Evil Genius Lyrics

Out in the hallway
I said "hello"
The dance is this Friday
Do you want to go?"

"Probably not"
She promptly replied.
"But kudos for asking.
You´re such a nice guy."

Yeah I should have known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.

But here is the truth.
If she only knew
That Ive got a secret she´d never believe.

Kelly doesn't know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered
Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon.

When I fall asleep
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I´ll lie to extreme
Of canulae dates in a laboratory.

And when I'm awake
It´s hard to concentrate.
I´ll be assembling up my robot army.

Kelly doesn't know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance.
There´s no reason O
Couldn't give it a chance.

I walked through the door
And what should I see?
But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said
"I've been hoping I could be a lab professor.
Bottle-nosed coughing I could name Sylvester.
That´s the kind of thing you´re into of your girls."

'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And now that I found you we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Out in the hallway
I said "hello"
The dance is this Friday