Fats Waller - Your Feets Too Big Lyrics

Who's that walkin' round here? Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter that's what I calls it

Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us, me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure are sweet
From there down there's just too much feet

Yes, your feet's too big
Don't want you, 'cause you feet's too big
Can't use you, 'cause you feet's too big
I really hate you, 'cause you feet's too big

Where did you get them?
Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said likes your face, she likes your ray
Man oh man them things are too big

Oh, your feet's too big
Don't want you, 'cause you feet's too big
Mad at you, 'cause your feet's too big
I hate you, 'cause your feet's too big

My Goodness! Gun the gunboats!
Ship, ship, ship

Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin'
'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

Come on and walk that thing
Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy
Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?