Devin The Dude - Zeldar Lyrics

Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars
Do anybody else have something to show or tell?

I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day
When thrown off pattern

Landed on Earth, no where to go, a hole in my megaboomp
Landed in a field with green leafy trees
It looked kind of odd to me
So I smoked it

I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt
Very good, I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship, I gave it to my family
They say, "What you call this?" weed

My name is Zeldar
I'm from, from planet "Deldar"
My name is Zeldar
And we shop at WalMart

I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the
Green leafy thing I found in the field
Yeah, they call it kill
I rolled into the hood

I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people all kinds of colors
And they looked at me like I was weird
They call me queer

I say, "No, my name is Zeldar
I'm from planet Beldar
M leader is Zeldar
And we shop at Walmart"

I have kids, I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff
That I found in the field 'cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough
So I cough and I puff on the green leafy stuff
I found in the field, yeah I call it kill

What'd you say your name was?
My name is Zeldar