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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
9 Valarie
10 Dance Contest
11 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
12 Latex Solar Beef
13 Cocaine Decisions
14 Billy The Mountain
15 Dinah-Moe-Hum
16 Dinah-Moe Humm
17 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
18 Brown Moses
19 Joe's Garage
20 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
21 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
22 Moggio
23 Tink Walks Amok
24 Artificial Rhonda
25 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
26 We Are Not Alone
27 Bamboozled By Love
28 Church Chat
29 Love Story
30 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
31 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
32 Briefcase Boogie
33 Drop Dead
34 Catholic Girls
35 Concentration Moon
36 Goblin Girl
37 Teen-Age Prostitute
38 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
39 Nanook Rubs It
40 Introduction
41 On The Bus
42 Montana
43 Time Is Money
44 Call Any Vegetable
45 Inca Roads
46 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
47 Dancin' Fool
48 Sofa No 2
49 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
50 Dirty Love
51 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
52 Harder Than Your Husband
53 Porn Wars
54 We're Turning Again
55 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
56 Hot Rats
57 Kangaroos
58 Any Kind Of Pain
59 Big Leg Emma
60 Pygmy Twylite
61 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
62 You Call That Music?
63 The Blue Light
64 Keep It Greasy
65 Stevie's Spanking
66 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
67 Any Way The Wind Blows
68 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
69 Mr Clean
70 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
71 The World's Greatest Sinner
72 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
73 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
74 Teen-Age Wind
75 Let's Move To Cleveland
76 Canard Du Jour
77 Father O'Blivion
78 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
79 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
80 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
81 Can't Afford No Shoes
82 Little Girl Of Mine
83 Fountain Of Love
84 Stick It Out
85 I'm A Band Leader
86 Are You Upset?
87 Montana (Whipping Floss)
88 Whippin' Post
89 How Could I Be Such A Fool
90 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
91 Willie The Pimp
92 The Dick Kunc Story
93 I Have Been In You
94 Stick Together
95 Status Back Baby
96 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
97 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
98 Titties & Beer
99 200 Years Old
100 Cruisin' For Burgers
101 Promiscuous
102 Jewish Princess
103 Later That Night
104 Sleepin' In A Jar
105 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
106 Cosmik Debris
107 Watermelon In Easter Hay
108 Stink-Foot
109 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
110 San Ber'dino
111 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
112 Magdalena
113 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
114 T**ties & Beer
115 Babbette
116 Charles Ives
117 Bacon Fat
118 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
119 Dumb All Over
120 Tears Began To Fall
121 Debra Kadabra
122 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
123 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
124 Disco Boy
125 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
126 Man With The Woman Head
127 Why Don't You Like Me?
128 Cradle Rock
129 Eddie Are You Kidding?
130 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
131 Muffin Man
132 Zomby Woof
133 Manx Needs Women
134 My Head?
135 Dong Work For Yuda
136 The Blackouts
137 Lonely Little Girl
138 Yo' Mama
139 The Black Page
140 Bobby Brown Goes Down
141 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
142 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
143 What's New In Baltimore?
144 Lumpy Gravy I
145 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
146 I Come From Nowhere
147 Redneck Eats
148 German Lunch
149 Rat Tomago
150 How's Your Bird?
151 Sleeping In A Jar
152 I Ain't Got No Heart
153 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
154 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
155 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
156 I’m the Slime
157 Chunga's Revenge
158 Dickie's Such An Asshole
159 Pygmy Twylyte
160 The Mammy Nuns
161 Magic Fingers
162 Kung Fu
163 Cock-Suckers' Ball
164 The Torture Never Stops
165 Would You Go All The Way?
166 No Not Now
167 This Ain't CNN
168 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
169 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
170 God Bless America
171 Memories Of El Monte
172 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
173 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
174 Get A Little
175 Ship Ahoy
176 Crew Slut
177 Flower Punk
178 Smell My Beard
179 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
180 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
181 Society Pages
182 Soft-Sell Conclusion
183 The Booger Man
184 Kenny's Booger Story
185 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
186 Zoot Allures
187 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
188 Son Of Orange County
189 The Man From Utopia
190 Make A Jazz Noise Here
191 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
192 Cops & Buns
193 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
194 Anything
195 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
196 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
197 Drums Are Too Noisy
198 Aaawk
199 Truck Driver Divorce
200 Twenty Small Cigars
201 Ride My Face To Chicago
202 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
203 Uncle Meat
204 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
205 Harry, You're A Beast
206 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
207 Sofa #1
208 I Don't Even Care
209 Mother People
210 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
211 Suicide Chump
212 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
213 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
214 The Central Scrutinizer
215 King Kong
216 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
217 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
218 Village Of The Sun
219 The Massive Improve'lence
220 Marqueson's Chicken
221 Denny & Froggy Relate
222 Cruising For Burgers
223 The Closer You Are
224 Anyway The Wind Blows
225 Lemme Take You To The Beach
226 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
227 Oh No
228 Dummy Up
229 Amen
230 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
231 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
232 Right There
233 Ya Hozna
234 Mom & Dad
235 Louie Louie
236 Where's Our Equipment?
237 Sofa #2
238 Intro
239 The Duke Of Prunes
240 Your Mouth
241 The Clap
242 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
243 Jezebel Boy
244 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
245 Meow
246 ‘Choose Your Foot’
247 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
248 Johnny Darling
249 Cheap Thrills
250 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
251 Tiger Roach
252 Easy Meat
253 Amnerika
254 Bwana Dik
255 Electric Aunt Jemima
256 Underground Freak-Out Music
257 Ronnie's Booger Story
258 Happy Together
259 ?
260 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
261 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
262 Spider Of Destiny
263 If We'd All Been Living In California...
264 Sleazette
265 Approximate
266 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
267 The Duke Regains His Chops
268 The Crab-Grass Baby
269 Like It Or Not
270 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
271 Carolina
272 Excentrifugal Forz
273 Murder By Numbers
274 City Of Tiny Lights
275 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
276 Phyniox (Take 2)
277 Luigi & The Wise Guys
278 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
279 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
280 Andy
281 Do You Like My New Car?
282 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
283 WPLJ
284 Ronnie Sings?
285 Harry & Rhonda
286 Deseri
287 The Idiot Bastard Son
288 I'm The Slime
289 White Ugliness
290 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
291 You Are What You Is
292 Uncle Bernie's Farm
293 Florentine Pogen
294 The Dead Girls Of London
295 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
296 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
297 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
298 Apostrophe'
299 Outside Now
300 Flakes
301 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
302 ‘I Heard A Note!’
