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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dance Contest
9 Valarie
10 Latex Solar Beef
11 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
12 Cocaine Decisions
13 Dinah-Moe-Hum
14 Billy The Mountain
15 Dinah-Moe Humm
16 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
17 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
18 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
19 Moggio
20 Tink Walks Amok
21 Artificial Rhonda
22 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
23 We Are Not Alone
24 Church Chat
25 Bamboozled By Love
26 Love Story
27 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
28 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
29 Drop Dead
30 Briefcase Boogie
31 Brown Moses
32 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
33 Joe's Garage
34 Nanook Rubs It
35 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
36 On The Bus
37 Introduction
38 Time Is Money
39 Call Any Vegetable
40 Montana
41 Inca Roads
42 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
43 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
44 Dancin' Fool
45 Sofa No 2
46 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
47 Dirty Love
48 Porn Wars
49 Harder Than Your Husband
50 We're Turning Again
51 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
52 Hot Rats
53 Kangaroos
54 Big Leg Emma
55 Pygmy Twylite
56 Any Kind Of Pain
57 Goblin Girl
58 Catholic Girls
59 Concentration Moon
60 Teen-Age Prostitute
61 The World's Greatest Sinner
62 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
63 Father O'Blivion
64 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
65 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
66 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
67 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
68 Teen-Age Wind
69 Let's Move To Cleveland
70 Canard Du Jour
71 Little Girl Of Mine
72 Fountain Of Love
73 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
74 Can't Afford No Shoes
75 Montana (Whipping Floss)
76 Whippin' Post
77 How Could I Be Such A Fool
78 Stick It Out
79 I'm A Band Leader
80 Are You Upset?
81 I Have Been In You
82 Stick Together
83 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
84 Willie The Pimp
85 The Dick Kunc Story
86 Cruisin' For Burgers
87 Promiscuous
88 Jewish Princess
89 Later That Night
90 Sleepin' In A Jar
91 Status Back Baby
92 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
93 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
94 Titties & Beer
95 200 Years Old
96 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
97 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
98 Cosmik Debris
99 Watermelon In Easter Hay
100 Stink-Foot
101 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
102 San Ber'dino
103 Charles Ives
104 Bacon Fat
105 Magdalena
106 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
107 T**ties & Beer
108 Babbette
109 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
110 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
111 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
112 Dumb All Over
113 Tears Began To Fall
114 Debra Kadabra
115 Why Don't You Like Me?
116 Cradle Rock
117 Disco Boy
118 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
119 Man With The Woman Head
120 Manx Needs Women
121 My Head?
122 Dong Work For Yuda
123 Eddie Are You Kidding?
124 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
125 Muffin Man
126 Zomby Woof
127 Yo' Mama
128 The Blackouts
129 Lonely Little Girl
130 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
131 The Black Page
132 Bobby Brown Goes Down
133 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
134 Lumpy Gravy I
135 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
136 I Come From Nowhere
137 What's New In Baltimore?
138 Stevie's Spanking
139 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
140 You Call That Music?
141 The Blue Light
142 Keep It Greasy
143 Mr Clean
144 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
145 Any Way The Wind Blows
146 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
147 Village Of The Sun
148 The Massive Improve'lence
149 Marqueson's Chicken
150 Denny & Froggy Relate
151 Cruising For Burgers
152 The Closer You Are
153 Anyway The Wind Blows
154 Lemme Take You To The Beach
155 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
156 Oh No
157 Wolf Harbor
158 Dummy Up
159 Amen
160 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
161 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
162 Ride My Face To Chicago
163 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
164 Uncle Meat
165 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
166 Harry, You're A Beast
167 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
168 Sofa #1
169 I Don't Even Care
170 Mother People
171 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
172 Suicide Chump
173 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
174 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
175 The Central Scrutinizer
176 King Kong
177 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
178 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
179 Jezebel Boy
180 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
181 Meow
182 ‘Choose Your Foot’
183 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
184 Johnny Darling
185 Cheap Thrills
186 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
187 Tiger Roach
188 Wolf Harbor II
189 Easy Meat
190 Amnerika
191 Bwana Dik
192 Electric Aunt Jemima
193 Underground Freak-Out Music
194 Right There
195 Ya Hozna
196 Mom & Dad
197 Louie Louie
198 Where's Our Equipment?
199 Sofa #2
200 Intro
201 The Duke Of Prunes
202 Your Mouth
203 The Clap
204 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
205 Excentrifugal Forz
206 Murder By Numbers
207 City Of Tiny Lights
208 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
209 Phyniox (Take 2)
210 Luigi & The Wise Guys
211 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
212 Wolf Harbor III
213 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
214 Andy
215 Do You Like My New Car?
216 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
217 Ronnie's Booger Story
218 Happy Together
219 ?
220 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
221 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
222 Spider Of Destiny
223 If We'd All Been Living In California...
224 Sleazette
225 Approximate
226 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
227 The Duke Regains His Chops
228 The Crab-Grass Baby
229 Like It Or Not
230 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
231 Carolina
232 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
233 Apostrophe'
234 Outside Now
235 Flakes
236 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
237 ‘I Heard A Note!’
238 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
239 Sex
240 Packard Goose
241 Wolf Harbor IV
242 Envelops The Bath Tub
243 Big Swifty
244 Mr. Green Genes
245 America Drinks & Goes Home
246 WPLJ
247 Ronnie Sings?
248 Harry & Rhonda
249 Deseri
250 The Idiot Bastard Son
251 I'm The Slime
252 White Ugliness
253 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
254 You Are What You Is
255 Uncle Bernie's Farm
256 Florentine Pogen
257 The Dead Girls Of London
258 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
259 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
260 Carol, You Fool
261 Uncle Remus
262 Planet Of The Baritone Women
263 Them Or Us
264 Motherly Love
265 Reeny Ra
266 Dew On The Newts We Got
267 Mary Lou
268 I'm Not Satisfied
269 Tinseltown Rebellion
270 Peaches En Regalia
271 Wolf Harbor V
272 Epilogue
273 Canarsie
274 The Mud Shark
275 Our Bizarre Relationship
276 Bobby Brown
277 Valley Girl
278 Room Service
279 Harry-As-A-Boy
280 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
281 Toad-O Line
282 Baby Snakes
283 Stinkfoot
284 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
285 The Walking Zombie Music
286 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
287 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
288 Little House I Used To Live In
289 Farther O’Blivion
290 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
291 Centerville
292 The Nancy & Mary Music
293 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
294 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
295 Didja Get Any Onya?
296 Scum Bag
297 The Dangerous Kitchen
298 Plastic People
299 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
300 Peaches III
301 Goat Polo
302 Farther O'Blivion
303 Charva
304 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
305 Very Distraughtening
306 Rubber Shirt
307 Help, I'm A Rock
308 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
309 Any Downers?
310 I'm Stealing The Towels
311 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
312 A Token Of My Extreme
313 Po-Jama People
314 The Downtown Talent Scout
315 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
316 Exercise #4
317 Chana In De Bushwop
318 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
319 Rhymin' Man
320 Jones Crusher
321 The Orange County Lumber Truck
322 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
323 Directly From My Heart To You
324 Love Of My Life
325 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
326 Tiny Sick Tears
327 Penis Dimension
328 Rykoniki
329 Conehead
330 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
331 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
332 Here Lies Love
333 The Radio Is Broken
334 Beauty Knows No Pain
335 Sweet Leilani
336 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
337 A Vicious Circle
338 Find Her Finer
339 Advance Romance
340 The Evil Prince
341 Little Rubber Girl
342 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
343 The Dog Breath Variations
344 Punky's Whips
345 What Kind Of Girl?
346 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
347 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
348 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
349 Diseases Of The Band
350 No No No
351 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
352 America Drinks And Goes Home
353 Titties 'N' Beer
354 Piano/Drum Duet
355 Piano
356 Fine Girl
357 Dark Water!
358 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
359 The Air
360 Ruthie-Ruthie
361 He's So Gay
362 I'm So Cute
363 Wistful With A Fist-Full
364 Sy Borg
365 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
366 Uncle Rhebus
367 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
368 Cucamonga
369 The Florida Airport Tape
370 RDNZL
371 Chocolate Halvah
372 Illinois Enema Bandit
373 When The Lie's So Big
374 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
375 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
376 Phyniox (Take 1)
377 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
378 The Untouchables
379 Stuff Up The Cracks
380 Duke of Prunes
381 Toads Of The Short Forest
382 Pick Me, I'm Clean
383 Calculus
384 Flambay
385 Dio Fa
386 Scene Four: Crew Slut
387 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
388 He Used To Cut The Grass
389 Flowing Inside-Out
390 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
391 Wonderful Wino
392 Won Ton On
393 Janet's Big Dance Number
394 Music From The Big Squeeze
395 Baked-Bean Boogie
396 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
397 50, 50
398 The Girl's Dream
399 Lonesome Electric Turkey
400 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
401 Pound For A Brown
402 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
403 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
404 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
405 T’Mershi Duween
406 Dog Breath
407 Steal Away
408 Be In My Video
409 Idiot Bastard Son
410 Transylvania Boogie
411 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
412 Doreen
413 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
414 The Voice Of Cheese
