Cake - Sad Songs and Waltzes Lyrics

I'm writing a song all about you
A true song as real as my tears

But you've no need to fear it
'Cause no one will hear it
Sad songs and waltzes
Aren't selling this year

I'll tell all about how you cheated
I'd like for the whole world to hear

I'd like to get even
With you 'cause you're leavin'
But sad songs and waltzes
Aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes
Aren't selling this year

It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are

Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes
Aren't selling this year