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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dance Contest
9 Valarie
10 Latex Solar Beef
11 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
12 Cocaine Decisions
13 Dinah-Moe-Hum
14 Billy The Mountain
15 Dinah-Moe Humm
16 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
17 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
18 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
19 Moggio
20 Tink Walks Amok
21 Artificial Rhonda
22 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
23 We Are Not Alone
24 Church Chat
25 Bamboozled By Love
26 Love Story
27 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
28 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
29 Briefcase Boogie
30 Drop Dead
31 Brown Moses
32 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
33 Joe's Garage
34 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
35 Nanook Rubs It
36 On The Bus
37 Introduction
38 Time Is Money
39 Call Any Vegetable
40 Montana
41 Inca Roads
42 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
43 Sofa No 2
44 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
45 Dancin' Fool
46 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
47 Dirty Love
48 Porn Wars
49 Harder Than Your Husband
50 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
51 We're Turning Again
52 Hot Rats
53 Kangaroos
54 Any Kind Of Pain
55 Big Leg Emma
56 Pygmy Twylite
57 Goblin Girl
58 Catholic Girls
59 Concentration Moon
60 Teen-Age Prostitute
61 The World's Greatest Sinner
62 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
63 Let's Move To Cleveland
64 Canard Du Jour
65 Father O'Blivion
66 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
67 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
68 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
69 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
70 Teen-Age Wind
71 Little Girl Of Mine
72 Fountain Of Love
73 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
74 Can't Afford No Shoes
75 Montana (Whipping Floss)
76 Whippin' Post
77 How Could I Be Such A Fool
78 Stick It Out
79 I'm A Band Leader
80 Are You Upset?
81 The Dick Kunc Story
82 I Have Been In You
83 Stick Together
84 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
85 Willie The Pimp
86 Cruisin' For Burgers
87 Promiscuous
88 Jewish Princess
89 Later That Night
90 Sleepin' In A Jar
91 Status Back Baby
92 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
93 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
94 Titties & Beer
95 200 Years Old
96 San Ber'dino
97 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
98 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
99 Cosmik Debris
100 Watermelon In Easter Hay
101 Stink-Foot
102 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
103 Charles Ives
104 Bacon Fat
105 Magdalena
106 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
107 T**ties & Beer
108 Babbette
109 Debra Kadabra
110 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
111 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
112 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
113 Dumb All Over
114 Tears Began To Fall
115 Man With The Woman Head
116 Why Don't You Like Me?
117 Cradle Rock
118 Disco Boy
119 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
120 Muffin Man
121 Zomby Woof
122 Manx Needs Women
123 My Head?
124 Dong Work For Yuda
125 Eddie Are You Kidding?
126 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
127 Lonely Little Girl
128 Yo' Mama
129 The Blackouts
130 Bobby Brown Goes Down
131 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
132 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
133 The Black Page
134 Lumpy Gravy I
135 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
136 I Come From Nowhere
137 What's New In Baltimore?
138 Stevie's Spanking
139 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
140 You Call That Music?
141 The Blue Light
142 Keep It Greasy
143 Mr Clean
144 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
145 Any Way The Wind Blows
146 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
147 King Kong
148 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
149 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
150 Village Of The Sun
151 The Massive Improve'lence
152 Marqueson's Chicken
153 Denny & Froggy Relate
154 Cruising For Burgers
155 The Closer You Are
156 Anyway The Wind Blows
157 Lemme Take You To The Beach
158 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
159 Oh No
160 Dummy Up
161 Amen
162 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
163 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
164 Ride My Face To Chicago
165 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
166 Uncle Meat
167 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
168 Harry, You're A Beast
169 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
170 Sofa #1
171 I Don't Even Care
172 Mother People
173 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
174 Suicide Chump
175 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
176 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
177 The Central Scrutinizer
178 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
179 Jezebel Boy
180 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
181 Meow
182 ‘Choose Your Foot’
183 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
184 Johnny Darling
185 Cheap Thrills
186 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
187 Tiger Roach
188 Easy Meat
189 Amnerika
190 Bwana Dik
191 Electric Aunt Jemima
192 Underground Freak-Out Music
193 Right There
194 Ya Hozna
195 Mom & Dad
196 Louie Louie
197 Where's Our Equipment?
198 Sofa #2
199 Intro
200 The Duke Of Prunes
201 Your Mouth
202 The Clap
203 The Crab-Grass Baby
204 Like It Or Not
205 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
206 Carolina
207 Excentrifugal Forz
208 Murder By Numbers
209 City Of Tiny Lights
210 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
211 Phyniox (Take 2)
212 Luigi & The Wise Guys
213 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
214 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
215 Andy
216 Do You Like My New Car?
217 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
218 Ronnie's Booger Story
219 Happy Together
220 ?
221 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
222 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
223 Spider Of Destiny
224 If We'd All Been Living In California...
225 Sleazette
226 Approximate
227 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
228 The Duke Regains His Chops
229 The Dead Girls Of London
230 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
231 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
232 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
233 Apostrophe'
234 Outside Now
235 Flakes
236 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
237 ‘I Heard A Note!’
238 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
239 Sex
240 Packard Goose
241 Envelops The Bath Tub
242 Big Swifty
243 Mr. Green Genes
244 America Drinks & Goes Home
245 WPLJ
246 Ronnie Sings?
247 Harry & Rhonda
248 Deseri
249 The Idiot Bastard Son
250 I'm The Slime
251 White Ugliness
252 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
253 You Are What You Is
254 Uncle Bernie's Farm
255 Florentine Pogen
256 Little House I Used To Live In
257 Farther O’Blivion
258 Carol, You Fool
259 Uncle Remus
260 Planet Of The Baritone Women
261 Them Or Us
262 Motherly Love
263 Reeny Ra
264 Dew On The Newts We Got
265 Mary Lou
266 I'm Not Satisfied
267 Tinseltown Rebellion
268 Peaches En Regalia
269 Epilogue
270 Canarsie
271 The Mud Shark
272 Our Bizarre Relationship
273 Bobby Brown
274 Valley Girl
275 Room Service
276 Harry-As-A-Boy
277 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
278 Toad-O Line
279 Baby Snakes
280 Stinkfoot
281 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
282 The Walking Zombie Music
283 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
284 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
285 The Downtown Talent Scout
286 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
287 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
288 Centerville
289 The Nancy & Mary Music
290 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
291 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
292 Didja Get Any Onya?
293 Scum Bag
294 The Dangerous Kitchen
295 Plastic People
296 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
297 Peaches III
298 Farther O'Blivion
299 Charva
300 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
301 Very Distraughtening
302 Rubber Shirt
303 Help, I'm A Rock
304 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
305 Any Downers?
306 I'm Stealing The Towels
307 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
308 A Token Of My Extreme
309 Po-Jama People
310 The Evil Prince
311 Little Rubber Girl
312 Exercise #4
313 Chana In De Bushwop
314 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
315 Rhymin' Man
316 Jones Crusher
317 The Orange County Lumber Truck
318 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
319 Directly From My Heart To You
320 Love Of My Life
321 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
322 Tiny Sick Tears
323 Penis Dimension
324 Conehead
325 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
326 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
327 Here Lies Love
328 The Radio Is Broken
329 Beauty Knows No Pain
330 Sweet Leilani
331 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
332 A Vicious Circle
333 Find Her Finer
334 Advance Romance
335 The Florida Airport Tape
336 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
337 The Dog Breath Variations
338 Punky's Whips
339 What Kind Of Girl?
340 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
341 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
342 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
343 Diseases Of The Band
344 No No No
345 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
346 America Drinks And Goes Home
347 Titties 'N' Beer
348 Piano/Drum Duet
349 Fine Girl
350 Dark Water!
351 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
352 The Air
353 Ruthie-Ruthie
354 He's So Gay
355 I'm So Cute
356 Wistful With A Fist-Full
357 Sy Borg
358 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
359 Uncle Rhebus
360 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
361 Cucamonga
362 50, 50
363 The Girl's Dream
364 RDNZL
365 Chocolate Halvah
366 Illinois Enema Bandit
367 When The Lie's So Big
368 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
369 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
370 Phyniox (Take 1)
371 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
372 The Untouchables
373 Stuff Up The Cracks
374 Duke of Prunes
375 Toads Of The Short Forest
376 Pick Me, I'm Clean
377 Flambay
378 Dio Fa
379 Scene Four: Crew Slut
380 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
381 He Used To Cut The Grass
382 Flowing Inside-Out
383 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
384 Wonderful Wino
385 Won Ton On
386 Janet's Big Dance Number
387 Music From The Big Squeeze
388 Baked-Bean Boogie
389 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
390 Camarillo Brillo
391 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
392 Lonesome Electric Turkey
393 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
394 Pound For A Brown
395 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
396 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
397 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
398 T’Mershi Duween
399 Dog Breath
400 Steal Away
401 Be In My Video
402 Idiot Bastard Son
403 Transylvania Boogie
404 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
405 Doreen
406 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
407 The Voice Of Cheese
