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Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Frank Zappa Lyrics - by Popularity

1 Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
2 Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
3 Fifty-Fifty
4 The Uncle Meat Variations
5 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6 Mudd Club
7 Clowns On Velvet
8 Dance Contest
9 Valarie
10 The Wet T-Shirt Contest
11 Latex Solar Beef
12 Cocaine Decisions
13 Billy The Mountain
14 Dinah-Moe-Hum
15 Dinah-Moe Humm
16 City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
17 Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
18 A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
19 Moggio
20 Tink Walks Amok
21 Artificial Rhonda
22 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
23 We Are Not Alone
24 Bamboozled By Love
25 Church Chat
26 Love Story
27 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
28 Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
29 Briefcase Boogie
30 Drop Dead
31 Brown Moses
32 Joe's Garage
33 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
34 Introduction
35 On The Bus
36 Montana
37 Time Is Money
38 Call Any Vegetable
39 Inca Roads
40 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
41 Sofa No 2
42 Tryin' To Grow A Chin
43 Dancin' Fool
44 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
45 Dirty Love
46 Harder Than Your Husband
47 Porn Wars
48 Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
49 We're Turning Again
50 Hot Rats
51 Kangaroos
52 Any Kind Of Pain
53 Big Leg Emma
54 Pygmy Twylite
55 Goblin Girl
56 Catholic Girls
57 Concentration Moon
58 Teen-Age Prostitute
59 Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
60 Nanook Rubs It
61 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
62 Teen-Age Wind
63 Let's Move To Cleveland
64 Canard Du Jour
65 Father O'Blivion
66 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
67 St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
68 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
69 Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
70 Can't Afford No Shoes
71 Little Girl Of Mine
72 Fountain Of Love
73 Stick It Out
74 I'm A Band Leader
75 Are You Upset?
76 Montana (Whipping Floss)
77 Whippin' Post
78 How Could I Be Such A Fool
79 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
80 Willie The Pimp
81 The Dick Kunc Story
82 I Have Been In You
83 Stick Together
84 Status Back Baby
85 Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
86 Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
87 Titties & Beer
88 200 Years Old
89 Cruisin' For Burgers
90 Promiscuous
91 Jewish Princess
92 Later That Night
93 Sleepin' In A Jar
94 Stink-Foot
95 Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
96 San Ber'dino
97 The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
98 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
99 Cosmik Debris
100 Watermelon In Easter Hay
101 Magdalena
102 Charlie's Enormous Mouth
103 T**ties & Beer
104 Babbette
105 Charles Ives
106 Bacon Fat
107 Dumb All Over
108 Tears Began To Fall
109 Debra Kadabra
110 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
111 Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
112 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
113 A Few Moments With Brother A. West
114 Man With The Woman Head
115 Why Don't You Like Me?
116 Cradle Rock
117 Disco Boy
118 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
119 Muffin Man
120 Zomby Woof
121 Manx Needs Women
122 My Head?
123 Dong Work For Yuda
124 Eddie Are You Kidding?
125 The Blackouts
126 Lonely Little Girl
127 Yo' Mama
128 The Black Page
129 Bobby Brown Goes Down
130 Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
131 The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
132 What's New In Baltimore?
133 Lumpy Gravy I
134 Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
135 I Come From Nowhere
136 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
137 You Call That Music?
138 The Blue Light
139 Keep It Greasy
140 Stevie's Spanking
141 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
142 Any Way The Wind Blows
143 You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
144 Mr Clean
145 Where Is Johnny Velvet?
146 The World's Greatest Sinner
147 Mom & Dad
148 Louie Louie
149 Where's Our Equipment?
150 Sofa #2
151 Intro
152 The Duke Of Prunes
153 Your Mouth
154 The Clap
155 Oh No / Son Of Orange County
156 Jezebel Boy
157 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
158 Meow
159 ‘Choose Your Foot’
160 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
161 Johnny Darling
162 Cheap Thrills
163 The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
164 Tiger Roach
165 Easy Meat
166 Amnerika
167 Bwana Dik
168 Electric Aunt Jemima
169 Underground Freak-Out Music
170 Right There
171 Ya Hozna
172 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
173 Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
174 Spider Of Destiny
175 If We'd All Been Living In California...
176 Sleazette
177 Approximate
178 Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
179 The Duke Regains His Chops
180 The Crab-Grass Baby
181 Like It Or Not
182 Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
183 Carolina
184 Excentrifugal Forz
185 Murder By Numbers
186 City Of Tiny Lights
187 Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"
188 Phyniox (Take 2)
189 Luigi & The Wise Guys
190 Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
191 Echidna's Arf (Of You)
192 Andy
193 Do You Like My New Car?
194 Ian Underwood Whips It Out
195 Ronnie's Booger Story
196 Happy Together
197 ?
