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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Latex Solar Beef
9 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
10 Cocaine Decisions
11 Billy The Mountain
12 Dinah-Moe-Hum
13 Dinah-Moe Humm
14 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
15 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
16 Valarie
17 Dance Contest
18 Tink Walks Amok
19 Artificial Rhonda
20 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
21 We Are Not Alone
22 Bamboozled By Love
23 Church Chat
24 Love Story
25 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
26 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
27 Drop Dead
28 Briefcase Boogie
29 Brown Moses
30 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
31 Joe's Garage
32 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
33 Moggio
34 Inca Roads
35 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
36 Dancin' Fool
37 Sofa No 2
38 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
39 Dirty Love
40 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
41 Porn Wars
42 Harder Than Your Husband
43 We're Turning Again
44 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
45 Hot Rats
46 Kangaroos
47 Big Leg Emma
48 Pygmy Twylite
49 Any Kind Of Pain
50 Goblin Girl
51 Catholic Girls
52 Concentration Moon
53 Teen-Age Prostitute
54 Nanook Rubs It
55 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
56 On The Bus
57 Introduction
58 Time Is Money
59 Call Any Vegetable
60 Montana
61 Stick It Out
62 I'm A Band Leader
63 Are You Upset?
64 Montana (Whipping Floss)
65 Whippin' Post
66 How Could I Be Such A Fool
67 Stick Together
68 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
69 Willie The Pimp
70 The Dick Kunc Story
71 I Have Been In You
72 Later That Night
73 Sleepin' In A Jar
74 Status Back Baby
75 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
76 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
77 Titties & Beer
78 200 Years Old
79 Cruisin' For Burgers
80 Promiscuous
81 Jewish Princess
82 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
83 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
84 Cosmik Debris
85 Watermelon In Easter Hay
86 Stink-Foot
87 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
88 San Ber'dino
89 Bacon Fat
90 Magdalena
91 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
92 T**ties & Beer
93 Babbette
94 Charles Ives
95 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
96 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
97 Dumb All Over
98 Tears Began To Fall
99 Debra Kadabra
100 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
101 Cradle Rock
102 Disco Boy
103 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
104 Man With The Woman Head
105 Why Don't You Like Me?
106 Dong Work For Yuda
107 Eddie Are You Kidding?
108 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
109 Muffin Man
110 Zomby Woof
111 Manx Needs Women
112 My Head?
113 The Blackouts
114 Lonely Little Girl
115 Yo' Mama
116 The Black Page
117 Bobby Brown Goes Down
118 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
119 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
120 What's New In Baltimore?
121 Lumpy Gravy I
122 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
123 I Come From Nowhere
124 Stevie's Spanking
125 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
126 You Call That Music?
127 The Blue Light
128 Keep It Greasy
129 Mr Clean
130 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
131 Any Way The Wind Blows
132 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
133 The World's Greatest Sinner
134 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
135 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
136 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
137 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
138 Teen-Age Wind
139 Let's Move To Cleveland
140 Canard Du Jour
141 Father O'Blivion
142 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
143 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
144 Can't Afford No Shoes
145 Little Girl Of Mine
146 Fountain Of Love
147 Sex
148 Packard Goose
149 Envelops The Bath Tub
150 Big Swifty
151 Mr. Green Genes
152 America Drinks & Goes Home
153 WPLJ
154 Ronnie Sings?
155 Harry & Rhonda
156 Deseri
157 The Idiot Bastard Son
158 I'm The Slime
159 White Ugliness
160 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
161 You Are What You Is
162 Uncle Bernie's Farm
163 Florentine Pogen
164 The Dead Girls Of London
165 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
166 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
167 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
168 Apostrophe'
169 Outside Now
170 Flakes
171 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
172 ‘I Heard A Note!’
