Barenaked Ladies - Be My Yoko Ono Lyrics

And if there's someone you can live without
Then do so
And if there's someone you can just shove out
Well do so

You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono

Oh, isn't it beautiful to see
Two people so much in love?
Bare naked as two virgins hand in hand
And hand and hand in glove

But now that I'm far away
It doesn't seem to me to be such a pain
To have you hanging off my ankle
Like some kind of ball and chain

You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono

Oh no, here we go
Our life is just one big pun
Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings
Aieee!

I know that when I say this
I may be stepping on pins and needles
But I don't like all these people
Slagging her for breaking up the Beatles

Don't blame it on Yokey
If I was John and you were Yoko
I would gladly give up musical genius
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus
(Hit it)

You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono

Be my, be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono
Be my, be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono
Be my, be my, be my
Be my, be my Yoko Ono