Descendents
Everything Sucks
Eunuch Boy
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmover was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was just another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck.
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