173 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
174 Tinseltown Rebellion
175 Peaches En Regalia
176 Epilogue
177 Canarsie
178 The Mud Shark
179 Our Bizarre Relationship
180 Bobby Brown
181 Valley Girl
182 Room Service
183 Harry-As-A-Boy
184 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
185 Toad-O Line
186 Baby Snakes
187 Stinkfoot
188 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
189 The Walking Zombie Music
190 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
191 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
192 Little House I Used To Live In
193 Farther O’Blivion
194 Carol, You Fool
195 Uncle Remus
196 Planet Of The Baritone Women
197 Them Or Us
198 Motherly Love
199 Reeny Ra
200 Dew On The Newts We Got
201 Mary Lou
202 I'm Not Satisfied
203 The Dangerous Kitchen
204 Plastic People
205 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
206 Peaches III
207 Farther O'Blivion
208 Charva
209 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
210 Very Distraughtening
211 Rubber Shirt
212 Help, I'm A Rock
213 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
214 Any Downers?
215 I'm Stealing The Towels
216 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
217 A Token Of My Extreme
218 Po-Jama People
219 The Downtown Talent Scout
220 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
221 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
222 Centerville
223 The Nancy & Mary Music
224 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
225 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
226 Didja Get Any Onya?
227 Scum Bag
228 Love Of My Life
229 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
230 Tiny Sick Tears
231 Penis Dimension
232 Conehead
233 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
234 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
235 Here Lies Love
236 The Radio Is Broken
237 Beauty Knows No Pain
238 Sweet Leilani
239 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
240 A Vicious Circle
241 Find Her Finer
242 Advance Romance
243 The Evil Prince
244 Little Rubber Girl
245 Exercise #4
246 Chana In De Bushwop
247 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
248 Rhymin' Man
249 Jones Crusher
250 The Orange County Lumber Truck
251 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
252 Directly From My Heart To You
253 No No No
254 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
255 America Drinks And Goes Home
256 Titties 'N' Beer
257 Piano/Drum Duet
258 Fine Girl
259 Dark Water!
260 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
261 The Air
262 Ruthie-Ruthie
263 He's So Gay
264 I'm So Cute
265 Wistful With A Fist-Full
266 Sy Borg
267 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
268 Uncle Rhebus
269 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
270 Cucamonga
271 The Florida Airport Tape
272 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
273 The Dog Breath Variations
274 Punky's Whips
275 What Kind Of Girl?
276 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
277 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
278 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
279 Diseases Of The Band
280 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
281 The Untouchables
282 Stuff Up The Cracks
283 Duke of Prunes
284 Toads Of The Short Forest
285 Pick Me, I'm Clean
286 Flambay
287 Dio Fa
288 Scene Four: Crew Slut
289 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
290 He Used To Cut The Grass
291 Flowing Inside-Out
292 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
293 Wonderful Wino
294 Won Ton On
295 Janet's Big Dance Number
296 Music From The Big Squeeze
297 Baked-Bean Boogie
298 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
299 50, 50
300 The Girl's Dream
301 RDNZL
302 Chocolate Halvah
303 Illinois Enema Bandit
304 When The Lie's So Big
305 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
306 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
307 Phyniox (Take 1)
308 Dog Breath
309 Steal Away
310 Be In My Video
311 Idiot Bastard Son
312 Transylvania Boogie
313 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
314 Doreen
315 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
316 The Voice Of Cheese
317 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
318 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
319 Holding The Group Back
320 You Didn't Try to Call Me
321 Drafted Again
322 Would You Like A Snack?
323 Teenage Wind
324 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
325 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
326 The Illinois Enema Bandit
327 Camarillo Brillo
328 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
329 Lonesome Electric Turkey
330 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
331 Pound For A Brown
332 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
333 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
334 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
335 T’Mershi Duween
336 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
337 Well
338 Dear Jeepers
339 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
340 It Can't Happen Here
341 Trouble Every Day
342 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
343 For The Young Sophisticate
344 Ms. Pinky
345 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
346 We Can Shoot You
347 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
348 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
349 Holiday In Berlin
350 Once Upon a Time
351 A Game Of Cards
352 Heavenly Bank Account
353 Wowie Zowie
354 Telephone Conversation
355 Pumped And Waxed
356 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
357 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
358 The Groupie Routine
359 Lost In A Whirlpool
360 Dupree’s Paradise
361 City Of Tiny Lites
362 Road Ladies
363 Wild Love
364 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
365 ‘Carved In The Rock’
