Bloodhound Gang - She Ain't Got No Legs Lyrics

Baby, yeah, first time I saw you, darling, I knew I was in love
Tell her, Daddy, the way you took your wheelchair
Up that handicap ramp, mmm, it's a mind blower

But now, baby, I miss ya, I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool, oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets, oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair

I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A weeble, wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs, just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet, a torso to hump

No baby love, yeah, that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a sit and spin 'til your stumps started aching
Spin you around, yeah, roll you near
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

They say nothing beats a great pair of legs
But somehow, baby, the day you walked out of my life
There's nothing I wanted more than
Than for you to come crawling back to me

When we started going together people said they couldn't believe it
That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic
We would wake up real early and you could make me some eggs, mmm
Girl, I didn't care if you ain't got no legs

I loved you for you and you loved me for me, oh yeah
Wasn't really hard for those more but fortunate to see
That the first time we made love, it was such a wonderful feeling
The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling
When you rolled out of my life, my heart just broke
I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes 'cause

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same, oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

You ain't got no legs