Well i've never been afraid of much and never thought i need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life
But there's one thing i cant do with out and copenhagen's what i'm talking
About and i love it nearly as much as i love my wife.
Now when i first started chewing i didn't know what i was doing
But i liked the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way copenhagen should
But when its gone i'm a slobbering maniac.
I'm a copenhagen junkie, there's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And he just wont let me be
Cause when i run out of chewing
I know i'm on the road to ruin
Yes that copenhagen's got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snuffs away
I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall.
Well i even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak and sorta went blind and my mellow disposition headed south
I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabbit dog and
Start frothing and foaming at the mouth
Can i help you sir?
Ah, yea do you got any copenhagen?
No sir i'm afraid we're all out
Ahh copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when its gone boys, i ain't feeling exactly the way i should