| 1 |
Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch |
| 2 |
All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex |
| 3 |
Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach |
| 4 |
Loudest Stereo |
| 5 |
Hot Girls On The Road |
| 6 |
I Wish My Dealer Was Open |
| 7 |
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny |
| 8 |
Richard Butler |
| 9 |
Recycling Is Gay |
| 10 |
311 Sucks |
| 11 |
Tim Is Gay |
| 12 |
You Own A Store |
| 13 |
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak |
| 14 |
Your Best Friend Is You |
| 15 |
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis |
| 16 |
Marc Payson Is A Drunk |
| 17 |
You're Old (Fuck You) |
| 18 |
Your Kid Is Deformed |
| 19 |
B.T./A.C. |
| 20 |
You Play On A Softball Team |
| 21 |
You Live In A Houseboat |
| 22 |
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, but They're Just Gay |
| 23 |
Van Full Of Retards |
| 24 |
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury |
| 25 |
Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie |
| 26 |
You Go to Art School
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| 27 |
Radio Hit |
| 28 |
Hebosaurus |
| 29 |
Shut Up Mike, Pt. 2 |
| 30 |
Because You're Old |
| 31 |
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend |
| 32 |
I Lit Your Baby On Fire |
| 33 |
Dictators Are Cool |
| 34 |
Kill Women |
| 35 |
Windchimes Are Gay |
| 36 |
Shut Up Paul |
| 37 |
Into The Oven |
| 38 |
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us |
| 39 |
You Have Goals |
| 40 |
Saving Ourselves For Marriage |
| 41 |
Art Fag |
| 42 |
You Keep A Diary |
| 43 |
ValuJet |
| 44 |
You Look Divorced |
| 45 |
No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
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| 46 |
You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy |
| 47 |
Metamorphosis |
| 48 |
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women |
| 49 |
You're A Fucking Cunt |
| 50 |
The South Won't Rise Again |
| 51 |
Body By Auschwitz |
| 52 |
You Are An Orphan |
| 53 |
You Got Date Raped |
| 54 |
Steroids Guy |
| 55 |
René Auberjonois
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| 56 |
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's |
| 57 |
You're A Cop |
| 58 |
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt |
| 59 |
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail |
| 60 |
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead |
| 61 |
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway |
| 62 |
Hootie And The Blowfish |
| 63 |
You Can't Shut Up |
| 64 |
You're Dumb |
| 65 |
The Internet is Gay
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| 66 |
You Fucking Freak |
| 67 |
Fuck Yeah |
| 68 |
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It |
| 69 |
You're Gay |
| 70 |
You're A Tready Fucking Pussy |
| 71 |
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt |
| 72 |
I Noticed That You're Gay |
| 73 |
You've Got Cancer |
| 74 |
Face It. You're A Metal Band |
| 75 |
Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
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| 76 |
Harvey Korman Is Gay |
| 77 |
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos |
| 78 |
Dead. Gay. And Dropped |
| 79 |
Bill Scott's Dumb |
| 80 |
Bonus Track |
| 81 |
We Just Disagree |
| 82 |
Pottery's Gay |
| 83 |
You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)
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| 84 |
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin |
| 85 |
You've Got No Friends |
| 86 |
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of Your Kid |
| 87 |
You Drive An IROC |
| 88 |
Being Ignorant Is Awesome |
| 89 |
Hungry Hungry Hippos |
| 90 |
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb |
| 91 |
Locking Dropdead in McDonald's
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| 92 |
Furnace |
| 93 |
All Our Fans Are Gay |
| 94 |
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog |
| 95 |
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert |
| 96 |
You Rollerblading Faggot |
| 97 |
You Are an Interior Decorator |
| 98 |
Sweatshops Are Cool |
| 99 |
Your Favorite Band is Supertramp
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| 100 |
Tom Arnold |
| 101 |
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot |
| 102 |
I Hope You Get Deported |
| 103 |
I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die |
| 104 |
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) |
| 105 |
Rich Goyette is Gay |
| 106 |
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy |
| 107 |
I'm in A.C.
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| 108 |
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis |
| 109 |
Hogging Up the Holocaust |
| 110 |
Howard Wulkan's Bald |
| 111 |
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse |
| 112 |
Branscombe Richmond |
| 113 |
You Live in Allston
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| 114 |
You Are a Food Critic |
| 115 |
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool |
| 116 |
You (Fill In the Blank)
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| 117 |
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died |
| 118 |
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage |
| 119 |
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed |
| 120 |
Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey |
| 121 |
You Sell Cologne |
| 122 |
You Look Adopted |
| 123 |
Dumb. Fat. And Gross |
| 124 |
Kyle From Incantation Has a Moustache |
| 125 |
I Fucked Your Wife |
| 126 |
I'm Gonna Give You A.I.D.S. |
| 127 |
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt |
| 128 |
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag |
| 129 |
Just The Two Of Us |
| 130 |
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth |
| 131 |
Your Cousin is George Lynch
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| 132 |
Big Pants. Bigger Loser |
| 133 |
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach |
| 134 |
Technology's Gay |
| 135 |
Yay! It's Pink! |
| 136 |
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human |
| 137 |
I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You |
| 138 |
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank |
| 139 |
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You |
| 140 |
I Ate Your Horse |
| 141 |
Being a Cobbler Is Dumb
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| 142 |
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool |
| 143 |
02657 |
| 144 |
You're In A Coma |
| 145 |
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man |
| 146 |
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You |
| 147 |
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In |
| 148 |
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck |
