Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Bowel Moves Lyrics

I was a little too stuffed
Had to lose a few pounds
Pants too tight, seams busting out
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice
With salsa on top and some extra spice

Lots of extra spice

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy
Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready
Working up a cold sweat and reading the news

Workin' on a bowel move
Trying' to move some backed up, drive-thru food
Workin' on a bowel move
And it was takin' time

I was up last night trying to make some thunder
How long would it take, I sat and wondered?
Started reading a magazine from 1962
And I'm waiting for a bowel move

'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue
Waiting on a bowel move
I'm out of paper again
Bowel move

Ain't it funny how it takes so much time
For a bowel move?
I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember
I should've brought my camera