April Fools and Eggmen Lyrics

Fair to Midland
Fables From a Mayfly
April Fools and Eggmen
Rest assured their weighing words
In sympathetic ink
And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief
They face the facts with thinking caps
They map out and display
But that's not the only way

Common sense wont pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees
But splitting hairs can get you anything you need
Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point
But charity's a rarity
Almost as much as modesty

Take the bait!
And stay however long it takes
Before you lay to rest
However much it takes

Rest assured their weighing words
In sympathetic ink
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And i don't waste my time suspending disbelief

Master minds want bottom lines
That map out and display
If i have every better (bitter) fate
I wont be turning in my grave

Take the bait!
And stay however long it takes
Before you lay to rest
However much it takes

Take your own advice
Before you take a side
Look for new ground.

Take the bait
And stay however long it takes
Before you lay to rest
However much it takes
Before you lie and wait however long it take