366 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
367 Hound Dog
368 Every Time I See You
369 In France
370 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
371 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
372 Progress?
373 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
374 Navanax
375 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
376 Absolutely Free
377 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
378 She Painted Up Her Face
379 Hot Poop
380 No, No Cherry
381 Agency Man
382 If Only She Woulda
383 Ycdtosa6
384 Just One More Time
385 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
386 Black Napkins
387 Cheepnis
388 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
389 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
390 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
391 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
392 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
393 Mystery Roach
394 Nando
395 Chunga’s Revenge
396 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
397 Jessie Lee
398 Planet Of My Dreams
399 Who Are the Brain Police?
400 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
401 Proto-Minimalism
402 Galoot Up-Date
403 Panty Rap
404 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
405 Are You Hung Up?
406 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
407 Wet T-Shirt Nite
408 Shove It Right In
409 That Evil Prince
410 A Little Green Rosetta
411 I'm A Beautiful Guy
412 America Drinks
413 Yo Cats
414 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
415 More Trouble Every Day
416 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
417 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
418 Introcious
419 Sofa
420 Sharleena
421 Drowning Witch
422 Nig Biz
423 Cheepnis – Percussion
424 Theme From "Bonanza"
425 Letter From Jeepers
426 Sinister Footwear Ii
427 Tuna Fish Promenade
428 Geneva Farewell
429 Prologue
430 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
431 Bow Tie Daddy
432 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
433 Sleep Dirt
434 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
435 Dead Girls Of London
436 Alley Cat
437 Jumbo Go Away
438 Amnesia Vivace
439 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
440 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
441 Keep It Greasey
442 The Subcutaneous Peril
443 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
444 Penguin In Bondage
445 The Little March
446 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
447 Black Page, No 2
448 Tell Me You Love Me
449 The White Boy Troubles
450 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
451 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
452 God Bless America
453 Memories Of El Monte
454 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
455 Redneck Eats
456 German Lunch
457 Rat Tomago
458 How's Your Bird?
459 Sleeping In A Jar
460 I Ain't Got No Heart
461 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
462 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
463 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
464 I’m the Slime
465 Chunga's Revenge
466 Dickie's Such An Asshole
467 Pygmy Twylyte
468 The Mammy Nuns
469 Magic Fingers
470 Kung Fu
471 Cock-Suckers' Ball
472 The Torture Never Stops
473 Would You Go All The Way?
474 No Not Now
475 This Ain't CNN
476 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
477 Drums Are Too Noisy
478 Aaawk
479 Truck Driver Divorce
480 Twenty Small Cigars
481 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
482 Get A Little
483 Ship Ahoy
484 Crew Slut
485 Flower Punk
486 Smell My Beard
487 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
488 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
489 Society Pages
490 Soft-Sell Conclusion
491 The Booger Man
492 Kenny's Booger Story
493 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
494 Zoot Allures
495 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
496 Son Of Orange County
497 The Man From Utopia
498 Make A Jazz Noise Here
499 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
500 Cops & Buns
501 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
502 Anything
503 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
504 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
505 Oh No
506 Dummy Up
507 Amen
508 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
509 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
510 Ride My Face To Chicago
511 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
512 Uncle Meat
513 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
514 Harry, You're A Beast
515 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
516 Sofa #1
517 I Don't Even Care
518 Mother People
519 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
520 Suicide Chump
521 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
522 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
523 The Central Scrutinizer
524 King Kong
525 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
526 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
527 Village Of The Sun
528 The Massive Improve'lence
529 Marqueson's Chicken
530 Denny & Froggy Relate
531 Cruising For Burgers
532 The Closer You Are
533 Anyway The Wind Blows
534 Lemme Take You To The Beach
535 Tiger Roach
536 Easy Meat
537 Amnerika
538 Bwana Dik
539 Electric Aunt Jemima
540 Underground Freak-Out Music
541 Right There
542 Ya Hozna
543 Mom & Dad
544 Louie Louie
545 Where's Our Equipment?
546 Sofa #2
547 Intro
548 The Duke Of Prunes
549 Your Mouth
550 The Clap
551 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
552 Jezebel Boy
553 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
554 Meow
555 ‘Choose Your Foot’
556 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
557 Johnny Darling
558 Cheap Thrills
559 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
560 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
561 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
562 Andy
563 Do You Like My New Car?
564 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
565 Ronnie's Booger Story
566 Happy Together
567 ?
568 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
569 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
570 Spider Of Destiny
571 If We'd All Been Living In California...
572 Sleazette
573 Approximate
574 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
575 The Duke Regains His Chops
576 The Crab-Grass Baby
577 Like It Or Not
578 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
579 Carolina
580 Excentrifugal Forz
581 Murder By Numbers
582 City Of Tiny Lights
583 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
584 Phyniox (Take 2)
585 Luigi & The Wise Guys