Belle & Sebastian - Meat & Potatoes Lyrics

My baby came to me lately
"Honey, please don't take this bad
But maybe when you laid me
Could we try to spice it up?"

I looked across the table
First to see if she was joking
No joke, there was no flicker
Just a girl who wanted more

Than meat and potatoes
She may stop at whips and chains
She needs carousal
More arousal, a bit of pain

So we started by using handcuffs
We tried a can of cold whipped cream
I was allergic to so much dairy
She had to finish it all by herself

Then I slapped her, she wasn't expecting
So she hit me back, she frigging cracked me
I got a nose bleed, she was angry
She wanted more

Than meat and potatoes
She may stop at pumps and drains
She needs carousal
More arousal, a bit of pain

Invite the neighbors or total strangers
Give yourself a leg up, honey
Wear 'The Queen' mask
Put on the French Basque

It's full of handy holes
If we're going to use them all
We're going to need more

Than meat and potatoes
She may draw the line at dolls and freaks
She needs some abusing
Some amusement to get through the week

I know you respect me, you won't reject me
And the arrow of our love is straight and true