Frank Turner - Reasons Not To Be An Idiot Lyrics

You're not as messed up as you think you are
Your self-absorption makes you messier
Just settle down and you would feel a whole lot better
Deep down you're just like everybody else

She's not as pretty as she thinks she is
Just picture her after she's had kids
I bet she sits at home and listens to 'The Smiths'
Deep down she's just like everybody else

He's not as clever as he likes to think
He's just ambitious with his arguing
He's crap at dancing and he can't hold his drink
Deep down he's just like everybody else

I'm not as awesome as this song makes out
I'm angry, underweight and sketching out
I'm building bonfires of my vanities and doubts to get warm
Just like everybody else

Amy thinks her life is lacking in drama
So she fell for horoscopes, faith-healing and karma
She's so wrapped up in her invisible armor
That she'll never grow into herself

And it's okay thinking me and all my friends are just wasters
But all the same I can still see through her airs and graces
I guess she's scared her life won't leave any traces
Kind of like everyone else and that's not the point anyways
Oh darling, I felt compelled to call you up to say

So why are you sat at home?
You're not designed to be alone
You just got used to saying no

Because it's a lovely sunny day
And you hide yourself away
You've only got yourself to blame
Get up, get down and get outside