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Bobs - Christmas In La Lyrics

Artist: Bobs

Album: Too Many Santas

Genre: Comedy

Bobs
Too Many Santas
Christmas In La
Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall
we're victimized by urban sprawl
It's Christmas in LA

See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars
reindeer strippers in the bars
It's Christmas in LA

I dream of trees and ornaments
and a crackling yule log
the lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog

Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes
Leaving us with only hopes
It's Christmas in LA

Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce
buy a pound and get an ounce
It's Christmas in LA

When I fly down from San Francisco
I hear music in the air
a million car alarms are _caroling_ - no one seems to care

Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt
don't know if it's Goofy's fault
It's Christmas in LA

Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home
all the kids are home alone
It's Christmas in LA


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