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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 The Uncle Meat Variations
4 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
5 Fifty-Fifty
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dinah-Moe Humm
9 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
10 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
11 Dance Contest
12 Valarie
13 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
14 Latex Solar Beef
15 Cocaine Decisions
16 Billy The Mountain
17 Dinah-Moe-Hum
18 Bamboozled By Love
19 Church Chat
20 Love Story
21 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
22 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
23 Briefcase Boogie
24 Drop Dead
25 Brown Moses
26 Joe's Garage
27 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
28 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
29 Moggio
30 Tink Walks Amok
31 Artificial Rhonda
32 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
33 We Are Not Alone
34 Dirty Love
35 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
36 Harder Than Your Husband
37 Porn Wars
38 We're Turning Again
39 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
40 Hot Rats
41 Kangaroos
42 Any Kind Of Pain
43 Big Leg Emma
44 Pygmy Twylite
45 Catholic Girls
46 Concentration Moon
47 Goblin Girl
48 Teen-Age Prostitute
49 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
50 Nanook Rubs It
51 Introduction
52 On The Bus
53 Montana
54 Time Is Money
55 Call Any Vegetable
56 Inca Roads
57 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
58 Dancin' Fool
59 Sofa No 2
60 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
61 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
62 Dumb All Over
63 Tears Began To Fall
64 Debra Kadabra
65 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
66 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
67 Disco Boy
68 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
69 Man With The Woman Head
70 Why Don't You Like Me?
71 Cradle Rock
72 Eddie Are You Kidding?
73 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
74 Muffin Man
75 Zomby Woof
76 Manx Needs Women
77 My Head?
78 Dong Work For Yuda
79 The Blackouts
80 Lonely Little Girl
81 Yo' Mama
82 The Black Page
83 Bobby Brown Goes Down
84 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
85 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
86 What's New In Baltimore?
87 Lumpy Gravy I
88 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
89 I Come From Nowhere
90 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
91 You Call That Music?
92 The Blue Light
93 Keep It Greasy
94 Stevie's Spanking
95 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
96 Any Way The Wind Blows
97 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
98 Mr Clean
99 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
100 The World's Greatest Sinner
101 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
102 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
103 Teen-Age Wind
104 Let's Move To Cleveland
105 Canard Du Jour
106 Father O'Blivion
107 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
108 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
109 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
110 Can't Afford No Shoes
111 Little Girl Of Mine
112 Fountain Of Love
113 Stick It Out
114 I'm A Band Leader
115 Are You Upset?
116 Montana (Whipping Floss)
117 Whippin' Post
118 How Could I Be Such A Fool
119 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
120 Willie The Pimp
121 The Dick Kunc Story
122 I Have Been In You
123 Stick Together
124 Status Back Baby
125 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
126 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
127 Titties & Beer
128 200 Years Old
129 Cruisin' For Burgers
130 Promiscuous
131 Jewish Princess
132 Later That Night
133 Sleepin' In A Jar
134 Cosmik Debris
135 Watermelon In Easter Hay
136 Stink-Foot
137 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
138 San Ber'dino
139 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
140 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
141 Magdalena
142 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
143 T**ties & Beer
144 Babbette
145 Charles Ives
146 Bacon Fat
147 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
148 He Used To Cut The Grass
149 Flowing Inside-Out
150 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
151 Wonderful Wino
152 Won Ton On
153 Janet's Big Dance Number
154 Music From The Big Squeeze
155 Baked-Bean Boogie
156 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
157 50, 50
158 The Girl's Dream
159 RDNZL
160 Chocolate Halvah
161 Illinois Enema Bandit
162 When The Lie's So Big
163 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
164 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
165 Phyniox (Take 1)
166 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
167 The Untouchables
168 Stuff Up The Cracks
169 Duke of Prunes
170 Toads Of The Short Forest
171 Pick Me, I'm Clean
172 Flambay
173 Dio Fa
174 Scene Four: Crew Slut
175 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
176 The Voice Of Cheese
177 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
178 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
179 Holding The Group Back
180 You Didn't Try to Call Me
181 Drafted Again
182 Would You Like A Snack?
183 Teenage Wind
184 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
185 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
186 The Illinois Enema Bandit
187 Camarillo Brillo
188 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
189 Lonesome Electric Turkey
190 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
191 Pound For A Brown
192 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
193 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
194 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
195 T’Mershi Duween
196 Dog Breath
197 Steal Away
198 Be In My Video
199 Idiot Bastard Son
200 Transylvania Boogie
201 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
202 Doreen
203 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
204 We Can Shoot You
205 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
206 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
207 Holiday In Berlin
208 Once Upon a Time
209 A Game Of Cards
210 Heavenly Bank Account
211 Wowie Zowie
212 Telephone Conversation
213 Pumped And Waxed
214 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
215 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
216 The Groupie Routine
217 Lost In A Whirlpool
218 Dupree’s Paradise
219 City Of Tiny Lites
220 Road Ladies
221 Wild Love
222 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
223 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
224 Well
225 Dear Jeepers
226 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
227 It Can't Happen Here
228 Trouble Every Day
229 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
230 For The Young Sophisticate
231 Ms. Pinky
232 Navanax
233 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
234 Absolutely Free
235 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
236 She Painted Up Her Face
237 Hot Poop
238 No, No Cherry
239 Agency Man
240 If Only She Woulda
241 Ycdtosa6
242 Just One More Time
243 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
244 Black Napkins
245 Cheepnis
246 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
247 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
248 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
249 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
250 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
251 Mystery Roach
252 ‘Carved In The Rock’
253 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
254 Hound Dog
255 Every Time I See You
256 In France
257 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
258 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
259 Progress?
260 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
261 Panty Rap
262 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
263 Are You Hung Up?
264 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
265 Wet T-Shirt Nite
266 Shove It Right In
267 That Evil Prince
268 A Little Green Rosetta
269 I'm A Beautiful Guy
270 America Drinks
271 Yo Cats
272 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
273 More Trouble Every Day
274 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
275 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
276 Introcious
277 Sofa
278 Sharleena
279 Drowning Witch
280 Nando
281 Chunga’s Revenge
282 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
283 Jessie Lee
284 Planet Of My Dreams
285 Who Are the Brain Police?
286 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
287 Proto-Minimalism
288 Galoot Up-Date
289 Geneva Farewell
290 Prologue
291 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
292 Bow Tie Daddy
293 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
294 Sleep Dirt
295 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
296 Dead Girls Of London
297 Alley Cat
298 Jumbo Go Away
299 Amnesia Vivace
300 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
301 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
302 Keep It Greasey
303 The Subcutaneous Peril
304 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
305 Penguin In Bondage
306 The Little March
307 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
308 Black Page, No 2
309 Tell Me You Love Me
310 The White Boy Troubles
311 Nig Biz
312 Cheepnis – Percussion
313 Theme From "Bonanza"
314 Letter From Jeepers
315 Sinister Footwear Ii
316 Tuna Fish Promenade
317 German Lunch
318 Rat Tomago
319 How's Your Bird?
320 Sleeping In A Jar
321 I Ain't Got No Heart
322 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
323 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
324 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
325 I’m the Slime
326 Chunga's Revenge
327 Dickie's Such An Asshole
328 Pygmy Twylyte
329 The Mammy Nuns
330 Magic Fingers
331 Kung Fu
332 Cock-Suckers' Ball
333 The Torture Never Stops
334 Would You Go All The Way?
335 No Not Now
336 This Ain't CNN
337 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
338 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
339 God Bless America
340 Memories Of El Monte
341 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
342 Redneck Eats
343 Get A Little
344 Ship Ahoy
345 Crew Slut
346 Flower Punk
347 Smell My Beard
348 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
349 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
350 Society Pages
351 Soft-Sell Conclusion
352 The Booger Man
353 Kenny's Booger Story
354 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
355 Zoot Allures
356 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
357 Son Of Orange County
358 The Man From Utopia
359 Make A Jazz Noise Here
360 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
361 Cops & Buns
362 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
363 Anything
364 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
365 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
366 Drums Are Too Noisy
367 Aaawk
368 Truck Driver Divorce
369 Twenty Small Cigars
370 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
371 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
372 Uncle Meat
373 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
374 Harry, You're A Beast
375 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
376 Sofa #1
377 I Don't Even Care
378 Mother People
379 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
380 Suicide Chump
381 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
382 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
383 The Central Scrutinizer
384 King Kong
385 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
386 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
387 Village Of The Sun
388 The Massive Improve'lence
389 Marqueson's Chicken
390 Denny & Froggy Relate
391 Cruising For Burgers
392 The Closer You Are
393 Anyway The Wind Blows
394 Lemme Take You To The Beach
395 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
396 Oh No
397 Dummy Up
398 Amen
399 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
400 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
401 Ride My Face To Chicago
402 Right There
403 Ya Hozna
404 Mom & Dad
405 Louie Louie
406 Where's Our Equipment?
407 Sofa #2
408 Intro
409 The Duke Of Prunes
410 Your Mouth
411 The Clap
412 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
413 Jezebel Boy
414 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
415 Meow
416 ‘Choose Your Foot’
417 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
418 Johnny Darling
419 Cheap Thrills
420 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
421 Tiger Roach
422 Easy Meat
423 Amnerika
424 Bwana Dik
425 Electric Aunt Jemima
426 Underground Freak-Out Music
427 Ronnie's Booger Story
428 Happy Together
429 ?
430 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
431 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
432 Spider Of Destiny
433 If We'd All Been Living In California...
434 Sleazette
435 Approximate
436 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
437 The Duke Regains His Chops
438 The Crab-Grass Baby
439 Like It Or Not
440 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
441 Carolina
442 Excentrifugal Forz
443 Murder By Numbers
444 City Of Tiny Lights
445 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
446 Phyniox (Take 2)
447 Luigi & The Wise Guys
448 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
449 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
450 Andy
451 Do You Like My New Car?
452 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
453 Ronnie Sings?
454 Harry & Rhonda
455 Deseri
456 The Idiot Bastard Son
457 I'm The Slime
458 White Ugliness
459 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
460 You Are What You Is
461 Uncle Bernie's Farm
462 Florentine Pogen
463 The Dead Girls Of London
464 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
465 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
466 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
467 Apostrophe'
468 Outside Now
469 Flakes
470 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
471 ‘I Heard A Note!’
472 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
473 Sex
474 Packard Goose
475 Envelops The Bath Tub
476 Big Swifty
477 Mr. Green Genes
478 America Drinks & Goes Home
479 WPLJ
480 Valley Girl
481 Room Service
482 Harry-As-A-Boy
483 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
484 Toad-O Line
485 Baby Snakes
486 Stinkfoot
487 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
488 The Walking Zombie Music
489 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
490 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
491 Little House I Used To Live In
492 Farther O’Blivion
493 Carol, You Fool
494 Uncle Remus
495 Planet Of The Baritone Women
496 Them Or Us
497 Motherly Love
498 Reeny Ra
499 Dew On The Newts We Got
500 Mary Lou
501 I'm Not Satisfied
502 Tinseltown Rebellion
503 Peaches En Regalia
504 Epilogue
505 Canarsie
506 The Mud Shark
507 Our Bizarre Relationship
508 Bobby Brown
509 Very Distraughtening
510 Rubber Shirt
511 Help, I'm A Rock
512 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
513 Any Downers?
514 I'm Stealing The Towels
515 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
516 A Token Of My Extreme
517 Po-Jama People
518 The Downtown Talent Scout
519 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
520 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
521 Centerville
522 The Nancy & Mary Music
523 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
524 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
525 Didja Get Any Onya?
526 Scum Bag
527 The Dangerous Kitchen
528 Plastic People
529 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
530 Peaches III
531 Farther O'Blivion
532 Charva
533 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
534 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
535 Here Lies Love
536 The Radio Is Broken
537 Beauty Knows No Pain
538 Sweet Leilani
539 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
540 A Vicious Circle
541 Find Her Finer
542 Advance Romance
543 The Evil Prince
544 Little Rubber Girl
545 Exercise #4
546 Chana In De Bushwop
547 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
548 Rhymin' Man
549 Jones Crusher
550 The Orange County Lumber Truck
551 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
552 Directly From My Heart To You
553 Love Of My Life
554 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
555 Tiny Sick Tears
556 Penis Dimension
557 Conehead
558 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
559 Ruthie-Ruthie
560 He's So Gay
561 I'm So Cute
562 Wistful With A Fist-Full
563 Sy Borg
564 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
565 Uncle Rhebus
566 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
567 Cucamonga
568 The Florida Airport Tape
569 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
570 The Dog Breath Variations
571 Punky's Whips
572 What Kind Of Girl?
573 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
574 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
575 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
576 Diseases Of The Band
577 No No No
578 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
579 America Drinks And Goes Home
580 Titties 'N' Beer
581 Piano/Drum Duet
582 Fine Girl
583 Dark Water!
584 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
585 The Air