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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4 Fifty-Fifty
5 The Uncle Meat Variations
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dinah-Moe Humm
9 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
10 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
11 Valarie
12 Dance Contest
13 Latex Solar Beef
14 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
15 Cocaine Decisions
16 Billy The Mountain
17 Dinah-Moe-Hum
18 Love Story
19 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
20 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
21 Drop Dead
22 Briefcase Boogie
23 Brown Moses
24 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
25 Joe's Garage
26 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
27 Moggio
28 Tink Walks Amok
29 Artificial Rhonda
30 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
31 We Are Not Alone
32 Bamboozled By Love
33 Church Chat
34 We're Turning Again
35 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
36 Hot Rats
37 Kangaroos
38 Big Leg Emma
39 Pygmy Twylite
40 Any Kind Of Pain
41 Goblin Girl
42 Catholic Girls
43 Concentration Moon
44 Teen-Age Prostitute
45 Nanook Rubs It
46 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
47 On The Bus
48 Introduction
49 Time Is Money
50 Call Any Vegetable
51 Montana
52 Inca Roads
53 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
54 Dancin' Fool
55 Sofa No 2
56 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
57 Dirty Love
58 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
59 Porn Wars
60 Harder Than Your Husband
61 Eddie Are You Kidding?
62 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
63 Muffin Man
64 Zomby Woof
65 Manx Needs Women
66 My Head?
67 Dong Work For Yuda
68 The Blackouts
69 Lonely Little Girl
70 Yo' Mama
71 The Black Page
72 Bobby Brown Goes Down
73 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
74 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
75 What's New In Baltimore?
76 Lumpy Gravy I
77 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
78 I Come From Nowhere
79 Stevie's Spanking
80 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
81 You Call That Music?
82 The Blue Light
83 Keep It Greasy
84 Mr Clean
85 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
86 Any Way The Wind Blows
87 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
88 The World's Greatest Sinner
89 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
90 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
91 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
92 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
93 Teen-Age Wind
94 Let's Move To Cleveland
95 Canard Du Jour
96 Father O'Blivion
97 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
98 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
99 Can't Afford No Shoes
100 Little Girl Of Mine
101 Fountain Of Love
102 Stick It Out
103 I'm A Band Leader
104 Are You Upset?
105 Montana (Whipping Floss)
106 Whippin' Post
107 How Could I Be Such A Fool
108 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
109 Willie The Pimp
110 The Dick Kunc Story
111 I Have Been In You
112 Stick Together
113 Sleepin' In A Jar
114 Status Back Baby
115 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
116 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
117 Titties & Beer
118 200 Years Old
119 Cruisin' For Burgers
120 Promiscuous
121 Jewish Princess
122 Later That Night
123 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
124 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
125 Cosmik Debris
126 Watermelon In Easter Hay
127 Stink-Foot
128 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
129 San Ber'dino
130 Magdalena
131 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
132 T**ties & Beer
133 Babbette
134 Charles Ives
135 Bacon Fat
136 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
137 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
138 Dumb All Over
139 Tears Began To Fall
140 Debra Kadabra
141 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
142 Cradle Rock
143 Disco Boy
144 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
145 Man With The Woman Head
146 Why Don't You Like Me?
147 Well
148 Dear Jeepers
149 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
150 It Can't Happen Here
151 Trouble Every Day
152 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
153 For The Young Sophisticate
154 Ms. Pinky
155 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
156 We Can Shoot You
157 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
158 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
159 Holiday In Berlin
160 Once Upon a Time
161 A Game Of Cards
162 Heavenly Bank Account
163 Wowie Zowie
164 Telephone Conversation
165 Pumped And Waxed
166 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
167 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
168 The Groupie Routine
169 Lost In A Whirlpool
170 Dupree’s Paradise
171 City Of Tiny Lites
172 Road Ladies
173 Wild Love
174 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
175 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
176 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
177 Hound Dog
178 Every Time I See You
179 In France
180 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
181 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
182 Progress?
183 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
184 Navanax
185 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
186 Absolutely Free
187 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
188 She Painted Up Her Face
189 Hot Poop
190 No, No Cherry
191 Agency Man
192 If Only She Woulda
193 Ycdtosa6
194 Just One More Time
195 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
196 Black Napkins
197 Cheepnis
198 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
199 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
200 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
201 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
202 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
203 Mystery Roach
204 ‘Carved In The Rock’
205 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
206 Jessie Lee
207 Planet Of My Dreams
208 Who Are the Brain Police?
209 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
210 Proto-Minimalism
211 Galoot Up-Date
212 Panty Rap
213 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
214 Are You Hung Up?
215 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
216 Wet T-Shirt Nite
217 Shove It Right In
218 That Evil Prince
219 A Little Green Rosetta
220 I'm A Beautiful Guy
221 America Drinks
222 Yo Cats
223 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
224 More Trouble Every Day
225 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
226 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
227 Introcious
228 Sofa
229 Sharleena
230 Drowning Witch
231 Nando
232 Chunga’s Revenge
233 Cheepnis – Percussion
234 Theme From "Bonanza"
235 Letter From Jeepers
236 Sinister Footwear Ii
237 Tuna Fish Promenade
238 Geneva Farewell
239 Prologue
240 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
241 Bow Tie Daddy
242 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
243 Sleep Dirt
244 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
245 Dead Girls Of London
246 Alley Cat
247 Jumbo Go Away
248 Amnesia Vivace
249 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
250 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
251 Keep It Greasey
252 The Subcutaneous Peril
253 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
254 Penguin In Bondage
255 The Little March
256 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
257 Black Page, No 2
258 Tell Me You Love Me
259 The White Boy Troubles
260 Nig Biz
261 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
262 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
263 God Bless America
264 Memories Of El Monte
265 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
266 Redneck Eats
267 German Lunch
268 Rat Tomago
269 How's Your Bird?
270 Sleeping In A Jar
271 I Ain't Got No Heart
272 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
273 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
274 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
275 I’m the Slime
276 Chunga's Revenge
277 Dickie's Such An Asshole
278 Pygmy Twylyte
279 The Mammy Nuns
280 Magic Fingers
281 Kung Fu
282 Cock-Suckers' Ball
283 The Torture Never Stops
284 Would You Go All The Way?
285 No Not Now
286 This Ain't CNN
287 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
288 Drums Are Too Noisy
289 Aaawk
290 Truck Driver Divorce
291 Twenty Small Cigars
292 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
293 Get A Little
294 Ship Ahoy
295 Crew Slut
296 Flower Punk
297 Smell My Beard
298 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
299 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
300 Society Pages
301 Soft-Sell Conclusion
302 The Booger Man
303 Kenny's Booger Story
304 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
305 Zoot Allures
306 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
307 Son Of Orange County
308 The Man From Utopia
309 Make A Jazz Noise Here
310 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
311 Cops & Buns
312 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
313 Anything
314 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
315 Oh No
316 Dummy Up
317 Amen
318 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
319 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
320 Ride My Face To Chicago
321 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
322 Uncle Meat
323 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
324 Harry, You're A Beast
325 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
326 Sofa #1
327 I Don't Even Care
328 Mother People
329 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
330 Suicide Chump
331 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
332 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
333 The Central Scrutinizer
334 King Kong
335 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
336 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
337 Village Of The Sun
338 The Massive Improve'lence
339 Marqueson's Chicken
340 Denny & Froggy Relate
341 Cruising For Burgers
342 The Closer You Are
343 Anyway The Wind Blows
344 Lemme Take You To The Beach
345 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
346 Easy Meat
347 Amnerika
348 Bwana Dik
349 Electric Aunt Jemima
350 Underground Freak-Out Music
351 Right There
352 Ya Hozna
353 Mom & Dad
354 Louie Louie
355 Where's Our Equipment?
356 Sofa #2
357 Intro
358 The Duke Of Prunes
359 Your Mouth
360 The Clap
361 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
362 Jezebel Boy
363 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
364 Meow
365 ‘Choose Your Foot’
366 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
367 Johnny Darling
368 Cheap Thrills
369 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
370 Tiger Roach
371 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
372 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
373 Andy
374 Do You Like My New Car?
375 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
376 Ronnie's Booger Story
377 Happy Together
378 ?
379 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
380 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
381 Spider Of Destiny
382 If We'd All Been Living In California...
383 Sleazette
384 Approximate
385 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
386 The Duke Regains His Chops
387 The Crab-Grass Baby
388 Like It Or Not
389 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
390 Carolina
391 Excentrifugal Forz
392 Murder By Numbers
393 City Of Tiny Lights
394 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
395 Phyniox (Take 2)
396 Luigi & The Wise Guys
397 Packard Goose
398 Envelops The Bath Tub
399 Big Swifty
400 Mr. Green Genes
401 America Drinks & Goes Home
402 WPLJ
403 Ronnie Sings?
404 Harry & Rhonda
405 Deseri
406 The Idiot Bastard Son
407 I'm The Slime
408 White Ugliness
409 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
410 You Are What You Is
411 Uncle Bernie's Farm
412 Florentine Pogen
413 The Dead Girls Of London
414 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
415 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
416 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
417 Apostrophe'
418 Outside Now
419 Flakes
420 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
421 ‘I Heard A Note!’
422 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
423 Sex
424 Tinseltown Rebellion
425 Peaches En Regalia
426 Epilogue
427 Canarsie
428 The Mud Shark
429 Our Bizarre Relationship
430 Bobby Brown
431 Valley Girl
432 Room Service
433 Harry-As-A-Boy
434 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
435 Toad-O Line
436 Baby Snakes
437 Stinkfoot
438 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
439 The Walking Zombie Music
440 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
441 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
442 Little House I Used To Live In
443 Farther O’Blivion
444 Carol, You Fool
445 Uncle Remus
446 Planet Of The Baritone Women
447 Them Or Us
448 Motherly Love
449 Reeny Ra
450 Dew On The Newts We Got
451 Mary Lou
452 I'm Not Satisfied
453 Plastic People
454 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
455 Peaches III
456 Farther O'Blivion
457 Charva
458 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
459 Very Distraughtening
460 Rubber Shirt
461 Help, I'm A Rock
462 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
463 Any Downers?
464 I'm Stealing The Towels
465 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
466 A Token Of My Extreme
467 Po-Jama People
468 The Downtown Talent Scout
469 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
470 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
471 Centerville
472 The Nancy & Mary Music
473 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
474 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
475 Didja Get Any Onya?
476 Scum Bag
477 The Dangerous Kitchen
478 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
479 Tiny Sick Tears
480 Penis Dimension
481 Conehead
482 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
483 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
484 Here Lies Love
485 The Radio Is Broken
486 Beauty Knows No Pain
487 Sweet Leilani
488 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
489 A Vicious Circle
490 Find Her Finer
491 Advance Romance
492 The Evil Prince
493 Little Rubber Girl
494 Exercise #4
495 Chana In De Bushwop
496 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
497 Rhymin' Man
498 Jones Crusher
499 The Orange County Lumber Truck
500 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
501 Directly From My Heart To You
502 Love Of My Life
503 No No No
504 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
505 America Drinks And Goes Home
506 Titties 'N' Beer
507 Piano/Drum Duet
508 Fine Girl
509 Dark Water!
510 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
511 The Air
512 Ruthie-Ruthie
513 He's So Gay
514 I'm So Cute
515 Wistful With A Fist-Full
516 Sy Borg
517 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
518 Uncle Rhebus
519 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
520 Cucamonga
521 The Florida Airport Tape
522 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
523 The Dog Breath Variations
524 Punky's Whips
525 What Kind Of Girl?
526 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
527 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
528 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
529 Diseases Of The Band
530 Stuff Up The Cracks
531 Duke of Prunes
532 Toads Of The Short Forest
533 Pick Me, I'm Clean
534 Flambay
535 Dio Fa
536 Scene Four: Crew Slut
537 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
538 He Used To Cut The Grass
539 Flowing Inside-Out
540 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
541 Wonderful Wino
542 Won Ton On
543 Janet's Big Dance Number
544 Music From The Big Squeeze
545 Baked-Bean Boogie
546 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
547 50, 50
548 The Girl's Dream
549 RDNZL
550 Chocolate Halvah
551 Illinois Enema Bandit
552 When The Lie's So Big
553 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
554 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
555 Phyniox (Take 1)
556 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
557 The Untouchables
558 Steal Away
559 Be In My Video
560 Idiot Bastard Son
561 Transylvania Boogie
562 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
563 Doreen
564 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
565 The Voice Of Cheese
566 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
567 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
568 Holding The Group Back
569 You Didn't Try to Call Me
570 Drafted Again
571 Would You Like A Snack?
572 Teenage Wind
573 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
574 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
575 The Illinois Enema Bandit
576 Camarillo Brillo
577 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
578 Lonesome Electric Turkey
579 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
580 Pound For A Brown
581 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
582 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
583 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
584 T’Mershi Duween
585 Dog Breath