Common - Heidi Hoe Lyrics

Whatup bitch? I'm Peavey Wheatstraw
And you don't stop with the Heidi, Heidi Hoe
Hi hoe or bye hoe if you're lookin' for a sucker
I'm just another motherfucker

Pucker your lips do flipslike Mary Lou
Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'ma marry you
Bury you I will do after I bill you
Kill you hoe 'cause your shit smells like mildew

Pe ew think you need some soap and a rag
Or better yet black, flag, you scallywag
Tag, I didn't mean to diss dis hoe butt
But you need to stay such, do not touch

Much disrespect goes out to you
And your parents, too, for havin' you
Haven't you been introduced to a douche
I guess you said fuck footloose and got pussyloose

No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune a
Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
For the pink Cadillac 'cause it's block is off
And have more use, than a public park

For recreation, givin' up the body is a hobby
I'm tellin' Santa Claus you been naughty sing it
Hoe, hoe, hoe, Merry Christmas
Aiyyo JuJu, I just had to diss dis

Heidi, Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe
All the niggaz know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon
The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe
All the niggaz know, that you're a Heidi Hoe

Now bring it back brotha
Eni meeny meeny meeny meeny meeny miney moe
Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger
You can catch a hoe, there's your hoe, kiss a hoe, fuck a hoe

Diss a hoe, I'm Peavey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago
Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe
I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo
Homo's a nono, so faggots, stay solo

I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo
Total recall, yeah, I see y'all
I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo
I'm prickin' you whether or not, took you out that's work see

So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty
Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut
This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up
Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em

Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum
Like that hoe, that hoe, that hoe, that hoe
Dabba da dat, it's like that hoe

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, I say hoe
Say hoe? Hoe do you know, do you know?
Bo knows this hoe blows much, much dick
An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic

Naked at, frick a frat, plus her puddy wat
C'mere K K K K K K, yo c'mere you little puddy cat
What, your booty black is so indespicable
You squaw pie, tack haired, motherfuckin' jiggaboo

You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here
But first get colon eye birds off your forehead
My nigga Coe said, that you're an around the way girl
You're fuckin' everybody around the way

And then all around the world
And you still can't find yo' fate
But you had a couple of babies
I mean her butt's like gravy

The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo
And all of that fuck her sixty nine
You get the eighty six and don't call me back
Your black ass bunion' there's a party
In your mouth bitch and everybody's comin'