Bowling for Soup - Next Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics

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Read a book about that years ago
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I don't wanna meet your dad, don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin' for the penicillin

When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance, don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights, I wanna let the world know
An' convince my friends, I'm not a homo

If you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone, I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were givin' you fag
And you just couldn't put up with that
So, no, you're never taking me back

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell
An' I don't want to spend the time an' I don't need no Valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend