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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 The Uncle Meat Variations
4 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
5 Fifty-Fifty
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dinah-Moe Humm
9 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
10 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
11 Valarie
12 Dance Contest
13 Latex Solar Beef
14 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
15 Cocaine Decisions
16 Billy The Mountain
17 Dinah-Moe-Hum
18 Bamboozled By Love
19 Church Chat
20 Love Story
21 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
22 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
23 Drop Dead
24 Briefcase Boogie
25 Brown Moses
26 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
27 Joe's Garage
28 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
29 Moggio
30 Tink Walks Amok
31 Artificial Rhonda
32 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
33 We Are Not Alone
34 Dirty Love
35 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
36 Porn Wars
37 Harder Than Your Husband
38 We're Turning Again
39 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
40 Hot Rats
41 Kangaroos
42 Big Leg Emma
43 Pygmy Twylite
44 Any Kind Of Pain
45 Goblin Girl
46 Catholic Girls
47 Concentration Moon
48 Teen-Age Prostitute
49 Nanook Rubs It
50 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
51 On The Bus
52 Introduction
53 Call Any Vegetable
54 Montana
55 Time Is Money
56 Inca Roads
57 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
58 Dancin' Fool
59 Sofa No 2
60 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
61 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
62 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
63 Dumb All Over
64 Tears Began To Fall
65 Debra Kadabra
66 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
67 Disco Boy
68 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
69 Man With The Woman Head
70 Why Don't You Like Me?
71 Cradle Rock
72 Eddie Are You Kidding?
73 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
74 Muffin Man
75 Zomby Woof
76 Manx Needs Women
77 My Head?
78 Dong Work For Yuda
79 The Blackouts
80 Lonely Little Girl
81 Yo' Mama
82 The Black Page
83 Bobby Brown Goes Down
84 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
85 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
86 What's New In Baltimore?
87 Lumpy Gravy I
88 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
89 I Come From Nowhere
90 Stevie's Spanking
91 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
92 You Call That Music?
93 The Blue Light
94 Keep It Greasy
95 Mr Clean
96 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
97 Any Way The Wind Blows
98 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
99 The World's Greatest Sinner
100 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
101 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
102 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
103 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
104 Teen-Age Wind
105 Let's Move To Cleveland
106 Canard Du Jour
107 Father O'Blivion
108 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
109 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
110 Can't Afford No Shoes
111 Little Girl Of Mine
112 Fountain Of Love
113 Stick It Out
114 I'm A Band Leader
115 Are You Upset?
116 Montana (Whipping Floss)
117 Whippin' Post
118 How Could I Be Such A Fool
119 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
120 Willie The Pimp
121 The Dick Kunc Story
122 I Have Been In You
123 Stick Together
124 Sleepin' In A Jar
125 Status Back Baby
126 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
127 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
128 Titties & Beer
129 200 Years Old
130 Cruisin' For Burgers
131 Promiscuous
132 Jewish Princess
133 Later That Night
134 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
135 Cosmik Debris
136 Watermelon In Easter Hay
137 Stink-Foot
138 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
139 San Ber'dino
140 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
141 Magdalena
142 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
143 T**ties & Beer
144 Babbette
145 Charles Ives
146 Bacon Fat
147 Duke of Prunes
148 Toads Of The Short Forest
149 Pick Me, I'm Clean
150 Flambay
151 Dio Fa
152 Scene Four: Crew Slut
153 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
154 He Used To Cut The Grass
155 Flowing Inside-Out
156 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
157 Wonderful Wino
158 Won Ton On
159 Janet's Big Dance Number
160 Music From The Big Squeeze
161 Baked-Bean Boogie
162 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
163 50, 50
164 The Girl's Dream
165 RDNZL
166 Chocolate Halvah
167 Illinois Enema Bandit
168 When The Lie's So Big
169 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
170 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
171 Phyniox (Take 1)
172 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
173 The Untouchables
174 Stuff Up The Cracks
175 Be In My Video
176 Idiot Bastard Son
177 Transylvania Boogie
178 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
179 Doreen
180 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
181 The Voice Of Cheese
182 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
183 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
184 Holding The Group Back
185 You Didn't Try to Call Me
186 Drafted Again
187 Would You Like A Snack?
188 Teenage Wind
189 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
190 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
191 The Illinois Enema Bandit
192 Camarillo Brillo
193 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
194 Lonesome Electric Turkey
195 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
196 Pound For A Brown
197 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
198 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
199 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
200 T’Mershi Duween
201 Dog Breath
202 Steal Away
203 Dear Jeepers
204 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
205 It Can't Happen Here
206 Trouble Every Day
207 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
208 For The Young Sophisticate
209 Ms. Pinky
210 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
211 We Can Shoot You
212 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
213 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
214 Holiday In Berlin
215 Once Upon a Time
216 A Game Of Cards
217 Heavenly Bank Account
218 Wowie Zowie
219 Telephone Conversation
220 Pumped And Waxed
221 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
222 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
223 The Groupie Routine
224 Lost In A Whirlpool
225 Dupree’s Paradise
226 City Of Tiny Lites
227 Road Ladies
228 Wild Love
229 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
230 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
231 Well
232 Every Time I See You
233 In France
234 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
235 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
236 Progress?
237 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
238 Navanax
239 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
240 Absolutely Free
241 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
242 She Painted Up Her Face
243 Hot Poop
244 No, No Cherry
245 Agency Man
246 If Only She Woulda
247 Ycdtosa6
248 Just One More Time
249 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
250 Black Napkins
251 Cheepnis
252 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
253 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
254 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
255 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
256 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
257 Mystery Roach
258 ‘Carved In The Rock’
259 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
260 Hound Dog
261 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
262 Jessie Lee
263 Planet Of My Dreams
264 Who Are the Brain Police?
265 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
266 Proto-Minimalism
267 Galoot Up-Date
268 Panty Rap
269 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
270 Are You Hung Up?
271 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
272 Wet T-Shirt Nite
273 Shove It Right In
274 That Evil Prince
275 A Little Green Rosetta
276 I'm A Beautiful Guy
277 America Drinks
278 Yo Cats
279 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
280 More Trouble Every Day
281 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
282 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
283 Introcious
284 Sofa
285 Sharleena
286 Drowning Witch
287 Nando
288 Chunga’s Revenge
289 Theme From "Bonanza"
290 Letter From Jeepers
291 Sinister Footwear Ii
292 Tuna Fish Promenade
293 Geneva Farewell
294 Prologue
295 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
296 Bow Tie Daddy
297 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
298 Sleep Dirt
299 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
300 Dead Girls Of London
301 Alley Cat
302 Jumbo Go Away
303 Amnesia Vivace
304 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
305 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
306 Keep It Greasey
307 The Subcutaneous Peril
308 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
309 Penguin In Bondage
310 The Little March
311 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
312 Black Page, No 2
313 Tell Me You Love Me
314 The White Boy Troubles
315 Nig Biz
316 Cheepnis – Percussion
317 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
318 God Bless America
319 Memories Of El Monte
320 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
321 Redneck Eats
322 German Lunch
323 Rat Tomago
324 How's Your Bird?
325 Sleeping In A Jar
326 I Ain't Got No Heart
327 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
328 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
329 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
330 I’m the Slime
331 Chunga's Revenge
332 Dickie's Such An Asshole
333 Pygmy Twylyte
334 The Mammy Nuns
335 Magic Fingers
336 Kung Fu
337 Cock-Suckers' Ball
338 The Torture Never Stops
339 Would You Go All The Way?
340 No Not Now
341 This Ain't CNN
342 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
343 Drums Are Too Noisy
344 Aaawk
345 Truck Driver Divorce
346 Twenty Small Cigars
347 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
348 Get A Little
349 Ship Ahoy
350 Crew Slut
351 Flower Punk
352 Smell My Beard
353 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
354 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
355 Society Pages
356 Soft-Sell Conclusion
357 The Booger Man
358 Kenny's Booger Story
359 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
360 Zoot Allures
361 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
362 Son Of Orange County
363 The Man From Utopia
364 Make A Jazz Noise Here
365 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
366 Cops & Buns
367 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
368 Anything
369 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
370 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
371 Dummy Up
372 Amen
373 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
374 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
375 Ride My Face To Chicago
376 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
377 Uncle Meat
378 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
379 Harry, You're A Beast
380 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
381 Sofa #1
382 I Don't Even Care
383 Mother People
384 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
385 Suicide Chump
386 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
387 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
388 The Central Scrutinizer
389 King Kong
390 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
391 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
392 Village Of The Sun
393 The Massive Improve'lence
394 Marqueson's Chicken
395 Denny & Froggy Relate
396 Cruising For Burgers
397 The Closer You Are
398 Anyway The Wind Blows
399 Lemme Take You To The Beach
400 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
401 Oh No
402 Easy Meat
403 Amnerika
404 Bwana Dik
405 Electric Aunt Jemima
406 Underground Freak-Out Music
407 Right There
408 Ya Hozna
409 Mom & Dad
410 Louie Louie
411 Where's Our Equipment?
412 Sofa #2
413 Intro
414 The Duke Of Prunes
415 Your Mouth
416 The Clap
417 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
418 Jezebel Boy
419 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
420 Meow
421 ‘Choose Your Foot’
422 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
423 Johnny Darling
424 Cheap Thrills
425 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
426 Tiger Roach
427 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
428 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
429 Andy
430 Do You Like My New Car?
431 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
432 Ronnie's Booger Story
433 Happy Together
434 ?
435 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
436 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
437 Spider Of Destiny
438 If We'd All Been Living In California...
439 Sleazette
440 Approximate
441 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
442 The Duke Regains His Chops
443 The Crab-Grass Baby
444 Like It Or Not
445 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
446 Carolina
447 Excentrifugal Forz
448 Murder By Numbers
449 City Of Tiny Lights
450 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
451 Phyniox (Take 2)
452 Luigi & The Wise Guys
453 Packard Goose
454 Envelops The Bath Tub
455 Big Swifty
456 Mr. Green Genes
457 America Drinks & Goes Home
458 WPLJ
459 Ronnie Sings?
460 Harry & Rhonda
461 Deseri
462 The Idiot Bastard Son
463 I'm The Slime
464 White Ugliness
465 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
466 You Are What You Is
467 Uncle Bernie's Farm
468 Florentine Pogen
469 The Dead Girls Of London
470 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
471 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
472 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
473 Apostrophe'
474 Outside Now
475 Flakes
476 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
477 ‘I Heard A Note!’
478 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
479 Sex
480 Peaches En Regalia
481 Epilogue
482 Canarsie
483 The Mud Shark
484 Our Bizarre Relationship
485 Bobby Brown
486 Valley Girl
487 Room Service
488 Harry-As-A-Boy
489 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
490 Toad-O Line
491 Baby Snakes
492 Stinkfoot
493 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
494 The Walking Zombie Music
495 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
496 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
497 Little House I Used To Live In
498 Farther O’Blivion
499 Carol, You Fool
500 Uncle Remus
501 Planet Of The Baritone Women
502 Them Or Us
503 Motherly Love
504 Reeny Ra
505 Dew On The Newts We Got
506 Mary Lou
507 I'm Not Satisfied
508 Tinseltown Rebellion
509 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
510 Peaches III
511 Farther O'Blivion
512 Charva
513 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
514 Very Distraughtening
515 Rubber Shirt
516 Help, I'm A Rock
517 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
518 Any Downers?
519 I'm Stealing The Towels
520 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
521 A Token Of My Extreme
522 Po-Jama People
523 The Downtown Talent Scout
524 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
525 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
526 Centerville
527 The Nancy & Mary Music
528 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
529 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
530 Didja Get Any Onya?
531 Scum Bag
532 The Dangerous Kitchen
533 Plastic People
534 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
535 Tiny Sick Tears
536 Penis Dimension
537 Conehead
538 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
539 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
540 Here Lies Love
541 The Radio Is Broken
542 Beauty Knows No Pain
543 Sweet Leilani
544 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
545 A Vicious Circle
546 Find Her Finer
547 Advance Romance
548 The Evil Prince
549 Little Rubber Girl
550 Exercise #4
551 Chana In De Bushwop
552 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
553 Rhymin' Man
554 Jones Crusher
555 The Orange County Lumber Truck
556 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
557 Directly From My Heart To You
558 Love Of My Life
559 America Drinks And Goes Home
560 Titties 'N' Beer
561 Piano/Drum Duet
562 Fine Girl
563 Dark Water!
564 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
565 The Air
566 Ruthie-Ruthie
567 He's So Gay
568 I'm So Cute
569 Wistful With A Fist-Full
570 Sy Borg
571 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
572 Uncle Rhebus
573 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
574 Cucamonga
575 The Florida Airport Tape
576 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
577 The Dog Breath Variations
578 Punky's Whips
579 What Kind Of Girl?
580 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
581 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
582 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
583 Diseases Of The Band
584 No No No
585 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou