Artist: Bo Burnham
Album: Bo Burnham
Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, well they're not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like ... boys
That I like boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
and i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear, because
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But i'm not gay and that's what i said,
If I'm gay, hey god strike me dead.
Just cause I'm on the cheer leading team,
And my birthday party had a Broadway theme.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
Because, I think that God might think I'm gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
My whole family thinks I'm "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, there's no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay.
Not cause I'm gay
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay ... just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive ...
la la la la la…
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What did they know anyway?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
I'm not gay I swear
|1||I'm Bo Yo|
|2||My Whole Family...|
|3||Bo Fo Sho|
|5||The Perfect Woman|
|6||High School Party|
|9||A Love Ballad|
|10||Rehab Center For Fictional Characters|
|11||Welcome To YouTube|
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|Bo Burnham - Bo Burnham Album Lyrics|
|1.||I'm Bo Yo|
|2.||My Whole Family...|
|3.||Bo Fo Sho|
|5.||The Perfect Woman|
|6.||High School Party|
|9.||A Love Ballad|
|10.||Rehab Center For Fictional Characters|
|11.||Welcome To YouTube|
|1||Hell of a Ride (Studio)|
|2||Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)|
|5||Repeat Stuff (Studio)|
|6||We Think We Know You|
|1||Ren And Stimpy|
|2||Weird Al Yankovic|
|6||The Dan Band|
|9||The New Main Street Singers|
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