303 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
304 Sex
305 Packard Goose
306 Envelops The Bath Tub
307 Big Swifty
308 Mr. Green Genes
309 America Drinks & Goes Home
310 Bobby Brown
311 Valley Girl
312 Room Service
313 Harry-As-A-Boy
314 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
315 Toad-O Line
316 Baby Snakes
317 Stinkfoot
318 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
319 The Walking Zombie Music
320 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
321 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
322 Little House I Used To Live In
323 Farther O’Blivion
324 Carol, You Fool
325 Uncle Remus
326 Planet Of The Baritone Women
327 Them Or Us
328 Motherly Love
329 Reeny Ra
330 Dew On The Newts We Got
331 Mary Lou
332 I'm Not Satisfied
333 Tinseltown Rebellion
334 Peaches En Regalia
335 Epilogue
336 Canarsie
337 The Mud Shark
338 Our Bizarre Relationship
339 Very Distraughtening
340 Rubber Shirt
341 Help, I'm A Rock
342 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
343 Any Downers?
344 I'm Stealing The Towels
345 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
346 A Token Of My Extreme
347 Po-Jama People
348 The Downtown Talent Scout
349 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
350 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
351 Centerville
352 The Nancy & Mary Music
353 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
354 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
355 Didja Get Any Onya?
356 Scum Bag
357 The Dangerous Kitchen
358 Plastic People
359 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
360 Peaches III
361 Farther O'Blivion
362 Charva
363 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
364 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
365 Here Lies Love
366 The Radio Is Broken
367 Beauty Knows No Pain
368 Sweet Leilani
369 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
370 A Vicious Circle
371 Find Her Finer
372 Advance Romance
373 The Evil Prince
374 Little Rubber Girl
375 Exercise #4
376 Chana In De Bushwop
377 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
378 Rhymin' Man
379 Jones Crusher
380 The Orange County Lumber Truck
381 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
382 Directly From My Heart To You
383 Love Of My Life
384 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
385 Tiny Sick Tears
386 Penis Dimension
387 Conehead
388 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
389 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
390 The Air
391 Ruthie-Ruthie
392 He's So Gay
393 I'm So Cute
394 Wistful With A Fist-Full
395 Sy Borg
396 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
397 Uncle Rhebus
398 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
399 Cucamonga
400 The Florida Airport Tape
401 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
402 The Dog Breath Variations
403 Punky's Whips
404 What Kind Of Girl?
405 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
406 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
407 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
408 Diseases Of The Band
409 No No No
410 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
411 America Drinks And Goes Home
412 Titties 'N' Beer
413 Piano/Drum Duet
414 Fine Girl
415 Dark Water!
416 Scene Four: Crew Slut
417 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
418 He Used To Cut The Grass
419 Flowing Inside-Out
420 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
421 Wonderful Wino
422 Won Ton On
423 Janet's Big Dance Number
424 Music From The Big Squeeze
425 Baked-Bean Boogie
426 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
427 50, 50
428 The Girl's Dream
429 RDNZL
430 Chocolate Halvah
431 Illinois Enema Bandit
432 When The Lie's So Big
433 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
434 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
435 Phyniox (Take 1)
436 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
437 The Untouchables
438 Stuff Up The Cracks
439 Duke of Prunes
440 Toads Of The Short Forest
441 Pick Me, I'm Clean
442 Flambay
443 Dio Fa
444 Doreen
445 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
446 The Voice Of Cheese
447 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
448 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
449 Holding The Group Back
450 You Didn't Try to Call Me
451 Drafted Again
452 Would You Like A Snack?
453 Teenage Wind
454 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
455 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
456 The Illinois Enema Bandit
457 Camarillo Brillo
458 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
459 Lonesome Electric Turkey
460 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
461 Pound For A Brown
462 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
463 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
464 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
465 T’Mershi Duween
466 Dog Breath
467 Steal Away
468 Be In My Video
469 Idiot Bastard Son
470 Transylvania Boogie
471 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
472 Ms. Pinky
473 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
474 We Can Shoot You
475 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
476 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
477 Holiday In Berlin
478 Once Upon a Time
479 A Game Of Cards
480 Heavenly Bank Account
481 Wowie Zowie
482 Telephone Conversation
483 Pumped And Waxed
484 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
485 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
486 The Groupie Routine
487 Lost In A Whirlpool
488 Dupree’s Paradise
489 City Of Tiny Lites
490 Road Ladies
491 Wild Love
492 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
493 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
494 Well
495 Dear Jeepers
496 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
497 It Can't Happen Here
498 Trouble Every Day
499 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
500 For The Young Sophisticate
501 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
502 Navanax
503 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
504 Absolutely Free
505 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
506 She Painted Up Her Face
507 Hot Poop
508 No, No Cherry
509 Agency Man
510 If Only She Woulda
511 Ycdtosa6
512 Just One More Time
513 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
514 Black Napkins
515 Cheepnis
516 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
517 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
518 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
519 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
520 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
521 Mystery Roach
522 ‘Carved In The Rock’
523 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
524 Hound Dog
525 Every Time I See You
526 In France
527 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
528 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
529 Progress?
530 Galoot Up-Date
531 Panty Rap
532 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
533 Are You Hung Up?
534 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
535 Wet T-Shirt Nite
536 Shove It Right In
537 That Evil Prince
538 A Little Green Rosetta
539 I'm A Beautiful Guy
540 America Drinks
541 Yo Cats
542 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
543 More Trouble Every Day
544 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
545 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
546 Introcious
547 Sofa
548 Sharleena
549 Drowning Witch
550 Nando
551 Chunga’s Revenge
552 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
553 Jessie Lee
554 Planet Of My Dreams
555 Who Are the Brain Police?
556 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
557 Proto-Minimalism
558 Geneva Farewell
559 Prologue
560 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
561 Bow Tie Daddy
562 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
563 Sleep Dirt
564 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
565 Dead Girls Of London
566 Alley Cat
567 Jumbo Go Away
568 Amnesia Vivace
569 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
570 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
571 Keep It Greasey
572 The Subcutaneous Peril
573 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
574 Penguin In Bondage
575 The Little March
576 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
577 Black Page, No 2
578 Tell Me You Love Me
579 The White Boy Troubles
580 Nig Biz
581 Cheepnis – Percussion
582 Theme From "Bonanza"
583 Letter From Jeepers
584 Sinister Footwear Ii
585 Tuna Fish Promenade