Mother's Day Song
Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.
Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear,
Take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch pbs, not deputy dawg,
Don't you eat that lincoln log.
Oh mama i still don't believe
It's true: the tooth fairy was you.
I love you maaaaaama,
More than than paaaastrama,
Way more than jeffrey daaaahma,
Even more than my nfl paaaaajamas.
Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine.
Stop your jumping,
You'll break the bed.
Don't you fill up
On the bread.
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
That's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't play baseball in your suit,
That magnum pi's very cute.
Don't forget vick's vapor-rub,
Stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
And putting powder on my rash.
(so much better.)
I love you maaaaaama,
More than golf with arnold paaaaalmaaaa,
More than yellow moons in lucky chaaaaamaaaas,
Def leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.
Oh, mrs. nealon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.
Come on kevin.
I love you maaaaaama
Come on, keep goin'.
More than films by brian depaaaaalmaaaa.
Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.
Thanks for writing that note to the draft
Board that said i was gay so i got out
Mom your way better than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa.
Who's name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa.
I love you even more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa.
And richard gere was also good in "sommersby",
Which was a melodraaaamaa.
Oh, all you moms out there oughta know,
We kids love you so.
Have a happy mother's day.
Thank you very much!
|1||Food Inuendo Guy|
|3||Grow Old With You|
|5||Mother's Day Song|
|7||The Chanukah Song (ii)|
|8||The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler|
|9||The Chanuka Song|
|10||I Wanna Grow Old With You|
|11||Piece Of Shit Car|
|12||I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog|
|13||Billy Madison's Victory Song|
|14||A Christmas Song|
|15||Chanukah Song Part 2|
|16||The thanks giving song|
|17||The lone some kicker|
|19||Listen into the radio|
|20||Four year sold|
|21||Fatty mc gee|
|23||Bad boy friend|
|27||The Beer Song|
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|Adam Sandler - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||Food Inuendo Guy|
|3.||Grow Old With You|
|5.||Mother's Day Song|
|7.||The Chanukah Song (ii)|
|8.||The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler|
|9.||The Chanuka Song|
|10.||I Wanna Grow Old With You|
|11.||Piece Of Shit Car|
|12.||I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog|
|13.||Billy Madison's Victory Song|
|14.||A Christmas Song|
|15.||Chanukah Song Part 2|
|16.||The thanks giving song|
|17.||The lone some kicker|
|19.||Listen into the radio|
|20.||Four year sold|
|21.||Fatty mc gee|
|23.||Bad boy friend|
|27.||The Beer Song|
|1||Stan the Man|
|2||Whore! Where Are You?!|
|3||Mr. 'I Do' and the Doo Doos|
|6||Pibb Needs the Hot Rocks|
|1||Ren And Stimpy|
|2||Weird Al Yankovic|
|7||The Dan Band|
|9||The New Main Street Singers|