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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4 Fifty-Fifty
5 The Uncle Meat Variations
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dinah-Moe Humm
9 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
10 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
11 Dance Contest
12 Valarie
13 Latex Solar Beef
14 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
15 Cocaine Decisions
16 Dinah-Moe-Hum
17 Billy The Mountain
18 Love Story
19 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
20 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
21 Drop Dead
22 Briefcase Boogie
23 Brown Moses
24 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
25 Joe's Garage
26 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
27 Moggio
28 Tink Walks Amok
29 Artificial Rhonda
30 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
31 We Are Not Alone
32 Church Chat
33 Bamboozled By Love
34 We're Turning Again
35 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
36 Hot Rats
37 Kangaroos
38 Big Leg Emma
39 Pygmy Twylite
40 Any Kind Of Pain
41 Goblin Girl
42 Catholic Girls
43 Concentration Moon
44 Teen-Age Prostitute
45 Nanook Rubs It
46 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
47 On The Bus
48 Introduction
49 Time Is Money
50 Call Any Vegetable
51 Montana
52 Inca Roads
53 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
54 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
55 Dancin' Fool
56 Sofa No 2
57 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
58 Dirty Love
59 Porn Wars
60 Harder Than Your Husband
61 Manx Needs Women
62 My Head?
63 Dong Work For Yuda
64 Eddie Are You Kidding?
65 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
66 Muffin Man
67 Zomby Woof
68 Yo' Mama
69 The Blackouts
70 Lonely Little Girl
71 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
72 The Black Page
73 Bobby Brown Goes Down
74 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
75 Lumpy Gravy I
76 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
77 I Come From Nowhere
78 What's New In Baltimore?
79 Stevie's Spanking
80 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
81 You Call That Music?
82 The Blue Light
83 Keep It Greasy
84 Mr Clean
85 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
86 Any Way The Wind Blows
87 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
88 The World's Greatest Sinner
89 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
90 Father O'Blivion
91 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
92 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
93 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
94 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
95 Teen-Age Wind
96 Let's Move To Cleveland
97 Canard Du Jour
98 Little Girl Of Mine
99 Fountain Of Love
100 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
101 Can't Afford No Shoes
102 Montana (Whipping Floss)
103 Whippin' Post
104 How Could I Be Such A Fool
105 Stick It Out
106 I'm A Band Leader
107 Are You Upset?
108 I Have Been In You
109 Stick Together
110 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
111 Willie The Pimp
112 The Dick Kunc Story
113 Cruisin' For Burgers
114 Promiscuous
115 Jewish Princess
116 Later That Night
117 Sleepin' In A Jar
118 Status Back Baby
119 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
120 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
121 Titties & Beer
122 200 Years Old
123 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
124 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
125 Cosmik Debris
126 Watermelon In Easter Hay
127 Stink-Foot
128 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
129 San Ber'dino
130 Charles Ives
131 Bacon Fat
132 Magdalena
133 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
134 T**ties & Beer
135 Babbette
136 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
137 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
138 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
139 Dumb All Over
140 Tears Began To Fall
141 Debra Kadabra
142 Why Don't You Like Me?
143 Cradle Rock
144 Disco Boy
145 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
146 Man With The Woman Head
147 The Groupie Routine
148 Lost In A Whirlpool
149 Dupree’s Paradise
150 City Of Tiny Lites
151 Road Ladies
152 Wild Love
153 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
154 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
155 Well
156 Dear Jeepers
157 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
158 It Can't Happen Here
159 Trouble Every Day
160 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
161 For The Young Sophisticate
162 Ms. Pinky
163 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
164 We Can Shoot You
165 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
166 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
167 Holiday In Berlin
168 Once Upon a Time
169 A Game Of Cards
170 Heavenly Bank Account
171 Wowie Zowie
172 Telephone Conversation
173 Pumped And Waxed
174 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
175 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
176 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
177 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
178 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
179 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
180 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
181 Mystery Roach
182 ‘Carved In The Rock’
183 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
184 Hound Dog
185 Every Time I See You
186 In France
187 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
188 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
189 Progress?
190 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
191 Navanax
192 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
193 Absolutely Free
194 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
195 She Painted Up Her Face
196 Hot Poop
197 No, No Cherry
198 Agency Man
199 If Only She Woulda
200 Ycdtosa6
201 Just One More Time
202 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
203 Black Napkins
204 Cheepnis
205 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
206 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
207 Introcious
208 Sofa
209 Sharleena
210 Drowning Witch
211 Nando
212 Chunga’s Revenge
213 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
214 Jessie Lee
215 Planet Of My Dreams
216 Who Are the Brain Police?
217 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
218 Proto-Minimalism
219 Galoot Up-Date
220 Panty Rap
221 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
222 Are You Hung Up?
223 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
224 Wet T-Shirt Nite
225 Shove It Right In
226 That Evil Prince
227 A Little Green Rosetta
228 I'm A Beautiful Guy
229 America Drinks
230 Yo Cats
231 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
232 More Trouble Every Day
233 Penguin In Bondage
234 The Little March
235 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
236 Black Page, No 2
237 Tell Me You Love Me
238 The White Boy Troubles
239 Nig Biz
240 Cheepnis – Percussion
241 Theme From "Bonanza"
242 Letter From Jeepers
243 Sinister Footwear Ii
244 Tuna Fish Promenade
245 Geneva Farewell
246 Prologue
247 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
248 Bow Tie Daddy
249 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
250 Sleep Dirt
251 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
252 Dead Girls Of London
253 Alley Cat
254 Jumbo Go Away
255 Amnesia Vivace
256 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
257 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
258 Keep It Greasey
259 The Subcutaneous Peril
260 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
261 Pygmy Twylyte
262 The Mammy Nuns
263 Magic Fingers
264 Kung Fu
265 Cock-Suckers' Ball
266 The Torture Never Stops
267 Would You Go All The Way?
268 No Not Now
269 This Ain't CNN
270 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
271 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
272 God Bless America
273 Memories Of El Monte
274 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
275 Redneck Eats
276 German Lunch
277 Rat Tomago
278 How's Your Bird?
279 Sleeping In A Jar
280 I Ain't Got No Heart
281 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
282 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
283 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
284 I’m the Slime
285 Chunga's Revenge
286 Dickie's Such An Asshole
287 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
288 Son Of Orange County
289 The Man From Utopia
290 Make A Jazz Noise Here
291 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
292 Cops & Buns
293 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
294 Anything
295 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
296 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
297 Drums Are Too Noisy
298 Aaawk
299 Truck Driver Divorce
300 Twenty Small Cigars
301 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
302 Get A Little
303 Ship Ahoy
304 Crew Slut
305 Flower Punk
306 Smell My Beard
307 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
308 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
309 Society Pages
310 Soft-Sell Conclusion
311 The Booger Man
312 Kenny's Booger Story
313 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
314 Zoot Allures
315 Village Of The Sun
316 The Massive Improve'lence
317 Marqueson's Chicken
318 Denny & Froggy Relate
319 Cruising For Burgers
320 The Closer You Are
321 Anyway The Wind Blows
322 Lemme Take You To The Beach
323 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
324 Oh No
325 Dummy Up
326 Amen
327 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
328 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
329 Ride My Face To Chicago
330 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
331 Uncle Meat
332 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
333 Harry, You're A Beast
334 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
335 Sofa #1
336 I Don't Even Care
337 Mother People
338 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
339 Suicide Chump
340 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
341 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
342 The Central Scrutinizer
343 King Kong
344 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
345 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
346 Jezebel Boy
347 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
348 Meow
349 ‘Choose Your Foot’
350 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
351 Johnny Darling
352 Cheap Thrills
353 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
354 Tiger Roach
355 Easy Meat
356 Amnerika
357 Bwana Dik
358 Electric Aunt Jemima
359 Underground Freak-Out Music
360 Right There
361 Ya Hozna
362 Mom & Dad
363 Louie Louie
364 Where's Our Equipment?
365 Sofa #2
366 Intro
367 The Duke Of Prunes
368 Your Mouth
369 The Clap
370 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
371 Carolina
372 Excentrifugal Forz
373 Murder By Numbers
374 City Of Tiny Lights
375 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
376 Phyniox (Take 2)
377 Luigi & The Wise Guys
378 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
379 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
380 Andy
381 Do You Like My New Car?
382 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
383 Ronnie's Booger Story
384 Happy Together
385 ?
386 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
387 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
388 Spider Of Destiny
389 If We'd All Been Living In California...
390 Sleazette
391 Approximate
392 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
393 The Duke Regains His Chops
394 The Crab-Grass Baby
395 Like It Or Not
396 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
397 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
398 Apostrophe'
399 Outside Now
400 Flakes
401 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
402 ‘I Heard A Note!’
403 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
404 Sex
405 Packard Goose
406 Envelops The Bath Tub
407 Big Swifty
408 Mr. Green Genes
409 America Drinks & Goes Home
410 WPLJ
411 Ronnie Sings?
412 Harry & Rhonda
413 Deseri
414 The Idiot Bastard Son
415 I'm The Slime
416 White Ugliness
417 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
418 You Are What You Is
419 Uncle Bernie's Farm
420 Florentine Pogen
421 The Dead Girls Of London
422 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
423 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
424 Farther O’Blivion
425 Carol, You Fool
426 Uncle Remus
427 Planet Of The Baritone Women
428 Them Or Us
429 Motherly Love
430 Reeny Ra
431 Dew On The Newts We Got
432 Mary Lou
433 I'm Not Satisfied
434 Tinseltown Rebellion
435 Peaches En Regalia
436 Epilogue
437 Canarsie
438 The Mud Shark
439 Our Bizarre Relationship
440 Bobby Brown
441 Valley Girl
442 Room Service
443 Harry-As-A-Boy
444 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
445 Toad-O Line
446 Baby Snakes
447 Stinkfoot
448 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
449 The Walking Zombie Music
450 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
451 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
452 Little House I Used To Live In
453 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
454 Centerville
455 The Nancy & Mary Music
456 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
457 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
458 Didja Get Any Onya?
459 Scum Bag
460 The Dangerous Kitchen
461 Plastic People
462 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
463 Peaches III
464 Farther O'Blivion
465 Charva
466 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
467 Very Distraughtening
468 Rubber Shirt
469 Help, I'm A Rock
470 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
471 Any Downers?
472 I'm Stealing The Towels
473 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
474 A Token Of My Extreme
475 Po-Jama People
476 The Downtown Talent Scout
477 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
478 Little Rubber Girl
479 Exercise #4
480 Chana In De Bushwop
481 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
482 Rhymin' Man
483 Jones Crusher
484 The Orange County Lumber Truck
485 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
486 Directly From My Heart To You
487 Love Of My Life
488 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
489 Tiny Sick Tears
490 Penis Dimension
491 Conehead
492 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
493 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
494 Here Lies Love
495 The Radio Is Broken
496 Beauty Knows No Pain
497 Sweet Leilani
498 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
499 A Vicious Circle
500 Find Her Finer
501 Advance Romance
502 The Evil Prince
503 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
504 The Dog Breath Variations
505 Punky's Whips
506 What Kind Of Girl?
507 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
508 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
509 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
510 Diseases Of The Band
511 No No No
512 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
513 America Drinks And Goes Home
514 Titties 'N' Beer
515 Piano/Drum Duet
516 Fine Girl
517 Dark Water!
518 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
519 The Air
520 Ruthie-Ruthie
521 He's So Gay
522 I'm So Cute
523 Wistful With A Fist-Full
524 Sy Borg
525 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
526 Uncle Rhebus
527 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
528 Cucamonga
529 The Florida Airport Tape
530 RDNZL
531 Chocolate Halvah
532 Illinois Enema Bandit
533 When The Lie's So Big
534 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
535 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
536 Phyniox (Take 1)
537 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
538 The Untouchables
539 Stuff Up The Cracks
540 Duke of Prunes
541 Toads Of The Short Forest
542 Pick Me, I'm Clean
543 Flambay
544 Dio Fa
545 Scene Four: Crew Slut
546 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
547 He Used To Cut The Grass
548 Flowing Inside-Out
549 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
550 Wonderful Wino
551 Won Ton On
552 Janet's Big Dance Number
553 Music From The Big Squeeze
554 Baked-Bean Boogie
555 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
556 50, 50
557 The Girl's Dream
558 Lonesome Electric Turkey
559 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
560 Pound For A Brown
561 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
562 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
563 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
564 T’Mershi Duween
565 Dog Breath
566 Steal Away
567 Be In My Video
568 Idiot Bastard Son
569 Transylvania Boogie
570 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
571 Doreen
572 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
573 The Voice Of Cheese
574 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
575 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
576 Holding The Group Back
577 You Didn't Try to Call Me
578 Drafted Again
579 Would You Like A Snack?
580 Teenage Wind
581 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
582 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
583 The Illinois Enema Bandit
584 Camarillo Brillo
585 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth