Bowling for Soup - 99 Biker Friends Lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window
'Rest in Peace Number 3'

Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat-up face
Such a pretty face

It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole and I do too
Over compensating for your small shoes

Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms
Tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?

Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive
So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger'
All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger'

Let's get the A-Team
50 Cent with his bling bling
And a couple of prison guards

It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
You're such a tough guy
I can't wait to bring you down

She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

I hope that she can run fast
Start running now
We're gonna kick your ass