Dr Octagon - Telephone Girlfriend Lyrics

Hello, this Keith, you're all by yourself?

Girl, you're about to take a shower
Get in the bathtub, get your back scrubbed
Massagin' your neck, feet rubbed
Baby oil on your toes while you get wet to my flows

I get turned on by the belly piercin'
Your little ring in your nose, decision makin' you chose
Smell my cologne, fluctuatin' your clothes, me and McBenson
Project chicks in the green S-500 with extensions

From New York to Virginia to the Pocanos
In Cancun, I send you to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Keith ill, first man from New York City housin'
To have his face on a $30 bill
Chauffeur impressed with sneakers on, dressed to kill

Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed
Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill
Telephone girlfriend

Answer the phone, honey
You lay on my chest like Max Julien, Cleopatra status
Coke bottle shape, Miss Nubian
Watch your sheer nightgown in the bathroom light
With cameltoe showin', I can tell you tight

Loose jeans don't work, my job is to convert
Act like I don't know the bottles are there
I can see through your shirt
Why you listen to some wack MC's? Turn Smokey Robinson on

No time for incomin' calls, B-boys stay mad
Actin' buddy and funny, walkin' around for beats won't work
Shut your status and timin'
I don't wanna have a career too extreme
But ladies think I'm Frankie Lymon, they think I'm Frankie

Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill
Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill
Telephone girlfriend

In the livin' room, on the couch and sofa
Mature female, you act older
No problem at all when I walk with you to the mall
Circle the parkin' lot, you park and hot
At night you booty call, we order things from Pink Dot

Blockbuster movies, Maxim, Hustler
Got you in Spike leather jackets
With tats on your stomach like a wrestler

You challenge the taste tester
Like Gomez used to kiss on Morticia, in front of Uncle Fester
Charmin' my dear, kissin' you around your ear
Arms and palms, legs and thighs
Don't be surprised, don't be surprised

Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill, dressed
Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill, dressed
Telephone girlfriend, dressed to kill, dressed to kill, dressed
Telephone girlfriend