Barenaked Ladies - I Know Lyrics

I know why I like you it's 'cause of your clothing
And your haircut and 'cause you're racist
I have a match, your face my asking you questions
You can't answer you want to box me?

Our world works in a weird way
I've heard them say a man with a beard may
Frighten children or dogs but a mustache scares me more

I know why you bite me it's 'cause of your instincts
And your canines and 'cause I kicked you
I have a bone to pick please go on the paper
And fetch me my slippers and stop meowing

Man's best friend wags his tail and
Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and
Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war

Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision?
I've seen the facts of inter-race relations
Of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation
If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
‽And you have faith, you just need to use it' sayeth the Lord"

I know why I like you it's 'cause of your sandals
And your supper and 'cause you're Jesus
I have a match, your dad, my dad has your picture
Right next to your mother's and one of Charo

They hold hands up in heaven
And they say that their son's name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jeff
Jeff Jeff