198 Deseri
199 The Idiot Bastard Son
200 I'm The Slime
201 White Ugliness
202 Mozart Piano Sonata In Bb
203 You Are What You Is
204 Uncle Bernie's Farm
205 Florentine Pogen
206 The Dead Girls Of London
207 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
208 Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
209 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
210 Apostrophe'
211 Outside Now
212 Flakes
213 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
214 ‘I Heard A Note!’
215 Dental Hygeine Dilemma
216 Sex
217 Packard Goose
218 Envelops The Bath Tub
219 Big Swifty
220 Mr. Green Genes
221 America Drinks & Goes Home
222 WPLJ
223 Ronnie Sings?
224 Harry & Rhonda
225 More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version)
226 Toad-O Line
227 Baby Snakes
228 Stinkfoot
229 I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
230 The Walking Zombie Music
231 The Black Page Drum Solo, Black Page #1
232 Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
233 Little House I Used To Live In
234 Farther O’Blivion
235 Carol, You Fool
236 Uncle Remus
237 Planet Of The Baritone Women
238 Them Or Us
239 Motherly Love
240 Reeny Ra
241 Dew On The Newts We Got
242 Mary Lou
243 I'm Not Satisfied
244 Tinseltown Rebellion
245 Peaches En Regalia
246 Epilogue
247 Canarsie
248 The Mud Shark
249 Our Bizarre Relationship
250 Bobby Brown
251 Valley Girl
252 Room Service
253 Harry-As-A-Boy
254 Help, I'm A Rock
255 Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London)
256 Any Downers?
257 I'm Stealing The Towels
258 The Old Curiosity Shoppe
259 A Token Of My Extreme
260 Po-Jama People
261 The Downtown Talent Scout
262 Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
263 Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
264 Centerville
265 The Nancy & Mary Music
266 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
267 ‘Who Do You Think You Are’
268 Didja Get Any Onya?
269 Scum Bag
270 The Dangerous Kitchen
271 Plastic People
272 Tinsel-Town Rebellion
273 Peaches III
274 Farther O'Blivion
275 Charva
276 What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
277 Very Distraughtening
278 Rubber Shirt
279 Here Lies Love
280 The Radio Is Broken
281 Beauty Knows No Pain
282 Sweet Leilani
283 You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
284 A Vicious Circle
285 Find Her Finer
286 Advance Romance
287 The Evil Prince
288 Little Rubber Girl
289 Exercise #4
290 Chana In De Bushwop
291 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
292 Rhymin' Man
293 Jones Crusher
294 The Orange County Lumber Truck
295 ‘Slack ‘Em All Down’
296 Directly From My Heart To You
297 Love Of My Life
298 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
299 Tiny Sick Tears
300 Penis Dimension
301 Conehead
302 Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
303 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
304 He's So Gay
305 I'm So Cute
306 Wistful With A Fist-Full
307 Sy Borg
308 It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
309 Uncle Rhebus
310 Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
311 Cucamonga
312 The Florida Airport Tape
313 Lonesome Cowboy Burt
314 The Dog Breath Variations
315 Punky's Whips
316 What Kind Of Girl?
317 The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
318 Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
319 Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me
320 Diseases Of The Band
321 No No No
322 The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
323 America Drinks And Goes Home
324 Titties 'N' Beer
325 Piano/Drum Duet
326 Fine Girl
327 Dark Water!
328 Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
329 The Air
330 Ruthie-Ruthie
331 Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
332 He Used To Cut The Grass
333 Flowing Inside-Out
334 Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
335 Wonderful Wino
336 Won Ton On
337 Janet's Big Dance Number
338 Music From The Big Squeeze
339 Baked-Bean Boogie
340 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
341 50, 50
342 The Girl's Dream
343 RDNZL
344 Chocolate Halvah
345 Illinois Enema Bandit
346 When The Lie's So Big
347 We've Got To Get Into Something Real
348 The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
349 Phyniox (Take 1)
350 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
351 The Untouchables
352 Stuff Up The Cracks
353 Duke of Prunes
354 Toads Of The Short Forest
355 Pick Me, I'm Clean
356 Flambay
357 Dio Fa
358 Scene Four: Crew Slut
359 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
360 Holding The Group Back
361 You Didn't Try to Call Me
362 Drafted Again
363 Would You Like A Snack?
364 Teenage Wind
365 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
366 Enigmas 1 Thru 5
367 The Illinois Enema Bandit
368 Camarillo Brillo
369 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
370 Lonesome Electric Turkey
371 Your Teeth And Your Shoulders and sometimes your foot goes like this…PoJama Prelude
372 Pound For A Brown
373 What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
374 The Sealed Tuna Bolero
375 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
376 T’Mershi Duween
377 Dog Breath
378 Steal Away
379 Be In My Video
380 Idiot Bastard Son
381 Transylvania Boogie
382 For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
383 Doreen
384 Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
385 The Voice Of Cheese
386 Weasles Ripped My Flesh
387 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
388 Holiday In Berlin
389 Once Upon a Time
390 A Game Of Cards
391 Heavenly Bank Account
392 Wowie Zowie
393 Telephone Conversation
394 Pumped And Waxed
395 Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
396 Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
397 The Groupie Routine
398 Lost In A Whirlpool
399 Dupree’s Paradise
400 City Of Tiny Lites
401 Road Ladies
402 Wild Love
403 The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
404 Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat
405 Well
406 Dear Jeepers
407 Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
408 It Can't Happen Here
409 Trouble Every Day
410 Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
411 For The Young Sophisticate
412 Ms. Pinky
413 Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
414 We Can Shoot You
415 We Gotta Get Into Something Real
416 She Painted Up Her Face
417 Hot Poop
418 No, No Cherry
419 Agency Man
420 If Only She Woulda
421 Ycdtosa6
422 Just One More Time
423 There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die
424 Black Napkins
425 Cheepnis
426 The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
427 All skateDun-Dun-Dun (The Finnish Hit Single)
428 Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1
429 Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
430 The 'Torchum' Never Stops
431 Mystery Roach
432 ‘Carved In The Rock’
433 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
434 Hound Dog
435 Every Time I See You
436 In France
437 You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
438 Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
439 Progress?
440 F.Z./JCB Drum Duet
441 Navanax
442 Scene Six: Toad-O Line
443 Absolutely Free
444 Elvis Has Just Left The Building
445 Wet T-Shirt Nite
446 Shove It Right In
447 That Evil Prince
448 A Little Green Rosetta
449 I'm A Beautiful Guy
450 America Drinks
451 Yo Cats
452 Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
453 More Trouble Every Day
454 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
455 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
456 Introcious
457 Sofa
458 Sharleena
459 Drowning Witch
460 Nando
461 Chunga’s Revenge
462 Take Me Out To The Ball Game
463 Jessie Lee
464 Planet Of My Dreams
465 Who Are the Brain Police?
466 Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
467 Proto-Minimalism
468 Galoot Up-Date
469 Panty Rap
470 Scene Three: Catholic Girls
471 Are You Hung Up?
472 Evelyn, A Modified Dog
473 Sleep Dirt
474 How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
475 Dead Girls Of London
476 Alley Cat
477 Jumbo Go Away
478 Amnesia Vivace
479 You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
480 The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
481 Keep It Greasey
482 The Subcutaneous Peril
483 What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
484 Penguin In Bondage
485 The Little March
486 The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
487 Black Page, No 2
488 Tell Me You Love Me
489 The White Boy Troubles
490 Nig Biz
491 Cheepnis – Percussion
492 Theme From "Bonanza"
493 Letter From Jeepers
494 Sinister Footwear Ii
495 Tuna Fish Promenade
496 Geneva Farewell
497 Prologue
498 Scene Two: Joe's Garage
499 Bow Tie Daddy
500 Jelly Roll Gum Drop
501 How's Your Bird?
502 Sleeping In A Jar
503 I Ain't Got No Heart
504 God Bless America (Live At The Whisky A Go Go)
505 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
506 Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
507 I’m the Slime
508 Chunga's Revenge
509 Dickie's Such An Asshole
510 Pygmy Twylyte
511 The Mammy Nuns
512 Magic Fingers
513 Kung Fu
514 Cock-Suckers' Ball
515 The Torture Never Stops
516 Would You Go All The Way?
517 No Not Now
518 This Ain't CNN
519 No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
520 Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
521 God Bless America
522 Memories Of El Monte
523 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
524 Redneck Eats
525 German Lunch
526 Rat Tomago
527 Smell My Beard
528 I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
529 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
530 Society Pages
531 Soft-Sell Conclusion
532 The Booger Man
533 Kenny's Booger Story
534 The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
535 Zoot Allures
536 Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
537 Son Of Orange County
538 The Man From Utopia
539 Make A Jazz Noise Here
540 Sleep Dirt – In Rehearsal
541 Cops & Buns
542 Purple Lagoon/Approximate
543 Anything
544 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
545 No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
546 Drums Are Too Noisy
547 Aaawk
548 Truck Driver Divorce
549 Twenty Small Cigars
550 Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
551 Get A Little
552 Ship Ahoy
553 Crew Slut
554 Flower Punk
555 Harry, You're A Beast
556 Let's Make The Water Turn Black
557 Sofa #1
558 I Don't Even Care
559 Mother People
560 Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
561 Suicide Chump
562 Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
563 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
564 The Central Scrutinizer
565 King Kong
566 Earl Of Duke (George Duke)
567 St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
568 Village Of The Sun
569 The Massive Improve'lence
570 Marqueson's Chicken
571 Denny & Froggy Relate
572 Cruising For Burgers
573 The Closer You Are
574 Anyway The Wind Blows
575 Lemme Take You To The Beach
576 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
577 Oh No
578 Dummy Up
579 Amen
580 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
581 Undaunted, The Band Plays On
582 Ride My Face To Chicago
583 Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
584 Uncle Meat
585 Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer