Family Guy - You Have AIDS! Lyrics

[Doctor Dude:]
I don't know how to tell you this.. Mr. Devanny.
So I'll let these guys do it!

-Peter and quartet sing-

You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
You've got the aids.
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isn't clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really FULL BLOWN AIDS

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
But it's aids.
You've got the aaaaaa-i-ds!