Collin Raye - That's My Story Lyrics

I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said, "Where've you been?"
So I thought real hard and said
"I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard"
She said, "You don't know it boy but you just blew it
I said, "Well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it”

That's my story
Oh that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

I got that deer in the headlights look
She read my face like the cover of a book, and said
"Don't expect me to believe all that static
'Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic"
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered, "Well that's my story and I'm stickin to it”

That's my story
Well, that's my story
I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know time comes when a wise man knows
The best thing that he can do is just look her up in the eye
And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey me and the boys played cards all night
There wasn't no hanky-panky, not a woman in sight
I know I should called and baby I, I'm really sorry
But get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry
You know how much I love you darling and I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story
Oh, that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing
Darling unless you approve it
And that's my story and I'm sticking to it