415 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
416 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
417 Holding The Group Back
418 You Didn't Try to Call Me
419 Drafted Again
420 Would You Like A Snack?
421 Teenage Wind
422 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
423 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
424 The Illinois Enema Bandit
425 Camarillo Brillo
426 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
427 The Groupie Routine
428 Lost In A Whirlpool
429 Dupree’s Paradise
430 City Of Tiny Lites
431 Road Ladies
432 Wild Love
433 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
434 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
435 Well
436 Dear Jeepers
437 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
438 It Can't Happen Here
439 Trouble Every Day
440 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
441 For The Young Sophisticate
442 Ms. Pinky
443 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
444 We Can Shoot You
445 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
446 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
447 Holiday In Berlin
448 Once Upon a Time
449 A Game Of Cards
450 Heavenly Bank Account
451 Wowie Zowie
452 Telephone Conversation
453 Pumped And Waxed
454 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
455 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
456 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
457 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
458 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
459 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
460 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
461 Mystery Roach
462 ‘Carved In The Rock’
463 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
464 Hound Dog
465 Every Time I See You
466 In France
467 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
468 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
469 Progress?
470 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
471 Navanax
472 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
473 Absolutely Free
474 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
475 She Painted Up Her Face
476 Hot Poop
477 No, No Cherry
478 Agency Man
479 If Only She Woulda
480 Ycdtosa6
481 Just One More Time
482 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
483 Black Napkins
484 Cheepnis
485 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
486 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
487 Introcious
488 Sofa
489 Sharleena
490 Drowning Witch
491 Nando
492 Chunga’s Revenge
493 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
494 Jessie Lee
495 Planet Of My Dreams
496 Who Are the Brain Police?
497 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
498 Proto-Minimalism
499 Galoot Up-Date
500 Panty Rap
501 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
502 Are You Hung Up?
503 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
504 Wet T-Shirt Nite
505 Shove It Right In
506 That Evil Prince
507 A Little Green Rosetta
508 I'm A Beautiful Guy
509 America Drinks
510 Yo Cats
511 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
512 More Trouble Every Day
513 The Little March
514 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
515 Black Page, No 2
516 Tell Me You Love Me
517 The White Boy Troubles
518 Nig Biz
519 Cheepnis – Percussion
520 Theme From "Bonanza"
521 Letter From Jeepers
522 Sinister Footwear Ii
523 Tuna Fish Promenade
524 Geneva Farewell
525 Prologue
526 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
527 Bow Tie Daddy
528 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
529 Sleep Dirt
530 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
531 Dead Girls Of London
532 Alley Cat
533 Jumbo Go Away
534 Amnesia Vivace
535 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
536 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
537 Keep It Greasey
538 The Subcutaneous Peril
539 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
540 Penguin In Bondage
541 Pygmy Twylyte
542 The Mammy Nuns
543 Magic Fingers
544 Kung Fu
545 Cock-Suckers' Ball
546 The Torture Never Stops
547 Would You Go All The Way?
548 No Not Now
549 This Ain't CNN
550 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
551 Dance Me This
552 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
553 God Bless America
554 Memories Of El Monte
555 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
556 Redneck Eats
557 German Lunch
558 Rat Tomago
559 How's Your Bird?
560 Sleeping In A Jar
561 I Ain't Got No Heart
562 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
563 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
564 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
565 I’m the Slime
566 Chunga's Revenge
567 Dickie's Such An Asshole
568 Son Of Orange County
569 The Man From Utopia
570 Make A Jazz Noise Here
571 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
572 Cops & Buns
573 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
574 Anything
575 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
576 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
577 Pachuco Gavotte
578 Drums Are Too Noisy
579 Aaawk
580 Truck Driver Divorce
581 Twenty Small Cigars
582 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
583 Get A Little
584 Ship Ahoy
585 Crew Slut
586 Flower Punk
587 Smell My Beard
588 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
589 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
590 Society Pages
591 Soft-Sell Conclusion
592 The Booger Man
593 Kenny's Booger Story
594 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
595 Zoot Allures
596 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel