Apologetix - Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics

Is this a real guy?
Is he just fantasy?
'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see

I'm dressed for war, boys, I need no infantry
Because I'll meet the one you propose
Israelites, pick my foe
Anyway, I'll win, so it doesn't really matter to me

Mama, there's still no man who can come against this threat
You might figure now we're dead
Mama, Goliath is testing us
And know he's gonna know they're all afraid

Mama, ooh ooh ooh, he's a mean and crazy guy
He'll come right back again this time tomorrow
Scaring us, scaring us
'Cause he wants to meet in battle

Hooray, my time has come
Been a shepherd all my life but I'm taking on this giant
Goodbye, everybody but not for long
God will lead me all the while I face this brute

C'mon, ooh ooh ooh
David you're a wimp though
I'm not gonna die
The one who wins my battles is Lord of all

I see a little silly shepherd, not a man
What are you tryin' to prove?
You'll be chewed up and mangled
Send a boy to fight me? Very, very tiny flea

Gol-la-liath, Gol-la-liath
Gonna die you big galoot
I'll kick your butt
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me

He trusts the Lord, but suffers from insanity
Daring to fight 'gainst this monstrosity
Evil comes, evil goes
You will get deposed

I will not, no
I will not get deposed
Yes, you will, yes, you will
Your head will roll

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Come to me a, come to me a
Let the eagles pick your bones
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me

So you think you can scorn me and spit at my tribe?
So you think you're above me just based on your size?
Oh baby, you ain't just duelin' David
You're gonna get it now 'cause God'll win my battle here

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Guys I'm really flattered, yet it wasn't me
God wins every battle, God wins every battle for me
David will be king soon