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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4 Fifty-Fifty
5 The Uncle Meat Variations
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
9 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
10 Dance Contest
11 Valarie
12 Latex Solar Beef
13 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
14 Cocaine Decisions
15 Dinah-Moe-Hum
16 Billy The Mountain
17 Dinah-Moe Humm
18 Love Story
19 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
20 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
21 Briefcase Boogie
22 Drop Dead
23 Brown Moses
24 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
25 Joe's Garage
26 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
27 Moggio
28 Tink Walks Amok
29 Artificial Rhonda
30 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
31 We Are Not Alone
32 Church Chat
33 Bamboozled By Love
34 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
35 We're Turning Again
36 Hot Rats
37 Kangaroos
38 Any Kind Of Pain
39 Big Leg Emma
40 Pygmy Twylite
41 Goblin Girl
42 Catholic Girls
43 Concentration Moon
44 Teen-Age Prostitute
45 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
46 Nanook Rubs It
47 On The Bus
48 Introduction
49 Time Is Money
50 Call Any Vegetable
51 Montana
52 Inca Roads
53 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
54 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
55 Dancin' Fool
56 Sofa No 2
57 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
58 Dirty Love
59 Porn Wars
60 Harder Than Your Husband
61 Lonely Little Girl
62 Yo' Mama
63 The Blackouts
64 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
65 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
66 The Black Page
67 Bobby Brown Goes Down
68 Lumpy Gravy I
69 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
70 I Come From Nowhere
71 What's New In Baltimore?
72 Stevie's Spanking
73 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
74 You Call That Music?
75 The Blue Light
76 Keep It Greasy
77 Mr Clean
78 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
79 Any Way The Wind Blows
80 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
81 The World's Greatest Sinner
82 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
83 Let's Move To Cleveland
84 Canard Du Jour
85 Father O'Blivion
86 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
87 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
88 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
89 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
90 Teen-Age Wind
91 Little Girl Of Mine
92 Fountain Of Love
93 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
94 Can't Afford No Shoes
95 Montana (Whipping Floss)
96 Whippin' Post
97 How Could I Be Such A Fool
98 Stick It Out
99 I'm A Band Leader
100 Are You Upset?
101 The Dick Kunc Story
102 I Have Been In You
103 Stick Together
104 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
105 Willie The Pimp
106 Cruisin' For Burgers
107 Promiscuous
108 Jewish Princess
109 Later That Night
110 Sleepin' In A Jar
111 Status Back Baby
112 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
113 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
114 Titties & Beer
115 200 Years Old
116 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
117 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
118 Cosmik Debris
119 Watermelon In Easter Hay
120 Stink-Foot
121 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
122 San Ber'dino
123 Charles Ives
124 Bacon Fat
125 Magdalena
126 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
127 T**ties & Beer
128 Babbette
129 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
130 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
131 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
132 Dumb All Over
133 Tears Began To Fall
134 Debra Kadabra
135 Man With The Woman Head
136 Why Don't You Like Me?
137 Cradle Rock
138 Disco Boy
139 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
140 Muffin Man
141 Zomby Woof
142 Manx Needs Women
143 My Head?
144 Dong Work For Yuda
145 Eddie Are You Kidding?
146 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
147 Cheepnis
148 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
149 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
150 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
151 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
152 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
153 Mystery Roach
154 ‘Carved In The Rock’
