Em Calls Paul (Skit) Lyrics

Eminem
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Em Calls Paul (Skit)
Hey, yo Paul. It's Em.
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing.
And I know that he's not thrilled about the video.
Well if we wanna be starting something,
then i'll show him who's really bad(burp).
Paul the way you make me feel with these calls you should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it 'cause i won't stop till i get enough (fart).
Do you remeber the time we were watching the Billy Jean video (fart)?
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Well he'll always be that Michael to me and it doesn't matter if he's black or white because i can't stop loving him and i hate plastic surgeons and i hope they all f**kin' die (fart).
Howdya' like that (fart/sqirt)?
And I like him. I like him a lot. And I wanna touch him, but i can't (long sqirt).
Excuse me, i'm taking a &hit,(sqirt) sorry.
Anyway, call me back. I have an idea on how to end the show.
So beep me when you get this f**ker.
And by the way, no, i don't have a new gun. (click)
Goddamn!