Buckethead - Two Pints Lyrics

Hey Mr Bartender, give me a drink
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it
And that doesn't mean I can't handle
Anything stronger now, just think I'll wait a while

I'll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans

So hey, Mrs Tongue Driver, give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down 'cos I ain't ready to leave
This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back
You'll just have to wait for that

I'll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas

Take me to the kebab hut

So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top and don't be putting veg on that
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab, a dab of ketchup
Make it red and please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag

Would you like chili sauce on that?

And a pint of lager, please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager, please
Some soft scoop ice cream

So hey, Mr Cab Driver, give me some breeze
It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me
And that doesn't mean it's time to
You know what I mean? Just open the window, geez

I'll have a pint of lager please
Don't give a monkey's
Give me a pint of lager please
And some processed cheese