408 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
409 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
410 Holding The Group Back
411 You Didn't Try to Call Me
412 Drafted Again
413 Would You Like A Snack?
414 Teenage Wind
415 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
416 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
417 The Illinois Enema Bandit
418 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
419 The Groupie Routine
420 Lost In A Whirlpool
421 Dupree’s Paradise
422 City Of Tiny Lites
423 Road Ladies
424 Wild Love
425 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
426 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
427 Well
428 Dear Jeepers
429 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
430 It Can't Happen Here
431 Trouble Every Day
432 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
433 For The Young Sophisticate
434 Ms. Pinky
435 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
436 We Can Shoot You
437 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
438 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
439 Holiday In Berlin
440 Once Upon a Time
441 A Game Of Cards
442 Heavenly Bank Account
443 Wowie Zowie
444 Telephone Conversation
445 Pumped And Waxed
446 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
447 Black Napkins
448 Cheepnis
449 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
450 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
451 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
452 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
453 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
454 Mystery Roach
455 ‘Carved In The Rock’
456 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
457 Hound Dog
458 Every Time I See You
459 In France
460 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
461 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
462 Progress?
463 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
464 Navanax
465 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
466 Absolutely Free
467 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
468 She Painted Up Her Face
469 Hot Poop
470 No, No Cherry
471 Agency Man
472 If Only She Woulda
473 Ycdtosa6
474 Just One More Time
475 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
476 More Trouble Every Day
477 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
478 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
479 Introcious
480 Sofa
481 Sharleena
482 Drowning Witch
483 Nando
484 Chunga’s Revenge
485 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
486 Jessie Lee
487 Planet Of My Dreams
488 Who Are the Brain Police?
489 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
490 Proto-Minimalism
491 Galoot Up-Date
492 Panty Rap
493 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
494 Are You Hung Up?
495 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
496 Wet T-Shirt Nite
497 Shove It Right In
498 That Evil Prince
499 A Little Green Rosetta
500 I'm A Beautiful Guy
501 America Drinks
502 Yo Cats
503 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
504 The Subcutaneous Peril
505 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
506 Penguin In Bondage
507 The Little March
508 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
509 Black Page, No 2
510 Tell Me You Love Me
511 The White Boy Troubles
512 Nig Biz
513 Cheepnis – Percussion
514 Theme From "Bonanza"
515 Letter From Jeepers
516 Sinister Footwear Ii
517 Tuna Fish Promenade
518 Geneva Farewell
519 Prologue
520 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
521 Bow Tie Daddy
522 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
523 Sleep Dirt
524 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
525 Dead Girls Of London
526 Alley Cat
527 Jumbo Go Away
528 Amnesia Vivace
529 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
530 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
531 Keep It Greasey
532 I’m the Slime
533 Chunga's Revenge
534 Dickie's Such An Asshole
535 Pygmy Twylyte
536 The Mammy Nuns
537 Magic Fingers
538 Kung Fu
539 Cock-Suckers' Ball
540 The Torture Never Stops
541 Would You Go All The Way?
542 No Not Now
543 This Ain't CNN
544 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
545 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
546 God Bless America
547 Memories Of El Monte
548 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
549 Redneck Eats
550 German Lunch
551 Rat Tomago
552 How's Your Bird?
553 Sleeping In A Jar
554 I Ain't Got No Heart
555 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
556 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
557 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
558 Kenny's Booger Story
559 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
560 Zoot Allures
561 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
562 Son Of Orange County
563 The Man From Utopia
564 Make A Jazz Noise Here
565 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
566 Cops & Buns
567 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
568 Anything
569 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
570 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
571 Drums Are Too Noisy
572 Aaawk
573 Truck Driver Divorce
574 Twenty Small Cigars
575 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
576 Get A Little
577 Ship Ahoy
578 Crew Slut
579 Flower Punk
580 Smell My Beard
581 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
582 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
583 Society Pages
584 Soft-Sell Conclusion
585 The Booger Man