Chris LeDoux - Copenhagen Lyrics

{If you don't use this nasty stuff don't start
But if you're hopelessly addicted
I guess you gotta find something good to say about a bad habit
Well hey let's try
Here we go}

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a little chew in my mouth
Go a-spittin' and a-slobberin' all around the house
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

Well, I took a chew just the other night
And it made me feel just fine
So I grabbed my honey baby
And I pinched her ol' behind

She said, "You better spit out that
Chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss
Me on the big ol' smacker"
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a little chew in my mouth
Go hackin' and a-gaggin' all around the house
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good, oh yes

Well, I was sittin' in a barroom
And I took a little dip
Drinkin' beer and talkin'
But I had no place to spit

So I spit a stream out on the floor
And the bouncer flung me out the door
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
I put a little chew in my mouth
Go spittin' and a-slobberin' all around the house
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

It's a cure all too
Cures fits, warts, freckles
Coughs, colds, runny nose
Guarantees not to rip, run or snag

Makes conception a wonder
And child birth a pleasure
That's Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
How 'bout you?

{Man Chris, that sure does beat singing
All them old love songs all the time
Well Toby, that is a love song}