Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick Lyrics

Yeah, Dirt Nasty, motherfuckers
Check this shit out, it's like this, yo

First of all, my dick is small
Three inches hard, two little balls
When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth
She says I don't smoke Virginia slims

I wear a rubber if it fits
But they don't make condoms for baby dicks
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But every time I stick my dick in I cum

And my last girlfriend was a stripper
Bitch had beef curtains
Like throwin' a hot-dog down a hallway
If you want it all day don't call me

But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little dick
Please Lord, tell me if you listenin'
I'm tired of havin' stage fright in the men's urinal

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What's worse? My pop's got a purse
He a fat tranny work at Circus Circus
And my mom is bonin' tom
That dude from myspace.com

And my little sis got a bigger dick
Than me, dad and uncle Rick
Fuckin' bitch, I wanna beat her down
But she's six foot three, two hundred pounds

Damn granny lost it
When grandpa came out of the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker at watts

My aunts doin' 20 to life
For rapin' a nerd who work at good guys
So I think I'll fuck my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smells like orange roughy

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