Brad Paisley - Don't Drink The Water Lyrics

Empty house, empty rooms
Empty bottle of Patron
I need to go out but not around here
There ain't nowhere we haven't gone

There's this travel agent that I know
That says Cozumel's real nice
So, he got me a deal on a flight and a room
And little bit of free advice

Don't drink the water
I told him that's okay
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Blake, ain't you been there before?
Yeah, I been there a time or two
They got some sweet Senoritas
They are more than glad to meet ya
But I'm telling you, boy, whatever you do

Don't drink the water
Okay, okay
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Corona or Tecate
My old friend Jose
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

On this trip, anything I sip
Had better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Pickle my liver and a little grub worm

Don't drink the water
That's what they say
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway