Clem Snide - Happy Birthday Lyrics

Never have I been made feel less doubtful
And never have I been made less cynical
'Cause I haven't been too brave, I'm mostly frightened
But I never thought that there would come a day

Well, I hope that your song's not the boys of summer
Just because you were both born on that day
And half-Jewish boys make kick ass drummers
But if you need lessons, I'll have to play

And I hope that your friends are true and funny
And your girlfriends are sweet and wear tight pants
And after your heart is gently broken
I hope that you get a second chance

Just let some air in
Just turn on some lights
Just make some room inside

Never have I been made to feel less heavy
I, never have I been made less cynical
'Cause I haven't been too kind that I'm forgiven
But I never thought that there would come a day