Eminem F/ - Steve Berman (Skit) [The Marshall Mathers LP] Lyrics

{* Dr. Dre's "What's the Difference? " Instrumental Version plays in Background*}

[Eminem:]
Heyyy!
[Steve Berman:]
Hey, EM, what's up?
[Eminem:]
Steve Berman.
What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. Whassup?
[Steve Berman:]
EM, could you come here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem:]
Umm, yeah, what's...
[Steve Berman:]
Vannessa, shut the door.
[Secretary]
Okay.
[Eminem:]
So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
[Steve Berman:]
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
[Eminem:]
Wh-
[Steve Berman:]
This album is less than nothing.
I can't sell this fucking record.
[Eminem:]
Wha-
[Steve Berman:]
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
[Eminem:]
Wh-wha-what's the problem?
[Steve Berman:]
Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem:]
Who's Violent... ?
[Steve Berman:]
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem:]
But, I-
[Steve Berman:]
I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this.
You know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rappin' about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches.
You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
[Eminem:]
I mean...
[Steve Berman:]
I can't sell this shit!
[Eminem:]
What...
[Steve Berman:]
Either change the record or it's not coming out!
[Eminem:]
What, I...
[Steve Berman:]
Now get the fuck out of my office!
[Eminem:]
What am I supposed...
[Steve Berman:]
NOW!
[Eminem:]
Alright man, whatever.