Bubba Hyde Lyrics

Barney works down at the A & P
Drives a baby blue AMC
Ain't missed the day of work in thirteen years
He's a fire department volunteer

He's got a yard that's always just been mowed
Collected stamps since he was ten years old
You've never seen a more regular guy
But when the sun goes down on Friday night

Slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom made
Gets in his patent leather Zebra boots
Fires up his super sport Malibu
He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde

Monday mornin' it's a suit and tie
Attention shoppers there's a two for one buy
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Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel
Makes his round in the bookmobile

He's got a Wednesday night Canasta game
Thursday's are tourney at the bowling lanes
His friends would freak out if they only knew
The party animal he turns into

Slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom made
Gets in his patent leather Zebra boots
Fires up his super sport Malibu
He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
In it's own

Barney works down at the A & P
Drives a baby blue AMC
Ain't missed the day of work in thirteen years