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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dance Contest
9 Valarie
10 Latex Solar Beef
11 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
12 Cocaine Decisions
13 Dinah-Moe-Hum
14 Billy The Mountain
15 Dinah-Moe Humm
16 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
17 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
18 Moggio
19 Tink Walks Amok
20 Artificial Rhonda
21 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
22 We Are Not Alone
23 Bamboozled By Love
24 Church Chat
25 Love Story
26 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
27 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
28 Drop Dead
29 Briefcase Boogie
30 Brown Moses
31 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
32 Joe's Garage
33 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
34 Time Is Money
35 Call Any Vegetable
36 Montana
37 Inca Roads
38 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
39 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
40 Dancin' Fool
41 Sofa No 2
42 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
43 Dirty Love
44 Porn Wars
45 Harder Than Your Husband
46 We're Turning Again
47 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
48 Hot Rats
49 Kangaroos
50 Big Leg Emma
51 Pygmy Twylite
52 Any Kind Of Pain
53 Goblin Girl
54 Catholic Girls
55 Concentration Moon
56 Teen-Age Prostitute
57 Nanook Rubs It
58 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
59 On The Bus
60 Introduction
61 Little Girl Of Mine
62 Fountain Of Love
63 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
64 Can't Afford No Shoes
65 Montana (Whipping Floss)
66 Whippin' Post
67 How Could I Be Such A Fool
68 Stick It Out
69 I'm A Band Leader
70 Are You Upset?
71 Stick Together
72 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
73 Willie The Pimp
74 The Dick Kunc Story
75 I Have Been In You
76 Later That Night
77 Sleepin' In A Jar
78 Status Back Baby
79 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
80 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
81 Titties & Beer
82 200 Years Old
83 Cruisin' For Burgers
84 Promiscuous
85 Jewish Princess
86 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
87 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
88 Cosmik Debris
89 Watermelon In Easter Hay
90 Stink-Foot
91 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
92 San Ber'dino
93 Bacon Fat
94 Magdalena
95 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
96 T**ties & Beer
97 Babbette
98 Charles Ives
99 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
100 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
101 Dumb All Over
102 Tears Began To Fall
103 Debra Kadabra
104 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
105 Why Don't You Like Me?
106 Cradle Rock
107 Disco Boy
108 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
109 Man With The Woman Head
110 Manx Needs Women
111 My Head?
112 Dong Work For Yuda
113 Eddie Are You Kidding?
114 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
115 Muffin Man
116 Zomby Woof
117 Yo' Mama
118 The Blackouts
119 Lonely Little Girl
120 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
121 The Black Page
122 Bobby Brown Goes Down
123 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
124 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
125 I Come From Nowhere
126 What's New In Baltimore?
127 Lumpy Gravy I
128 Stevie's Spanking
129 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
130 You Call That Music?
131 The Blue Light
132 Keep It Greasy
133 Mr Clean
134 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
135 Any Way The Wind Blows
136 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
137 The World's Greatest Sinner
138 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
139 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
140 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
141 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
142 Teen-Age Wind
143 Let's Move To Cleveland
144 Canard Du Jour
145 Father O'Blivion
146 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
147 Phyniox (Take 2)
148 Luigi & The Wise Guys
149 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
150 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
151 Andy
152 Do You Like My New Car?
153 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
154 Ronnie's Booger Story
155 Happy Together
156 ?
157 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
158 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
159 Spider Of Destiny
160 If We'd All Been Living In California...
161 Sleazette
162 Approximate
163 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
164 The Duke Regains His Chops
165 The Crab-Grass Baby
166 Like It Or Not
167 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
168 Carolina
169 Excentrifugal Forz
170 Murder By Numbers
171 City Of Tiny Lights
172 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
173 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
174 ‘I Heard A Note!’
175 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
176 Sex
177 Packard Goose
178 Envelops The Bath Tub
179 Big Swifty
180 Mr. Green Genes
181 America Drinks & Goes Home
182 WPLJ
183 Ronnie Sings?
184 Harry & Rhonda
185 Deseri
186 The Idiot Bastard Son
187 I'm The Slime
188 White Ugliness
189 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
190 You Are What You Is
191 Uncle Bernie's Farm
192 Florentine Pogen
193 The Dead Girls Of London
194 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
195 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
196 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
197 Apostrophe'
198 Outside Now
199 Flakes
200 Them Or Us
201 Motherly Love
202 Reeny Ra
203 Dew On The Newts We Got
204 Mary Lou
205 I'm Not Satisfied
206 Tinseltown Rebellion
207 Peaches En Regalia
208 Epilogue
209 Canarsie
210 The Mud Shark
211 Our Bizarre Relationship
212 Bobby Brown
213 Valley Girl
214 Room Service
215 Harry-As-A-Boy
216 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
217 Toad-O Line
218 Baby Snakes
219 Stinkfoot
220 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
221 The Walking Zombie Music
222 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
223 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
224 Little House I Used To Live In
225 Farther O’Blivion
226 Carol, You Fool
227 Uncle Remus
228 Planet Of The Baritone Women
229 The Nancy & Mary Music
230 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
231 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
232 Didja Get Any Onya?
233 Scum Bag
234 The Dangerous Kitchen
235 Plastic People
236 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
237 Peaches III
238 Farther O'Blivion
239 Charva
240 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
241 Very Distraughtening
242 Rubber Shirt
243 Help, I'm A Rock
244 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
245 Any Downers?
246 I'm Stealing The Towels
247 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
248 A Token Of My Extreme
249 Po-Jama People
250 The Downtown Talent Scout
251 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
252 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
253 Centerville
254 Jones Crusher
255 The Orange County Lumber Truck
256 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
257 Directly From My Heart To You
258 Love Of My Life
259 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
260 Tiny Sick Tears
261 Penis Dimension
262 Conehead
263 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
264 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
265 Here Lies Love
266 The Radio Is Broken
267 Beauty Knows No Pain
268 Sweet Leilani
269 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
270 A Vicious Circle
271 Find Her Finer
272 Advance Romance
273 The Evil Prince
274 Little Rubber Girl
275 Exercise #4
276 Chana In De Bushwop
277 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
278 Rhymin' Man
279 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
280 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
281 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
282 Diseases Of The Band
283 No No No
284 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
285 America Drinks And Goes Home
286 Titties 'N' Beer
287 Piano/Drum Duet
288 Fine Girl
289 Dark Water!
290 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
291 The Air
292 Ruthie-Ruthie
293 He's So Gay
294 I'm So Cute
295 Wistful With A Fist-Full
296 Sy Borg
297 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
298 Uncle Rhebus
299 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
300 Cucamonga
301 The Florida Airport Tape
302 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
303 The Dog Breath Variations
304 Punky's Whips
305 What Kind Of Girl?
306 When The Lie's So Big
307 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
308 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
309 Phyniox (Take 1)
310 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
311 The Untouchables
312 Stuff Up The Cracks
313 Duke of Prunes
314 Toads Of The Short Forest
315 Pick Me, I'm Clean
316 Flambay
317 Dio Fa
318 Scene Four: Crew Slut
319 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
320 He Used To Cut The Grass
321 Flowing Inside-Out
322 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
323 Wonderful Wino
324 Won Ton On
325 Janet's Big Dance Number
326 Music From The Big Squeeze
327 Baked-Bean Boogie
328 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
329 50, 50
330 The Girl's Dream
331 RDNZL
332 Chocolate Halvah
333 Illinois Enema Bandit
334 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
335 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
336 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
337 T’Mershi Duween
338 Dog Breath
339 Steal Away
340 Be In My Video
341 Idiot Bastard Son
342 Transylvania Boogie
343 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
344 Doreen
345 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
346 The Voice Of Cheese
347 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
348 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
349 Holding The Group Back
350 You Didn't Try to Call Me
351 Drafted Again
352 Would You Like A Snack?
353 Teenage Wind
354 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
355 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
356 The Illinois Enema Bandit
357 Camarillo Brillo
358 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
359 Lonesome Electric Turkey
360 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
361 Pound For A Brown
362 Road Ladies
363 Wild Love
364 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
365 ‘Carved In The Rock’
366 Well
367 Dear Jeepers
368 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
369 It Can't Happen Here
370 Trouble Every Day
371 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
372 For The Young Sophisticate
373 Ms. Pinky
374 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
375 We Can Shoot You
376 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
377 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
378 Holiday In Berlin
379 Once Upon a Time
380 A Game Of Cards
381 Heavenly Bank Account
382 Wowie Zowie
383 Telephone Conversation
384 Pumped And Waxed
385 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
386 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
387 The Groupie Routine
388 Lost In A Whirlpool
389 Dupree’s Paradise
390 City Of Tiny Lites
391 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
392 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
393 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
394 Mystery Roach
395 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
396 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
397 Hound Dog
398 Every Time I See You
399 In France
400 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
401 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
402 Progress?
403 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
404 Navanax
405 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
406 Absolutely Free
407 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
408 She Painted Up Her Face
409 Hot Poop
410 No, No Cherry
411 Agency Man
412 If Only She Woulda
413 Ycdtosa6
414 Just One More Time
415 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
416 Black Napkins
417 Cheepnis
418 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
419 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
420 Sofa
421 Sharleena
422 Drowning Witch
423 Nando
424 Cheepnis – Percussion
425 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
426 Jessie Lee
427 Planet Of My Dreams
428 Who Are the Brain Police?
429 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
430 Proto-Minimalism
431 Galoot Up-Date
432 Panty Rap
433 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
434 Are You Hung Up?
435 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
436 Wet T-Shirt Nite
437 Shove It Right In
438 That Evil Prince
439 A Little Green Rosetta
440 I'm A Beautiful Guy
441 America Drinks
442 Yo Cats
443 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
444 More Trouble Every Day
445 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
446 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
447 Introcious
448 Black Page, No 2
449 Tell Me You Love Me
450 The White Boy Troubles
451 Nig Biz
452 King KongChunga’s RevengeMr. Green Genes
453 Theme From "Bonanza"
454 Letter From Jeepers
455 Sinister Footwear Ii
456 Tuna Fish Promenade
457 Geneva Farewell
458 Prologue
459 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
460 Bow Tie Daddy
461 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
462 Sleep Dirt
463 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
464 Dead Girls Of London
465 Alley Cat
466 Jumbo Go Away
467 Amnesia Vivace
468 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
469 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
470 Keep It Greasey
471 The Subcutaneous Peril
472 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
473 Penguin In Bondage
474 The Little March
475 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
476 Kung Fu
477 Cock-Suckers' Ball
478 The Torture Never Stops
479 Would You Go All The Way?
480 No Not Now
481 This Ain't CNN
482 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
483 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
484 God Bless America
485 Memories Of El Monte
486 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
487 Redneck Eats
488 German Lunch
489 Rat Tomago
490 How's Your Bird?
491 Sleeping In A Jar
492 I Ain't Got No Heart
493 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
494 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
495 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
496 I’m the Slime
497 Chunga's Revenge
498 Dickie's Such An Asshole
499 Pygmy Twylyte
500 The Mammy Nuns
501 Magic Fingers
502 Make A Jazz Noise Here
503 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
504 Cops & Buns
505 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
506 Anything
507 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
508 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
509 Drums Are Too Noisy
510 Aaawk
511 Truck Driver Divorce
512 Twenty Small Cigars
513 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
514 Get A Little
515 Ship Ahoy
516 Crew Slut
517 Flower Punk
518 Smell My Beard
519 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
520 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
521 Society Pages
522 Soft-Sell Conclusion
523 The Booger Man
524 Kenny's Booger Story
525 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
526 Zoot Allures
527 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
528 Son Of Orange County
529 The Man From Utopia
530 Marqueson's Chicken
531 Denny & Froggy Relate
532 Cruising For Burgers
533 The Closer You Are
534 Anyway The Wind Blows
535 Lemme Take You To The Beach
536 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
537 Oh No
538 Dummy Up
539 Amen
540 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
541 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
542 Ride My Face To Chicago
543 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
544 Uncle Meat
545 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
546 Harry, You're A Beast
547 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
548 Sofa #1
549 I Don't Even Care
550 Mother People
551 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
552 Suicide Chump
553 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
554 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
555 The Central Scrutinizer
556 King Kong
557 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
558 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
559 Village Of The Sun
560 The Massive Improve'lence
561 Meow
562 ‘Choose Your Foot’
563 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
564 Johnny Darling
565 Cheap Thrills
566 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
567 Tiger Roach
568 Easy Meat
569 Amnerika
570 Bwana Dik
571 Electric Aunt Jemima
572 Underground Freak-Out Music
573 Right There
574 Ya Hozna
575 Mom & Dad
576 Louie Louie
577 Where's Our Equipment?
578 Sofa #2
579 Intro
580 The Duke Of Prunes
581 Your Mouth
582 The Clap
583 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
584 Jezebel Boy
585 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis