Andrew Lloyd Webber - Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh Lyrics

Poor fool, he makes me laugh
[Incomprehensible] I tried to get a better, better half

Poor fool, he doesn't know
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
It's him, I know it, it's him
Your part is silent, little toad
A toad, madame?
Perhaps it is you who are the toad

Serafimo, away with this pretence
You cannot speak but kiss me in my

Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Behold, she is singing to bring down the [Incomprehensible]

{Ladies and gentlemen
The performance will continue in ten minutes' time
When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss.Christine Daae}

{In the meantime ladies and gentlemen
We shall be giving you the ballet from Act III of tonights' opera
[Incomprehensible]
The ballet, now}

Go, go, Christine come with me
[Incomprehensible]

{Ladies and gentlemen
Please remain in your seats
Do not panic it was an accident
Simply an accident}