155 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
156 Hound Dog
157 Every Time I See You
158 In France
159 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
160 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
161 Progress?
162 Agon Interlude
163 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
164 Navanax
165 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
166 Absolutely Free
167 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
168 She Painted Up Her Face
169 Hot Poop
170 No, No Cherry
171 Agency Man
172 If Only She Woulda
173 Ycdtosa6
174 Just One More Time
175 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
176 Black Napkins
177 More Trouble Every Day
178 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
179 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
180 Introcious
181 Sofa
182 Sharleena
183 Drowning Witch
184 Nando
185 Chunga’s Revenge
186 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
187 Jessie Lee
188 Planet Of My Dreams
189 Who Are the Brain Police?
190 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
191 Proto-Minimalism
192 King Kong Igor’s Boogie
193 Galoot Up-Date
194 Panty Rap
195 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
196 Are You Hung Up?
197 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
198 Wet T-Shirt Nite
199 Shove It Right In
200 That Evil Prince
201 A Little Green Rosetta
202 I'm A Beautiful Guy
203 America Drinks
204 Yo Cats
205 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
206 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
207 Penguin In Bondage
208 The Little March
209 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
210 Black Page, No 2
211 Tell Me You Love Me
212 The White Boy Troubles
213 Nig Biz
214 Cheepnis – Percussion
215 Theme From "Bonanza"
216 Letter From Jeepers
217 Sinister Footwear Ii
218 Tuna Fish Promenade
219 It Can’t Happen Here
220 Geneva Farewell
221 Prologue
222 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
223 Bow Tie Daddy
224 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
225 Sleep Dirt
226 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
227 Dead Girls Of London
228 Alley Cat
229 Jumbo Go Away
230 Amnesia Vivace
231 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
232 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
233 Keep It Greasey
234 The Subcutaneous Peril
235 Chunga's Revenge
236 Dickie's Such An Asshole
237 Pygmy Twylyte
238 The Mammy Nuns
239 Magic Fingers
240 Kung Fu
241 Cock-Suckers' Ball
242 The Torture Never Stops
243 Would You Go All The Way?
244 No Not Now
245 This Ain't CNN
246 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
247 Dance Me This
248 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
249 God Bless America
250 Memories Of El Monte
251 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
252 Redneck Eats
253 The 23rd Mondellos
254 German Lunch
255 Rat Tomago
256 How's Your Bird?
257 Sleeping In A Jar
258 I Ain't Got No Heart
259 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
260 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
261 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
262 I’m the Slime
263 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
264 Zoot Allures
265 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
266 Son Of Orange County
267 The Man From Utopia
268 Make A Jazz Noise Here
269 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
270 Cops & Buns
271 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
272 Anything
273 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
274 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
275 Pachuco Gavotte
276 Drums Are Too Noisy
277 Aaawk
278 Truck Driver Divorce
279 Twenty Small Cigars
280 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
281 Justine
282 Get A Little
283 Ship Ahoy
284 Crew Slut
285 Flower Punk
286 Smell My Beard
287 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
288 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
289 Society Pages
290 Soft-Sell Conclusion
291 The Booger Man
292 Kenny's Booger Story
293 King Kong
294 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
295 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
296 Village Of The Sun
297 The Massive Improve'lence
298 Marqueson's Chicken
299 Denny & Froggy Relate
300 Cruising For Burgers
301 The Closer You Are
302 Anyway The Wind Blows
303 Lemme Take You To The Beach
304 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
305 Oh No
306 Wolf Harbor
307 Dummy Up
308 Amen
309 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
310 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
311 Ride My Face To Chicago
312 A Piece Of Contemporary Music
313 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
314 Uncle Meat
315 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
316 Harry, You're A Beast
317 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
318 Sofa #1
319 I Don't Even Care
320 Mother People
321 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
322 Suicide Chump
323 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
324 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
325 The Central Scrutinizer
326 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
327 Jezebel Boy
328 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
329 Meow
330 ‘Choose Your Foot’
331 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
332 Johnny Darling
333 Cheap Thrills
334 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
335 Tiger Roach
336 Wolf Harbor II
337 Easy Meat
338 Amnerika
339 Bwana Dik
340 Electric Aunt Jemima
341 Underground Freak-Out Music
342 Right There
343 The Return Of Hunchback Duke
344 Ya Hozna
345 Mom & Dad
346 Louie Louie
347 Where's Our Equipment?
348 Sofa #2
349 Intro
350 The Duke Of Prunes
351 Your Mouth
352 The Clap
353 Like It Or Not
354 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
355 Carolina
356 Excentrifugal Forz
357 Murder By Numbers
358 City Of Tiny Lights
359 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
360 Phyniox (Take 2)
361 Luigi & The Wise Guys
362 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
363 Wolf Harbor III
364 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
365 Andy
366 Do You Like My New Car?
367 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
368 Ronnie's Booger Story
369 Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
370 Happy Together
371 ?
372 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
373 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
374 Spider Of Destiny
375 If We'd All Been Living In California...
376 Sleazette
377 Approximate
378 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
379 The Duke Regains His Chops
380 The Crab-Grass Baby
381 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
382 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
383 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
384 Apostrophe'
385 Outside Now
386 Flakes
387 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
388 ‘I Heard A Note!’
