Artist: Adam Sandler
They're All Gonna Laugh At You
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
Performed by adam sandler and jennifer lien
"and now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "i really appreciate you're asking me out. most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "this movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "well, ebel gave it thumbs up, but ciscel thought it was too preachy. anyway, i enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "cathleen turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "yes, well, she recently had a child. i think her maternal biology may play a role in that. she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"
Buffoon: "i put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."
Valedictorian: "well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
Buffoon: "that girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
Valedictorian: "well, i guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "this popcorn's fuckin' terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
[buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a
Buffoon: "i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. it blew my fuckin' mind!"
Valedictorian: "it's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "my father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "it's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. i wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolis
Buffoon: "i'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "well, i'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[buffoon walking away]
"i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "i like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "bye bye! have fun."
[buffoon continues to walk away]
|1||Assistant Principal's Big Day|
|2||At A Medium Pace|
|5||Food Innuendo Guy|
|6||I'm So Wasted|
|8||Mr. Spindel's Phone Call|
|9||My Little Chicken|
|12||Teenage Love On The Phone|
|13||The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver|
|14||The Beating Of A High School Janitor|
|15||The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher|
|16||The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher|
|17||The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions|
|18||The Buffoon And The Valedictorian|
|20||The Longest Pee|
|21||Toll Booth Willie|
|22||The Thanksgiving Song|
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|Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh At You Album Lyrics|
|1.||Assistant Principal's Big Day|
|2.||At A Medium Pace|
|5.||Food Innuendo Guy|
|6.||I'm So Wasted|
|8.||Mr. Spindel's Phone Call|
|9.||My Little Chicken|
|12.||Teenage Love On The Phone|
|13.||The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver|
|14.||The Beating Of A High School Janitor|
|15.||The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher|
|16.||The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher|
|17.||The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions|
|18.||The Buffoon And The Valedictorian|
|20.||The Longest Pee|
|21.||Toll Booth Willie|
|22.||The Thanksgiving Song|
|1||Stan the Man|
|2||Whore! Where Are You?!|
|3||Mr. 'I Do' and the Doo Doos|
|6||Pibb Needs the Hot Rocks|
|1||Ren And Stimpy|
|2||Weird Al Yankovic|
|7||The Dan Band|
|10||The New Main Street Singers|