Dean Friedman - Dean Friedman: Funny Papers Lyrics

Pick up the Sunday News, I need my funny papers
Little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at three
With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy
And my idea of time well spent is
To stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due

Get out a checkered cloth, I'll pack a picnic basket
We'll find a clearing in the wood and you can be Red Riding Hood
You may be bad but you're so good
And my idea of having fun is laying naked in the sun with you

Put on your Sunday clothes, I've had an inspiration
We'll ride downtown on the "D" and have a window shopping spree
It may be crass, but it's free
And my idea of what to do is
Making love with you on the avenue