389 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
390 Sex
391 Packard Goose
392 Wolf Harbor IV
393 Envelops The Bath Tub
394 Big Swifty
395 Mr. Green Genes
396 America Drinks & Goes Home
397 WPLJ
398 Ronnie Sings?
399 Harry, You’re A Beast
400 Harry & Rhonda
401 Deseri
402 The Idiot Bastard Son
403 I'm The Slime
404 White Ugliness
405 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
406 You Are What You Is
407 Uncle Bernie's Farm
408 Florentine Pogen
409 The Dead Girls Of London
410 Little House I Used To Live In
411 Farther O’Blivion
412 Carol, You Fool
413 Uncle Remus
414 Planet Of The Baritone Women
415 Them Or Us
416 Motherly Love
417 Reeny Ra
418 Dew On The Newts We Got
419 Mary Lou
420 I'm Not Satisfied
421 Tinseltown Rebellion
422 Peaches En Regalia
423 Wolf Harbor V
424 Epilogue
425 Canarsie
426 The Mud Shark
427 Our Bizarre Relationship
428 Bobby Brown
429 Valley Girl
430 Room Service
431 Oh NoOrange County Lumber Truck
432 Harry-As-A-Boy
433 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
434 Toad-O Line
435 Baby Snakes
436 Stinkfoot
437 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
438 The Walking Zombie Music
439 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
440 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
441 The Downtown Talent Scout
442 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
443 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
444 Centerville
445 The Nancy & Mary Music
446 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
447 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
448 Didja Get Any Onya?
449 Scum Bag
450 The Dangerous Kitchen
451 Plastic People
452 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
453 Peaches III
454 Goat Polo
455 Farther O'Blivion
456 Charva
457 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
458 Very Distraughtening
459 Rubber Shirt
460 Mondello’s Revenge
461 Help, I'm A Rock
462 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
463 Any Downers?
464 I'm Stealing The Towels
465 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
466 A Token Of My Extreme
467 Po-Jama People
468 The Evil Prince
469 Little Rubber Girl
470 Exercise #4
471 Chana In De Bushwop
472 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
473 Rhymin' Man
474 Jones Crusher
475 The Orange County Lumber Truck
476 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
477 Directly From My Heart To You
478 Love Of My Life
479 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
480 Tiny Sick Tears
481 Penis Dimension
482 Rykoniki
483 Conehead
484 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
485 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
486 The Clap (Chunga’s Revenge)
487 Here Lies Love
488 The Radio Is Broken
489 Beauty Knows No Pain
490 Sweet Leilani
491 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
492 A Vicious Circle
493 Find Her Finer
494 Advance Romance
495 The Florida Airport Tape
496 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
497 The Dog Breath Variations
498 Punky's Whips
499 What Kind Of Girl?
500 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
501 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
502 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
503 Diseases Of The Band
504 No No No
505 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
506 America Drinks And Goes Home
507 Titties 'N' Beer
508 Piano/Drum Duet
509 Piano
510 Fine Girl
511 Dark Water!
512 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
513 The Air
514 Ruthie-Ruthie
515 He's So Gay
516 I'm So Cute
517 Wistful With A Fist-Full
518 Sy Borg
519 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
520 Uncle Rhebus
521 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
522 Cucamonga
523 50, 50
524 The Girl's Dream
525 RDNZL
526 Chocolate Halvah
527 Illinois Enema Bandit
528 When The Lie's So Big
529 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
530 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
531 Phyniox (Take 1)
532 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
533 The Untouchables
534 Stuff Up The Cracks
535 Duke of Prunes
536 Toads Of The Short Forest
537 Pick Me, I'm Clean
538 Calculus
539 Flambay
540 Dio Fa
541 Scene Four: Crew Slut
542 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
543 He Used To Cut The Grass
544 Flowing Inside-Out
545 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
546 Wonderful Wino
547 Won Ton On
548 Janet's Big Dance Number
549 Music From The Big Squeeze
550 Baked-Bean Boogie
551 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
552 Camarillo Brillo
553 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
554 Lonesome Electric Turkey
555 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
556 Pound For A Brown
557 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
558 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
559 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
560 T’Mershi Duween
561 Dog Breath
562 Steal Away
563 Be In My Video
564 Idiot Bastard Son
565 Transylvania Boogie
566 Tyrone Start The Tape…
567 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
568 Doreen
569 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
570 The Voice Of Cheese
571 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
572 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
573 Holding The Group Back
574 You Didn't Try to Call Me
575 Drafted Again
576 Would You Like A Snack?
577 Teenage Wind
578 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
579 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
580 The Illinois Enema Bandit
581 The Groupie Routine
582 Lost In A Whirlpool
583 Dupree’s Paradise
584 City Of Tiny Lites
585 Road Ladies
586 Wild Love
587 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
588 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
589 Well
590 Dear Jeepers
591 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
592 It Can't Happen Here
593 Trouble Every Day
594 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
595 You Didn’t Try To Call Me
596 For The Young Sophisticate
597 Ms. Pinky
598 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
599 We Can Shoot You
600 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
601 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
602 Holiday In Berlin
603 Once Upon a Time
604 A Game Of Cards
605 Heavenly Bank Account
606 Wowie Zowie
607 Telephone Conversation
608 Pumped And Waxed
609 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
610 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy