Crisco
Miscellaneous
Schlong Song
Say Girls
The thing right here is letting all you boys know
What the other boys talk about
ooh that package of yours gives me chills
Check it out
ooh thos shorts make my heart go boom
i can see you pearce from across the room
i'm glad i wore some kinda loose
i'd like to hitch you engine to my caboose
if that thong was tighter you'd pop a string
Stuttin down the beach you go misthing
gotta bulg up front makin me go swing
like you're smuggling a burrito
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
a lincoln long, long, long
wanna polish that now, now, now
think i'll say it again
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
wanna polish that now, now, now
sure is long
let me see that schlong
love when the meat go ooh aww
make your bolonga go ooh aww
wanna help you make it grow
that dong da dong dong dong
love when the meat go ooh aww
make your bolonga go ooh aww
wanna help you make it grow
that dong da dong dong dong
baby those chaps make you look so butch
wanna grap that stick and pop your clutch
put you over my knee like a nauty boy
twist your key like a wind up toy
wanna make your salmon swim up my stream
mix your coffe with a little cream
pick you first for my softball team
cause you got your very own lousville slugger
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
a lincoln long, long, long
wanna polish that now, now, now
think i'll say it again
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
wanna polish that now, now, now
sure is long
let me see that schlong
love when the meat go ooh aww
make your bolonga go ooh aww
wanna help you make it grow
that dong da dong dong dong
love when the meat go ooh aww
make your bolonga go ooh aww
wanna help you make it grow
that dong da dong dong dong
let me see that schlong
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