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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Billy The Mountain
9 Dinah-Moe-Hum
10 Dinah-Moe Humm
11 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
12 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
13 Valarie
14 Dance Contest
15 Latex Solar Beef
16 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
17 Cocaine Decisions
18 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
19 We Are Not Alone
20 Bamboozled By Love
21 Church Chat
22 Love Story
23 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
24 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
25 Briefcase Boogie
26 Drop Dead
27 Brown Moses
28 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
29 Joe's Garage
30 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
31 Moggio
32 Tink Walks Amok
33 Artificial Rhonda
34 Dancin' Fool
35 Sofa No 2
36 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
37 Dirty Love
38 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
39 Porn Wars
40 Harder Than Your Husband
41 We're Turning Again
42 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
43 Hot Rats
44 Kangaroos
45 Big Leg Emma
46 Pygmy Twylite
47 Any Kind Of Pain
48 Goblin Girl
49 Catholic Girls
50 Concentration Moon
51 Teen-Age Prostitute
52 Nanook Rubs It
53 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
54 Introduction
55 On The Bus
56 Call Any Vegetable
57 Montana
58 Time Is Money
59 Inca Roads
60 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
61 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
62 Cosmik Debris
63 Watermelon In Easter Hay
64 Stink-Foot
65 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
66 San Ber'dino
67 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
68 Magdalena
69 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
70 T**ties & Beer
71 Babbette
72 Charles Ives
73 Bacon Fat
74 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
75 Dumb All Over
76 Tears Began To Fall
77 Debra Kadabra
78 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
79 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
80 Disco Boy
81 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
82 Man With The Woman Head
83 Why Don't You Like Me?
84 Cradle Rock
85 Eddie Are You Kidding?
86 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
87 Muffin Man
88 Zomby Woof
89 Manx Needs Women
90 My Head?
91 Dong Work For Yuda
92 The Blackouts
93 Lonely Little Girl
94 Yo' Mama
95 The Black Page
96 Bobby Brown Goes Down
97 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
98 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
99 What's New In Baltimore?
100 Lumpy Gravy I
101 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
102 I Come From Nowhere
103 Stevie's Spanking
104 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
105 You Call That Music?
106 The Blue Light
107 Keep It Greasy
108 Mr Clean
109 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
110 Any Way The Wind Blows
111 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
112 The World's Greatest Sinner
113 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
114 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
115 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
116 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
117 Teen-Age Wind
118 Let's Move To Cleveland
119 Canard Du Jour
120 Father O'Blivion
121 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
122 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
123 Can't Afford No Shoes
124 Little Girl Of Mine
125 Fountain Of Love
126 Stick It Out
127 I'm A Band Leader
128 Are You Upset?
129 Montana (Whipping Floss)
130 Whippin' Post
131 How Could I Be Such A Fool
132 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
133 Willie The Pimp
134 The Dick Kunc Story
135 I Have Been In You
136 Stick Together
137 Sleepin' In A Jar
138 Status Back Baby
139 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
140 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
141 Titties & Beer
142 200 Years Old
143 Cruisin' For Burgers
144 Promiscuous
145 Jewish Princess
146 Later That Night
147 Penis Dimension
148 Conehead
149 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
150 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
151 Here Lies Love
152 The Radio Is Broken
153 Beauty Knows No Pain
154 Sweet Leilani
155 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
156 A Vicious Circle
157 Find Her Finer
158 Advance Romance
159 The Evil Prince
160 Little Rubber Girl
161 Exercise #4
162 Chana In De Bushwop
163 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
164 Rhymin' Man
165 Jones Crusher
166 The Orange County Lumber Truck
167 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
168 Directly From My Heart To You
169 Love Of My Life
170 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
171 Tiny Sick Tears
172 Piano/Drum Duet
173 Fine Girl
174 Dark Water!
175 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
176 The Air
177 Ruthie-Ruthie
178 He's So Gay
179 I'm So Cute
180 Wistful With A Fist-Full
181 Sy Borg
182 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
183 Uncle Rhebus
184 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
185 Cucamonga
186 The Florida Airport Tape
187 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
188 The Dog Breath Variations
189 Punky's Whips
190 What Kind Of Girl?
191 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
192 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
193 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
194 Diseases Of The Band
195 No No No
196 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
197 America Drinks And Goes Home
198 Titties 'N' Beer
199 Pick Me, I'm Clean
200 Flambay
201 Dio Fa
202 Scene Four: Crew Slut
203 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
204 He Used To Cut The Grass
205 Flowing Inside-Out
206 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
207 Wonderful Wino
208 Won Ton On
209 Janet's Big Dance Number
210 Music From The Big Squeeze
211 Baked-Bean Boogie
212 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
213 50, 50
214 The Girl's Dream
215 RDNZL
216 Chocolate Halvah
217 Illinois Enema Bandit
218 When The Lie's So Big
219 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
220 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
221 Phyniox (Take 1)
222 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
223 The Untouchables
224 Stuff Up The Cracks
225 Duke of Prunes
226 Toads Of The Short Forest
227 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
228 Doreen
229 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
230 The Voice Of Cheese
231 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
232 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
233 Holding The Group Back
234 You Didn't Try to Call Me
235 Drafted Again
236 Would You Like A Snack?
237 Teenage Wind
238 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
239 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
240 The Illinois Enema Bandit
241 Camarillo Brillo
242 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
243 Lonesome Electric Turkey
244 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
245 Pound For A Brown
246 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
247 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
248 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
249 T’Mershi Duween
250 Dog Breath
251 Steal Away
252 Be In My Video
253 Idiot Bastard Son
254 Transylvania Boogie
255 Trouble Every Day
256 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
257 For The Young Sophisticate
258 Ms. Pinky
259 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
260 We Can Shoot You
261 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
262 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
263 Holiday In Berlin
264 Once Upon a Time
265 A Game Of Cards
266 Heavenly Bank Account
267 Wowie Zowie
268 Telephone Conversation
269 Pumped And Waxed
270 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
271 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
272 The Groupie Routine
273 Lost In A Whirlpool
274 Dupree’s Paradise
275 City Of Tiny Lites
276 Road Ladies
277 Wild Love
278 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
279 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
280 Well
281 Dear Jeepers
282 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
283 It Can't Happen Here
284 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
285 Progress?
286 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
287 Navanax
288 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
289 Absolutely Free
290 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
291 She Painted Up Her Face
292 Hot Poop
293 No, No Cherry
294 Agency Man
295 If Only She Woulda
296 Ycdtosa6
297 Just One More Time
298 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
299 Black Napkins
300 Cheepnis
301 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
302 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
303 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
304 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
305 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
306 Mystery Roach
307 ‘Carved In The Rock’
308 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
309 Hound Dog
310 Every Time I See You
311 In France
312 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
313 Who Are the Brain Police?
314 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
315 Proto-Minimalism
316 Galoot Up-Date
317 Panty Rap
318 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
319 Are You Hung Up?
320 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
321 Wet T-Shirt Nite
322 Shove It Right In
323 That Evil Prince
324 A Little Green Rosetta
325 I'm A Beautiful Guy
326 America Drinks
327 Yo Cats
328 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
329 More Trouble Every Day
330 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
331 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
332 Introcious
333 Sofa
334 Sharleena
335 Drowning Witch
336 Nando
337 Chunga’s Revenge
338 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
339 Jessie Lee
340 Planet Of My Dreams
341 Tuna Fish Promenade
342 Geneva Farewell
343 Prologue
344 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
345 Bow Tie Daddy
346 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
347 Sleep Dirt
348 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
349 Dead Girls Of London
350 Alley Cat
351 Jumbo Go Away
352 Amnesia Vivace
353 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
354 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
355 Keep It Greasey
356 The Subcutaneous Peril
357 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
358 Penguin In Bondage
359 The Little March
360 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
361 Black Page, No 2
362 Tell Me You Love Me
363 The White Boy Troubles
364 Nig Biz
365 Cheepnis – Percussion
366 Theme From "Bonanza"
367 Letter From Jeepers
368 Sinister Footwear Ii
369 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
370 Redneck Eats
371 German Lunch
372 Rat Tomago
373 How's Your Bird?
374 Sleeping In A Jar
375 I Ain't Got No Heart
376 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
377 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
378 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
379 I’m the Slime
380 Chunga's Revenge
381 Dickie's Such An Asshole
382 Pygmy Twylyte
383 The Mammy Nuns
384 Magic Fingers
385 Kung Fu
386 Cock-Suckers' Ball
387 The Torture Never Stops
388 Would You Go All The Way?
389 No Not Now
390 This Ain't CNN
391 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
392 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
393 God Bless America
394 Memories Of El Monte
395 Truck Driver Divorce
396 Twenty Small Cigars
397 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
398 Get A Little
399 Ship Ahoy
400 Crew Slut
401 Flower Punk
402 Smell My Beard
403 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
404 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
405 Society Pages
406 Soft-Sell Conclusion
407 The Booger Man
408 Kenny's Booger Story
409 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
410 Zoot Allures
411 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
412 Son Of Orange County
413 The Man From Utopia
414 Make A Jazz Noise Here
415 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
416 Cops & Buns
417 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
418 Anything
419 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
420 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
421 Drums Are Too Noisy
422 Aaawk
423 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
424 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
425 Ride My Face To Chicago
426 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
427 Uncle Meat
428 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
429 Harry, You're A Beast
430 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
431 Sofa #1
432 I Don't Even Care
433 Mother People
434 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
435 Suicide Chump
436 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
437 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
438 The Central Scrutinizer
439 King Kong
440 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
441 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
442 Village Of The Sun
443 The Massive Improve'lence
444 Marqueson's Chicken
445 Denny & Froggy Relate
446 Cruising For Burgers
447 The Closer You Are
448 Anyway The Wind Blows
449 Lemme Take You To The Beach
450 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
451 Oh No
452 Dummy Up
453 Amen
454 Amnerika
455 Bwana Dik
456 Electric Aunt Jemima
457 Underground Freak-Out Music
458 Right There
459 Ya Hozna
460 Mom & Dad
461 Louie Louie
462 Where's Our Equipment?
463 Sofa #2
464 Intro
465 The Duke Of Prunes
466 Your Mouth
467 The Clap
468 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
469 Jezebel Boy
470 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
471 Meow
472 ‘Choose Your Foot’
473 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
474 Johnny Darling
475 Cheap Thrills
476 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
477 Tiger Roach
478 Easy Meat
479 Andy
480 Do You Like My New Car?
481 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
482 Ronnie's Booger Story
483 Happy Together
484 ?
485 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
486 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
487 Spider Of Destiny
488 If We'd All Been Living In California...
489 Sleazette
490 Approximate
491 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
492 The Duke Regains His Chops
493 The Crab-Grass Baby
494 Like It Or Not
495 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
496 Carolina
497 Excentrifugal Forz
498 Murder By Numbers
499 City Of Tiny Lights
500 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
501 Phyniox (Take 2)
502 Luigi & The Wise Guys
503 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
504 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
505 Envelops The Bath Tub
506 Big Swifty
507 Mr. Green Genes
508 America Drinks & Goes Home
509 WPLJ
510 Ronnie Sings?
511 Harry & Rhonda
512 Deseri
513 The Idiot Bastard Son
514 I'm The Slime
515 White Ugliness
516 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
517 You Are What You Is
518 Uncle Bernie's Farm
519 Florentine Pogen
520 The Dead Girls Of London
521 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
522 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
523 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
524 Apostrophe'
525 Outside Now
526 Flakes
527 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
528 ‘I Heard A Note!’
529 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
530 Sex
531 Packard Goose
532 Epilogue
533 Canarsie
534 The Mud Shark
535 Our Bizarre Relationship
536 Bobby Brown
537 Valley Girl
538 Room Service
539 Harry-As-A-Boy
540 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
541 Toad-O Line
542 Baby Snakes
543 Stinkfoot
544 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
545 The Walking Zombie Music
546 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
547 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
548 Little House I Used To Live In
549 Farther O’Blivion
550 Carol, You Fool
551 Uncle Remus
552 Planet Of The Baritone Women
553 Them Or Us
554 Motherly Love
555 Reeny Ra
556 Dew On The Newts We Got
557 Mary Lou
558 I'm Not Satisfied
559 Tinseltown Rebellion
560 Peaches En Regalia
561 Farther O'Blivion
562 Charva
563 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
564 Very Distraughtening
565 Rubber Shirt
566 Help, I'm A Rock
567 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
568 Any Downers?
569 I'm Stealing The Towels
570 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
571 A Token Of My Extreme
572 Po-Jama People
573 The Downtown Talent Scout
574 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
575 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
576 Centerville
577 The Nancy & Mary Music
578 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
579 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
580 Didja Get Any Onya?
581 Scum Bag
582 The Dangerous Kitchen
583 Plastic People
584 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
585 Peaches III