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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Cocaine Decisions
9 Billy The Mountain
10 Dinah-Moe-Hum
11 Dinah-Moe Humm
12 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
13 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
14 Valarie
15 Dance Contest
16 Latex Solar Beef
17 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
18 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
19 We Are Not Alone
20 Bamboozled By Love
21 Church Chat
22 Love Story
23 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
24 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
25 Briefcase Boogie
26 Drop Dead
27 Brown Moses
28 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
29 Joe's Garage
30 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
31 Moggio
32 Tink Walks Amok
33 Artificial Rhonda
34 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
35 Dancin' Fool
36 Sofa No 2
37 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
38 Dirty Love
39 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
40 Porn Wars
41 Harder Than Your Husband
42 We're Turning Again
43 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
44 Hot Rats
45 Kangaroos
46 Big Leg Emma
47 Pygmy Twylite
48 Any Kind Of Pain
49 Goblin Girl
50 Catholic Girls
51 Concentration Moon
52 Teen-Age Prostitute
53 Nanook Rubs It
54 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
55 Introduction
56 On The Bus
57 Call Any Vegetable
58 Montana
59 Time Is Money
60 Inca Roads
61 Sleepin' In A Jar
62 Status Back Baby
63 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
64 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
65 Titties & Beer
66 200 Years Old
67 Cruisin' For Burgers
68 Promiscuous
69 Jewish Princess
70 Later That Night
71 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
72 Cosmik Debris
73 Watermelon In Easter Hay
74 Stink-Foot
75 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
76 San Ber'dino
77 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
78 Magdalena
79 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
80 T**ties & Beer
81 Babbette
82 Charles Ives
83 Bacon Fat
84 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
85 Dumb All Over
86 Tears Began To Fall
87 Debra Kadabra
88 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
89 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
90 Disco Boy
91 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
92 Man With The Woman Head
93 Why Don't You Like Me?
94 Cradle Rock
95 Eddie Are You Kidding?
96 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
97 Muffin Man
98 Zomby Woof
99 Manx Needs Women
100 My Head?
101 Dong Work For Yuda
102 The Blackouts
103 Lonely Little Girl
104 Yo' Mama
105 The Black Page
106 Bobby Brown Goes Down
107 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
108 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
109 What's New In Baltimore?
110 Lumpy Gravy I
111 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
112 I Come From Nowhere
113 Stevie's Spanking
114 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
115 You Call That Music?
116 The Blue Light
117 Keep It Greasy
118 Mr Clean
119 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
120 Any Way The Wind Blows
121 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
122 The World's Greatest Sinner
123 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
124 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
125 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
126 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
127 Teen-Age Wind
128 Let's Move To Cleveland
129 Canard Du Jour
130 Father O'Blivion
131 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
132 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
133 Can't Afford No Shoes
134 Little Girl Of Mine
135 Fountain Of Love
136 Stick It Out
137 I'm A Band Leader
138 Are You Upset?
139 Montana (Whipping Floss)
140 Whippin' Post
141 How Could I Be Such A Fool
142 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
143 Willie The Pimp
144 The Dick Kunc Story
145 I Have Been In You
146 Stick Together
147 Peaches III
148 Goat Polo
149 Farther O'Blivion
150 Charva
151 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
152 Very Distraughtening
153 Rubber Shirt
154 Help, I'm A Rock
155 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
156 Any Downers?
157 I'm Stealing The Towels
158 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
159 A Token Of My Extreme
160 Po-Jama People
161 The Downtown Talent Scout
162 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
163 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
164 Centerville
165 The Nancy & Mary Music
166 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
167 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
168 Didja Get Any Onya?
169 Scum Bag
170 The Dangerous Kitchen
171 Plastic People
172 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
173 Penis Dimension
174 Rykoniki
175 Conehead
176 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
177 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
178 Here Lies Love
179 The Radio Is Broken
180 Beauty Knows No Pain
181 Sweet Leilani
182 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
183 A Vicious Circle
184 Find Her Finer
185 Advance Romance
186 The Evil Prince
187 Little Rubber Girl
188 Exercise #4
189 Chana In De Bushwop
190 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
191 Rhymin' Man
192 Jones Crusher
193 The Orange County Lumber Truck
194 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
195 Directly From My Heart To You
196 Love Of My Life
197 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
198 Tiny Sick Tears
199 Piano/Drum Duet
200 Piano
201 Fine Girl
202 Dark Water!
203 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
204 The Air
205 Ruthie-Ruthie
206 He's So Gay
207 I'm So Cute
208 Wistful With A Fist-Full
209 Sy Borg
210 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
211 Uncle Rhebus
212 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
213 Cucamonga
214 The Florida Airport Tape
215 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
216 The Dog Breath Variations
217 Punky's Whips
218 What Kind Of Girl?
219 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
220 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
221 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
222 Diseases Of The Band
223 No No No
224 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
225 America Drinks And Goes Home
226 Titties 'N' Beer
227 Toads Of The Short Forest
228 Pick Me, I'm Clean
229 Calculus
230 Flambay
231 Dio Fa
232 Scene Four: Crew Slut
233 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
234 He Used To Cut The Grass
235 Flowing Inside-Out
236 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
237 Wonderful Wino
238 Won Ton On
239 Janet's Big Dance Number
240 Music From The Big Squeeze
241 Baked-Bean Boogie
242 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
243 50, 50
244 The Girl's Dream
245 RDNZL
246 Chocolate Halvah
247 Illinois Enema Bandit
248 When The Lie's So Big
249 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
250 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
251 Phyniox (Take 1)
252 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
253 The Untouchables
254 Stuff Up The Cracks
255 Duke of Prunes
256 Transylvania Boogie
257 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
258 Doreen
259 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
260 The Voice Of Cheese
261 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
262 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
263 Holding The Group Back
264 You Didn't Try to Call Me
265 Drafted Again
266 Would You Like A Snack?
267 Teenage Wind
268 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
269 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
270 The Illinois Enema Bandit
271 Camarillo Brillo
272 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
273 Lonesome Electric Turkey
274 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
275 Pound For A Brown
276 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
277 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
278 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
279 T’Mershi Duween
280 Dog Breath
281 Steal Away
282 Be In My Video
283 Idiot Bastard Son
284 It Can't Happen Here
285 Trouble Every Day
286 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
287 For The Young Sophisticate
288 Ms. Pinky
289 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
290 We Can Shoot You
291 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
292 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
293 Holiday In Berlin
294 Once Upon a Time
295 A Game Of Cards
296 Heavenly Bank Account
297 Wowie Zowie
298 Telephone Conversation
299 Pumped And Waxed
300 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
301 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
302 The Groupie Routine
303 Lost In A Whirlpool
304 Dupree’s Paradise
305 City Of Tiny Lites
306 Road Ladies
307 Wild Love
308 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
309 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
310 Well
311 Dear Jeepers
312 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
313 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
314 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
315 Progress?
316 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
317 Navanax
318 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
319 Absolutely Free
320 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
321 She Painted Up Her Face
322 Hot Poop
323 No, No Cherry
324 Agency Man
325 If Only She Woulda
326 Ycdtosa6
327 Just One More Time
328 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
329 Black Napkins
330 Cheepnis
331 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
332 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
333 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
334 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
335 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
336 Mystery Roach
337 ‘Carved In The Rock’
338 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
339 Hound Dog
340 Every Time I See You
341 In France
342 Planet Of My Dreams
343 Who Are the Brain Police?
344 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
345 Proto-Minimalism
346 Galoot Up-Date
347 Panty Rap
348 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
349 Are You Hung Up?
350 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
351 Wet T-Shirt Nite
352 Shove It Right In
353 That Evil Prince
354 A Little Green Rosetta
355 I'm A Beautiful Guy
356 America Drinks
357 Yo Cats
358 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
359 More Trouble Every Day
360 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
361 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
362 Introcious
363 Sofa
364 Sharleena
365 Drowning Witch
366 Nando
367 Chunga’s Revenge
368 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
369 Jessie Lee
370 Sinister Footwear Ii
371 Tuna Fish Promenade
372 Geneva Farewell
373 Prologue
374 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
375 Bow Tie Daddy
376 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
377 Sleep Dirt
378 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
379 Dead Girls Of London
380 Alley Cat
381 Jumbo Go Away
382 Amnesia Vivace
383 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
384 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
385 Keep It Greasey
386 The Subcutaneous Peril
387 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
388 Penguin In Bondage
389 The Little March
390 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
391 Black Page, No 2
392 Tell Me You Love Me
393 The White Boy Troubles
394 Nig Biz
395 Cheepnis – Percussion
396 Theme From "Bonanza"
397 Letter From Jeepers
398 Memories Of El Monte
399 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
400 Redneck Eats
401 German Lunch
402 Rat Tomago
403 How's Your Bird?
404 Sleeping In A Jar
405 I Ain't Got No Heart
406 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
407 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
408 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
409 I’m the Slime
410 Chunga's Revenge
411 Dickie's Such An Asshole
412 Pygmy Twylyte
413 The Mammy Nuns
414 Magic Fingers
415 Kung Fu
416 Cock-Suckers' Ball
417 The Torture Never Stops
418 Would You Go All The Way?
419 No Not Now
420 This Ain't CNN
421 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
422 Dance Me This
423 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
424 God Bless America
425 Truck Driver Divorce
426 Twenty Small Cigars
427 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
428 Get A Little
429 Ship Ahoy
430 Crew Slut
431 Flower Punk
432 Smell My Beard
433 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
434 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
435 Society Pages
436 Soft-Sell Conclusion
437 The Booger Man
438 Kenny's Booger Story
439 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
440 Zoot Allures
441 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
442 Son Of Orange County
443 The Man From Utopia
444 Make A Jazz Noise Here
445 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
446 Cops & Buns
447 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
448 Anything
449 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
450 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
451 Pachuco Gavotte
452 Drums Are Too Noisy
453 Aaawk
454 Amen
455 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
456 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
457 Ride My Face To Chicago
458 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
459 Uncle Meat
460 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
461 Harry, You're A Beast
462 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
463 Sofa #1
464 I Don't Even Care
465 Mother People
466 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
467 Suicide Chump
468 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
469 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
470 The Central Scrutinizer
471 King Kong
472 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
473 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
474 Village Of The Sun
475 The Massive Improve'lence
476 Marqueson's Chicken
477 Denny & Froggy Relate
478 Cruising For Burgers
479 The Closer You Are
480 Anyway The Wind Blows
481 Lemme Take You To The Beach
482 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
483 Oh No
484 Wolf Harbor
485 Dummy Up
486 Easy Meat
487 Amnerika
488 Bwana Dik
489 Electric Aunt Jemima
490 Underground Freak-Out Music
491 Right There
492 Ya Hozna
493 Mom & Dad
494 Louie Louie
495 Where's Our Equipment?
496 Sofa #2
497 Intro
498 The Duke Of Prunes
499 Your Mouth
500 The Clap
501 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
502 Jezebel Boy
503 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
504 Meow
505 ‘Choose Your Foot’
506 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
507 Johnny Darling
508 Cheap Thrills
509 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
510 Tiger Roach
511 Wolf Harbor II
512 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
513 Andy
514 Do You Like My New Car?
515 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
516 Ronnie's Booger Story
517 Happy Together
518 ?
519 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
520 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
521 Spider Of Destiny
522 If We'd All Been Living In California...
523 Sleazette
524 Approximate
525 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
526 The Duke Regains His Chops
527 The Crab-Grass Baby
528 Like It Or Not
529 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
530 Carolina
531 Excentrifugal Forz
532 Murder By Numbers
533 City Of Tiny Lights
534 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
535 Phyniox (Take 2)
536 Luigi & The Wise Guys
537 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
538 Wolf Harbor III
539 Wolf Harbor IV
540 Envelops The Bath Tub
541 Big Swifty
542 Mr. Green Genes
543 America Drinks & Goes Home
544 WPLJ
545 Ronnie Sings?
546 Harry & Rhonda
547 Deseri
548 The Idiot Bastard Son
549 I'm The Slime
550 White Ugliness
551 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
552 You Are What You Is
553 Uncle Bernie's Farm
554 Florentine Pogen
555 The Dead Girls Of London
556 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
557 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
558 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
559 Apostrophe'
560 Outside Now
561 Flakes
562 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
563 ‘I Heard A Note!’
564 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
565 Sex
566 Packard Goose
567 Wolf Harbor V
568 Epilogue
569 Canarsie
570 The Mud Shark
571 Our Bizarre Relationship
572 Bobby Brown
573 Valley Girl
574 Room Service
575 Harry-As-A-Boy
576 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
577 Toad-O Line
578 Baby Snakes
579 Stinkfoot
580 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
581 The Walking Zombie Music
582 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
583 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
584 Little House I Used To Live In
585 Farther O’Blivion
586 Carol, You Fool
587 Uncle Remus
588 Planet Of The Baritone Women
589 Them Or Us
590 Motherly Love
591 Reeny Ra
592 Dew On The Newts We Got
593 Mary Lou
594 I'm Not Satisfied
595 Tinseltown Rebellion
596 Peaches En Regalia