Dream
276 RDNZL
277 Chocolate Halvah
278 Illinois Enema Bandit
279 When The Lie's So Big
280 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
281 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
282 Phyniox (Take 1)
283 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
284 The Untouchables
285 Stuff Up The Cracks
286 Be In My Video
287 Idiot Bastard Son
288 Transylvania Boogie
289 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
290 Doreen
291 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
292 The Voice Of Cheese
293 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
294 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
295 Holding The Group Back
296 You Didn't Try to Call Me
297 Drafted Again
298 Would You Like A Snack?
299 Teenage Wind
300 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
301 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
302 The Illinois Enema Bandit
303 Camarillo Brillo
304 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
305 Lonesome Electric Turkey
306 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
307 Pound For A Brown
308 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
309 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
310 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
311 T’Mershi Duween
312 Dog Breath
313 Steal Away
314 Dear Jeepers
315 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
316 It Can't Happen Here
317 Trouble Every Day
318 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
319 For The Young Sophisticate
320 Ms. Pinky
321 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
322 We Can Shoot You
323 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
324 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
325 Holiday In Berlin
326 Once Upon a Time
327 A Game Of Cards
328 Heavenly Bank Account
329 Wowie Zowie
330 Telephone Conversation
331 Pumped And Waxed
332 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
333 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
334 The Groupie Routine
335 Lost In A Whirlpool
336 Dupree’s Paradise
337 City Of Tiny Lites
338 Road Ladies
339 Wild Love
340 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
341 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
342 Well
343 Hound Dog
344 Every Time I See You
345 In France
346 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
347 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
348 Progress?
349 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
350 Navanax
351 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
352 Absolutely Free
353 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
354 She Painted Up Her Face
355 Hot Poop
356 No, No Cherry
357 Agency Man
358 If Only She Woulda
359 Ycdtosa6
360 Just One More Time
361 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
362 Black Napkins
363 Cheepnis
364 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
365 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
366 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
367 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
368 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
369 Mystery Roach
370 ‘Carved In The Rock’
371 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
372 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
373 Jessie Lee
374 Planet Of My Dreams
375 Who Are the Brain Police?
376 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
377 Proto-Minimalism
378 Galoot Up-Date
379 Panty Rap
380 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
381 Are You Hung Up?
382 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
383 Wet T-Shirt Nite
384 Shove It Right In
385 That Evil Prince
386 A Little Green Rosetta
387 I'm A Beautiful Guy
388 America Drinks
389 Yo Cats
390 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
391 More Trouble Every Day
392 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
393 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
394 Introcious
395 Sofa
396 Sharleena
397 Drowning Witch
398 Nando
399 Chunga’s Revenge
400 Theme From "Bonanza"
401 Letter From Jeepers
402 Sinister Footwear Ii
403 Tuna Fish Promenade
404 Geneva Farewell
405 Prologue
406 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
407 Bow Tie Daddy
408 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
409 Sleep Dirt
410 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
411 Dead Girls Of London
412 Alley Cat
413 Jumbo Go Away
414 Amnesia Vivace
415 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
416 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
417 Keep It Greasey
418 The Subcutaneous Peril
419 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
420 Penguin In Bondage
421 The Little March
422 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
423 Black Page, No 2
424 Tell Me You Love Me
425 The White Boy Troubles
426 Nig Biz
427 Cheepnis – Percussion
428 Dance Me This
429 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
430 God Bless America
431 Memories Of El Monte
432 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
433 Redneck Eats
434 German Lunch
435 Rat Tomago
436 How's Your Bird?
437 Sleeping In A Jar
438 I Ain't Got No Heart
439 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
440 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
441 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
442 I’m the Slime
443 Chunga's Revenge
444 Dickie's Such An Asshole
445 Pygmy Twylyte
446 The Mammy Nuns
447 Magic Fingers
448 Kung Fu
449 Cock-Suckers' Ball
450 The Torture Never Stops
451 Would You Go All The Way?
452 No Not Now
453 This Ain't CNN
454 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
455 Pachuco Gavotte
456 Drums Are Too Noisy
457 Aaawk
458 Truck Driver Divorce
459 Twenty Small Cigars
460 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
461 Get A Little
462 Ship Ahoy
463 Crew Slut
464 Flower Punk
465 Smell My Beard
466 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
467 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
468 Society Pages
469 Soft-Sell Conclusion
470 The Booger Man
471 Kenny's Booger Story
472 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
473 Zoot Allures
474 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
475 Son Of Orange County
476 The Man From Utopia
477 Make A Jazz Noise Here
478 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
479 Cops & Buns
480 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
481 Anything
482 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
483 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
484 Oh No
485 Wolf Harbor
486 Dummy Up
487 Amen
488 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
489 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
490 Ride My Face To Chicago
491 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
492 Uncle Meat
493 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
494 Harry, You're A Beast
495 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
496 Sofa #1
497 I Don't Even Care
498 Mother People
499 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
500 Suicide Chump
501 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
502 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
503 The Central Scrutinizer
504 King Kong
505 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
506 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
507 Village Of The Sun
508 The Massive Improve'lence
509 Marqueson's Chicken
510 Denny & Froggy Relate
511 Cruising For Burgers
512 The Closer You Are
513 Anyway The Wind Blows
514 Lemme Take You To The Beach
515 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
516 Wolf Harbor II
517 Easy Meat
518 Amnerika
519 Bwana Dik
520 Electric Aunt Jemima
521 Underground Freak-Out Music
522 Right There
523 Ya Hozna
524 Mom & Dad
525 Louie Louie
526 Where's Our Equipment?
527 Sofa #2
528 Intro
529 The Duke Of Prunes
530 Your Mouth
531 The Clap
532 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
533 Jezebel Boy
534 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
535 Meow
536 ‘Choose Your Foot’
537 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
538 Johnny Darling
539 Cheap Thrills
540 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
541 Tiger Roach
542 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
543 Wolf Harbor III
544 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
545 Andy
546 Do You Like My New Car?
547 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
548 Ronnie's Booger Story
549 Happy Together
550 ?
551 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
552 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
553 Spider Of Destiny
554 If We'd All Been Living In California...
555 Sleazette
556 Approximate
557 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
558 The Duke Regains His Chops
559 The Crab-Grass Baby
560 Like It Or Not
561 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
562 Carolina
563 Excentrifugal Forz
564 Murder By Numbers
565 City Of Tiny Lights
566 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
567 Phyniox (Take 2)
568 Luigi & The Wise Guys
569 Packard Goose
570 Wolf Harbor IV
571 Envelops The Bath Tub
572 Big Swifty
573 Mr. Green Genes
574 America Drinks & Goes Home
575 WPLJ
576 Ronnie Sings?
577 Harry & Rhonda
578 Deseri
579 The Idiot Bastard Son
580 I'm The Slime
581 White Ugliness
582 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
583 You Are What You Is
584 Uncle Bernie's Farm
585 Florentine Pogen
586 The Dead Girls Of London
587 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
588 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
589 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
590 Apostrophe'
591 Outside Now
592 Flakes
593 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
594 ‘I Heard A Note!’
595 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
596 Sex