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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dance Contest
9 Valarie
10 Latex Solar Beef
11 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
12 Cocaine Decisions
13 Dinah-Moe-Hum
14 Billy The Mountain
15 Dinah-Moe Humm
16 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
17 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
18 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
19 Moggio
20 Tink Walks Amok
21 Artificial Rhonda
22 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
23 We Are Not Alone
24 Bamboozled By Love
25 Church Chat
26 Love Story
27 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
28 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
29 Briefcase Boogie
30 Drop Dead
31 Brown Moses
32 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
33 Joe's Garage
34 On The Bus
35 Introduction
36 Time Is Money
37 Call Any Vegetable
38 Montana
39 Inca Roads
40 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
41 Sofa No 2
42 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
43 Dancin' Fool
44 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
45 Dirty Love
46 Porn Wars
47 Harder Than Your Husband
48 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
49 We're Turning Again
50 Kangaroos
51 Hot Rats
52 Any Kind Of Pain
53 Big Leg Emma
54 Pygmy Twylite
55 Goblin Girl
56 Catholic Girls
57 Concentration Moon
58 Teen-Age Prostitute
59 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
60 Nanook Rubs It
61 Teen-Age Wind
62 Let's Move To Cleveland
63 Canard Du Jour
64 Father O'Blivion
65 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
66 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
67 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
68 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
69 Can't Afford No Shoes
70 Little Girl Of Mine
71 Fountain Of Love
72 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
73 Are You Upset?
74 Montana (Whipping Floss)
75 Whippin' Post
76 How Could I Be Such A Fool
77 Stick It Out
78 I'm A Band Leader
79 The Dick Kunc Story
80 I Have Been In You
81 Stick Together
82 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
83 Willie The Pimp
84 Titties & Beer
85 200 Years Old
86 Cruisin' For Burgers
87 Promiscuous
88 Jewish Princess
89 Later That Night
90 Sleepin' In A Jar
91 Status Back Baby
92 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
93 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
94 San Ber'dino
95 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
96 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
97 Cosmik Debris
98 Watermelon In Easter Hay
99 Stink-Foot
100 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
101 Babbette
102 Charles Ives
103 Bacon Fat
104 Magdalena
105 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
106 T**ties & Beer
107 Debra Kadabra
108 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
109 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
110 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
111 Dumb All Over
112 Tears Began To Fall
113 Man With The Woman Head
114 Why Don't You Like Me?
115 Cradle Rock
116 Disco Boy
117 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
118 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
119 Muffin Man
120 Zomby Woof
121 Manx Needs Women
122 My Head?
123 Dong Work For Yuda
124 Eddie Are You Kidding?
125 The Blackouts
126 Lonely Little Girl
127 Yo' Mama
128 The Black Page
129 Bobby Brown Goes Down
130 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
131 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
132 Lumpy Gravy I
133 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
134 I Come From Nowhere
135 What's New In Baltimore?
136 You Call That Music?
137 The Blue Light
138 Keep It Greasy
139 Stevie's Spanking
140 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
141 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
142 Mr Clean
143 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
144 Any Way The Wind Blows
145 The World's Greatest Sinner
146 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
147 The Duke Of Prunes
148 Your Mouth
149 The Clap
150 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
151 Jezebel Boy
152 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
153 Meow
154 ‘Choose Your Foot’
155 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
156 Johnny Darling
157 Cheap Thrills
158 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
159 Tiger Roach
160 Wolf Harbor II
161 Easy Meat
162 Amnerika
163 Bwana Dik
164 Electric Aunt Jemima
165 Underground Freak-Out Music
166 Right There
167 The Return Of Hunchback Duke
168 Ya Hozna
169 Mom & Dad
170 Louie Louie
171 Where's Our Equipment?
172 Sofa #2
173 Intro
174 Approximate
175 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
176 The Duke Regains His Chops
177 The Crab-Grass Baby
178 Like It Or Not
179 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
180 Carolina
181 Excentrifugal Forz
182 Murder By Numbers
183 City Of Tiny Lights
184 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
185 Phyniox (Take 2)
186 Luigi & The Wise Guys
187 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
188 Wolf Harbor III
189 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
190 Andy
191 Do You Like My New Car?
192 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
193 Ronnie's Booger Story
194 Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
195 Happy Together
196 ?
197 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
198 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
199 Spider Of Destiny
200 If We'd All Been Living In California...
201 Sleazette
202 You Are What You Is
203 Uncle Bernie's Farm
204 Florentine Pogen
205 The Dead Girls Of London
206 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
207 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
208 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
209 Apostrophe'
210 Outside Now
211 Flakes
212 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
213 ‘I Heard A Note!’
214 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
215 Sex
216 Packard Goose
217 Wolf Harbor IV
218 Envelops The Bath Tub
219 Big Swifty
220 Mr. Green Genes
221 America Drinks & Goes Home
222 WPLJ
223 Ronnie Sings?
224 Harry, You’re A Beast
225 Harry & Rhonda
226 Deseri
227 The Idiot Bastard Son
228 I'm The Slime
229 White Ugliness
230 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
231 The Walking Zombie Music
232 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
233 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
234 Little House I Used To Live In
235 Farther O’Blivion
236 Carol, You Fool
237 Uncle Remus
238 Planet Of The Baritone Women
239 Them Or Us
240 Motherly Love
241 Reeny Ra
242 Dew On The Newts We Got
243 Mary Lou
244 I'm Not Satisfied
245 Tinseltown Rebellion
246 Peaches En Regalia
247 Wolf Harbor V
248 Epilogue
249 Canarsie
250 The Mud Shark
251 Our Bizarre Relationship
252 Bobby Brown
253 Valley Girl
254 Room Service
255 Oh NoOrange County Lumber Truck
256 Harry-As-A-Boy
257 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
258 Toad-O Line
259 Baby Snakes
260 Stinkfoot
261 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
262 I'm Stealing The Towels
263 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
264 A Token Of My Extreme
265 Po-Jama People
266 The Downtown Talent Scout
267 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
268 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
269 Centerville
270 The Nancy & Mary Music
271 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
272 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
273 Didja Get Any Onya?
274 Scum Bag
275 The Dangerous Kitchen
276 Plastic People
277 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
278 Peaches III
279 Goat Polo
280 Farther O'Blivion
281 Charva
282 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
283 Very Distraughtening
284 Rubber Shirt
285 Mondello’s Revenge
286 Help, I'm A Rock
287 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
288 Any Downers?
289 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
290 A Vicious Circle
291 Find Her Finer
292 Advance Romance
293 The Evil Prince
294 Little Rubber Girl
295 Exercise #4
296 Chana In De Bushwop
297 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
298 Rhymin' Man
299 Jones Crusher
300 The Orange County Lumber Truck
301 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
302 Directly From My Heart To You
303 Love Of My Life
304 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
305 Tiny Sick Tears
306 Penis Dimension
307 Rykoniki
308 Conehead
309 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
310 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
311 The Clap (Chunga’s Revenge)
312 Here Lies Love
313 The Radio Is Broken
314 Beauty Knows No Pain
315 Sweet Leilani
316 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
317 Uncle Rhebus
318 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
319 Cucamonga
320 The Florida Airport Tape
321 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
322 The Dog Breath Variations
323 Punky's Whips
324 What Kind Of Girl?
325 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
326 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
327 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
328 Diseases Of The Band
329 No No No
330 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
331 America Drinks And Goes Home
332 Titties 'N' Beer
333 Piano/Drum Duet
334 Piano
335 Fine Girl
336 Dark Water!
337 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
338 The Air
339 Ruthie-Ruthie
340 Overture to
341 He's So Gay
342 I'm So Cute
343 Wistful With A Fist-Full
344 Sy Borg
345 Janet's Big Dance Number
346 Music From The Big Squeeze
347 Baked-Bean Boogie
348 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
349 50, 50
350 The Girl's Dream
351 RDNZL
352 Chocolate Halvah
353 Illinois Enema Bandit
354 When The Lie's So Big
355 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
356 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
357 Phyniox (Take 1)
358 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
359 The Untouchables
360 Stuff Up The Cracks
361 Duke of Prunes
362 Toads Of The Short Forest
363 Pick Me, I'm Clean
364 Calculus
365 Flambay
366 Dio Fa
367 Scene Four: Crew Slut
368 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
369 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
370 He Used To Cut The Grass
371 Flowing Inside-Out
372 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
373 Wonderful Wino
374 Won Ton On
375 Teenage Wind
376 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
377 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
378 The Illinois Enema Bandit
379 Camarillo Brillo
380 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
381 Lonesome Electric Turkey
382 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
383 Pound For A Brown
384 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
385 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
386 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
387 T’Mershi Duween
388 Dog Breath
389 Steal Away
390 Be In My Video
391 Idiot Bastard Son
392 Transylvania Boogie
393 Tyrone Start The Tape…
394 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
395 Doreen
396 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
397 The Voice Of Cheese
398 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
399 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
400 Amnerika Goes Home
401 Holding The Group Back
402 You Didn't Try to Call Me
403 Drafted Again
404 Would You Like A Snack?
405 Telephone Conversation
406 Pumped And Waxed
407 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
408 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
409 The Groupie Routine
410 Lost In A Whirlpool
411 Dupree’s Paradise
412 City Of Tiny Lites
413 Road Ladies
414 Wild Love
415 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
416 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
417 Well
418 Dear Jeepers
419 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
420 It Can't Happen Here
421 Trouble Every Day
422 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
423 You Didn’t Try To Call Me
424 For The Young Sophisticate
425 Ms. Pinky
426 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
427 We Can Shoot You
428 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
429 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
430 If I Was President...
431 Holiday In Berlin
432 Once Upon a Time
433 A Game Of Cards
434 Heavenly Bank Account
435 Wowie Zowie
436 Just One More Time
437 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
438 Black Napkins
439 Cheepnis
440 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
441 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
442 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
443 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
444 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
445 Mystery Roach
446 ‘Carved In The Rock’
447 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
448 Hound Dog
449 Every Time I See You
450 In France
451 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
452 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
453 Progress?
454 Agon Interlude
455 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
456 Navanax
457 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
458 Absolutely Free
459 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
460 She Painted Up Her Face
461 When The Lie's So Big
462 Hot Poop
463 No, No Cherry
464 Agency Man
465 If Only She Woulda
466 Ycdtosa6
467 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
468 More Trouble Every Day
469 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
470 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
471 Introcious
472 Sofa
473 Sharleena
474 Drowning Witch
475 Nando
476 Chunga’s Revenge
477 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
478 Jessie Lee
479 Planet Of My Dreams
480 Who Are the Brain Police?
481 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
482 Proto-Minimalism
483 King Kong Igor’s Boogie
484 Galoot Up-Date
485 Panty Rap
486 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
487 Are You Hung Up?
488 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
489 Wet T-Shirt Nite
490 Shove It Right In
491 Medieval Ensemble
492 That Evil Prince
493 A Little Green Rosetta
494 I'm A Beautiful Guy
495 America Drinks
496 Yo Cats
497 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
498 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
499 Keep It Greasey
500 The Subcutaneous Peril
501 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
502 Penguin In Bondage
503 The Little March
504 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
505 Black Page, No 2
506 Tell Me You Love Me
507 The White Boy Troubles
508 Nig Biz
509 Cheepnis – Percussion
510 Theme From "Bonanza"
511 Letter From Jeepers
512 Sinister Footwear Ii
513 Tuna Fish Promenade
514 It Can’t Happen Here
515 Geneva Farewell
516 Prologue
517 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
518 Bow Tie Daddy
519 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
520 Sleep Dirt
521 America the Beautiful
522 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
523 Dead Girls Of London
524 Alley Cat
525 Jumbo Go Away
526 Amnesia Vivace
527 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
528 I’m the Slime
529 Chunga's Revenge
530 Dickie's Such An Asshole
531 Pygmy Twylyte
532 The Mammy Nuns
533 Magic Fingers
534 Kung Fu
535 Cock-Suckers' Ball
536 The Torture Never Stops
537 Would You Go All The Way?
538 No Not Now
539 This Ain't CNN
540 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
541 Dance Me This
542 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
543 God Bless America
544 Memories Of El Monte
545 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
546 Redneck Eats
547 The 23rd Mondellos
548 German Lunch
549 Rat Tomago
550 How's Your Bird?
551 Sleeping In A Jar
552 I Ain't Got No Heart
553 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
554 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
555 Soft-Sell Conclusion
556 The Booger Man
557 Kenny's Booger Story
558 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
559 Zoot Allures
560 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
561 Son Of Orange County
562 The Man From Utopia
563 Make A Jazz Noise Here
564 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
565 Cops & Buns
566 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
567 Anything
568 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
569 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
570 Pachuco Gavotte
571 Drums Are Too Noisy
572 Aaawk
573 Truck Driver Divorce
574 Twenty Small Cigars
575 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
576 Justine
577 Get A Little
578 Ship Ahoy
579 Crew Slut
580 Flower Punk
581 Smell My Beard
582 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
583 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
584 Society Pages
585 Suicide Chump
586 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
587 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
588 The Central Scrutinizer
589 King Kong
590 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
591 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
592 Village Of The Sun
593 The Massive Improve'lence
594 Marqueson's Chicken
595 Denny & Froggy Relate
596 Cruising For Burgers
597 The Closer You Are
598 Anyway The Wind Blows
599 Lemme Take You To The Beach
600 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
601 Oh No
602 Wolf Harbor
603 Dummy Up
604 Amen
605 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
606 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
607 Ride My Face To Chicago
608 A Piece Of Contemporary Music
609 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
610 Uncle Meat
611 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
612 Harry, You're A Beast
613 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
614 Sofa #1
615 I Don't Even Care
616 Mother People
617 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub