Artist: Adam Sandler
They're All Gonna Laugh At You
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
Performed by adam sandler and conan o' brien :
"and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."
Dean: "well michael, i would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and i understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "i got a snake, man!"
Dean: "yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "one time i fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!"
Dean: "i'm sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "fuckin' shit!"
Dean: "yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "my father's a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "hmm, i see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."
Buffoon: "my mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "well, i hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn."
Buffoon: "my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!"
Dean: "well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "i had diarhea last month. i had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major?"
Buffoon: "i've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. i do not take offense."
Buffoon: "one time i ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "that's understandable. well, i enjoyed meeting you. we'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "i bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "yes, it's a veritable forest down there. bye bye."
|1||Assistant Principal's Big Day|
|2||At A Medium Pace|
|5||Food Innuendo Guy|
|6||I'm So Wasted|
|8||Mr. Spindel's Phone Call|
|9||My Little Chicken|
|12||Teenage Love On The Phone|
|13||The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver|
|14||The Beating Of A High School Janitor|
|15||The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher|
|16||The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher|
|17||The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions|
|18||The Buffoon And The Valedictorian|
|20||The Longest Pee|
|21||Toll Booth Willie|
|22||The Thanksgiving Song|
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|Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh At You Album Lyrics|
|1.||Assistant Principal's Big Day|
|2.||At A Medium Pace|
|5.||Food Innuendo Guy|
|6.||I'm So Wasted|
|8.||Mr. Spindel's Phone Call|
|9.||My Little Chicken|
|12.||Teenage Love On The Phone|
|13.||The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver|
|14.||The Beating Of A High School Janitor|
|15.||The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher|
|16.||The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher|
|17.||The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions|
|18.||The Buffoon And The Valedictorian|
|20.||The Longest Pee|
|21.||Toll Booth Willie|
|22.||The Thanksgiving Song|
|1||Stan the Man|
|2||Whore! Where Are You?!|
|3||Mr. 'I Do' and the Doo Doos|
|6||Pibb Needs the Hot Rocks|
|1||Ren And Stimpy|
|2||Weird Al Yankovic|
|7||The Dan Band|
|10||The New Main Street Singers|